But Muslim values are Caanadian values – don’t you know. Chili Con Carney says so.
This will change life as we know it.
Cabinet’s $90 billion regional high speed rail venture will “change life as we know it,” Government House Leader Steven MacKinnon yesterday told MPs. MacKinnon acknowledged the service will be inaccessible to most Canadians, but said it would create “new worlds of intercity travel” for some very rich Ontarians and Québecers: “Just think, you’re a businessperson, someone who wants to go to a hockey game or a baseball game and come back the same evening.”
Yes, for Canada – Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. The “west” of us be damned.
I do not have a problem with high speed rail per se but it should be built and funded by Ontario and Quebec and not by those Provinces in Canada, and Joe Canuck, that have no interest or benefit from a project like this. And not from the Federal Government. Meanwhile, while these business people can go to a hockey game (at $500 bucks a shot), or an expensive baseball game and come home the same evening, well now you can do that. The 99% of the rest of us Canadian peons can’t.
Meanwhile, back at the Canadian ranch:
1930s? Nope. 2026 in the Greater Toronto Area.
Or this:
PM Carney: “But Mr Speaker, under my government, life has never been more affordable in Canada as it is now.”
Liberal Finance Minister: “Mr Speaker. Canada has the strongest economy in the entire G7.”
The fiscal cliff: The G7 economies. Canada is the first off because we are the strongest economy.
And the Pinocchio award goes to:
Canada’s Liberal Government – all liars.
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Here is a snapshot of how Canadian voters think and vote:
Pierre Polievre ran on the issues: affordability, housing, crime, defence, law enforcement, health care, trade relations, energy, corruption and a “Canada is broken.” concept.
Carney ran on: Anti Donald Trump. Orange man bad.
Result? Carney wins.
Under Carney’s Liberals:
Can’t be the US’s 51st state but we sure as hell can be the European Union’s 28th state.
Go figure. And the central and eastern Canadian electorate ate it up. Yess. Elbows up! The western vote doesn’t matter. Go EU Go!
Canada, and by that I mean Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, have a pathological hatred for the United States. Oh, and the “west” of us be damned. The west is considered to be the hinterland of Canada. Nothing more. Resources are to be exploited for Canada. Laurier said this very thing when Alberta and Saskatchewan joined Canada in 1905.
And, we will make MAid more affordable and more accessible for All Canadians, including Grandma:
BTW, Canada has officially entered a period of recession (Stats Canada). But the bought and paid for Liberal media refuses to report on it, thereby protecting their patron Liberal government.
Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID
CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that her family was preparing to hire a MAID.
Betty Martin, an 80-year-old woman who lives with her son and his family, was delighted to overhear the family discussing their plan to pay for a MAID to come “take care of” some business at their home.
“This will change my life!” Martin said after hearing the news. “My goodness, I bet I’ll never have to wash another sink full of dishes ever again. I was worried that I was becoming a burden on Stewart and the family, but then I heard them say something about paying for a MAID service, and it made me so happy.”
Martin’s son, Stewart, said the entire family was eager to see how much a difference paying for MAID could make in day-to-day life. “It’ll be a game-changer, for sure, eh?” he said. “Just think about it, Mom. You won’t ever have to spend another minute cooking or cleaning. Doesn’t that sound nice?”
Betty explained that she was hopeful that the MAID would make a noticeable impact on all aspects of her life. “Will the MAID help put me to sleep?”
“Yes, absolutely!” her son answered.
At publishing time, the Martin family had explained to Grandma that they were just moving all the furniture out of her bedroom to make it easier for the MAID to get it really clean.
And…
There you have it. It is finally out of the bag. If you think Carney will approve any fossil fuel pipeline, Elizabeth May will join the Conservative caucus.
I Will!!!??? WTF over.
Probably the perfect song Some say that this was the best song to come out of the 1960’s decade. Play it loud.
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Prime Mortician (PM) of Canada Mark “Snidely Whiplash” Carney is just…unreal with Liberal obfuscation BS.
Muslim values are Canadian values. He says.
DRAT!
When will eastern boomer Canadians wake up to the sad fact that is being in Canada?
Gad Saad is an important Canadian author and intellectual who is admired worldwide – except by Canadians. He is leaving Montreal for Mississippi. Why? Anti-semitism in Canada, not unlike Germany in the 1930’s
“Who cares” says Canada’s PM. “You can’t live on nostalgia.”
No Mark, but those who ignore the lessons of the past are doomed to repeat them.
But I’m alright Jack!
My home town of Toronto is a shit hole now. Montreal as well. All because of Pierre, Justin and now Carney’s multi-national, multi-culturalism policies, specifically welcoming middle eastern Muslim ideology to our cities and towns.
Unless we do something soon, Canada is going to die as a nation.
But I’m alright Jack, an eastern boomer was heard to say.
And, consider this:
In Canada, anti-semitism has been brewing for years.
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Carney was elected as the only guy in the room who could deal with Trump. That was almost 18 months ago. To date: no effing deal at all. In fact I would guess that Snidely doesn’t want a deal. He is taking Canada into the European realm and antagonizing the United States – at our peril. I believe he wants Canada to join the EU.
Shared European values??
“We will never be part of America. But we will be part of the European Union,” Carney says.
….where there are 287 regulations from that unelected body to ensure cucumbers are straight and not bent.
By joining the EU Canada becomes the 28th European State! Go figure.
Mark Carney may have a PhD in economics but he failed geography badly. Last time I checked Canada was part of North America, not Europe. By joining Europe, Canada falls into all of their wars. Europe is always at war – since the Roman days. We gave over 100,000 Canadian lives – dead – to Europe in two wars and now we are supporting Ukraine to the tune of over 3 billion dollars. Canada, by proxy, is at war with Russia – right now. All thanks to Carney. Did ya know that the Ukraine is the most corrupt country in Europe. Canada, as always, lives by altruism and not by realism.
Meanwhile at home:
Coulda had $2.5 Billion in support. It would have gone a long way. But no, Carney wants a Nobel Peace Prize – and like that shallow, no substance Obama, he will probably get it.
Facts:
Canada has yet to approve a single major project since taking office. Not one, yet Carney established a major project office in Calgary run by one of his cronies to the tune of $750, 000 a year. Who makes that kind of money working for the Government. And their mission is to help companies navigate the burden of Canadian regulations.??
Just get rid of the burdensome regulations Mark. But he will not do that. Did you know that the Liberal government has a mandate that companies, to get their projects approved, have to address gender equality in all of their proposals. Mark, Mark, pipelines have a male and female end already so what’s the big deal here. Get on with it.
In Canada’s House of Clowns recently:
“Mr Speaker: Canada will approve nation building projects at breakneck speed – faster than at any time in Canadian history.”
To date nada. The Alberta MOU isn’t worth the paper it is written on. Or others – national or international. This will not be approved – ever.
Mr Speaker: affordability in Canada has never been better – ever.
It is the worst it has ever been. We are approaching the great depression era levels.
Mr Speaker: Canada has met its NATO 2% target.
Only by combining multiple departmental budgets with defence. Example: the Canadian Coast Guard’s budget is now part of the Department of National Defence. As with CSIS and others. Pure Liberal obfuscation. smoke and mirrors!
Mr Speaker: Canada’s has the best economy in the G7.
It has the worst. In fact Canada’s economy ranks the second lowest among 35 OECD countries. Just ahead of Luxembourg.
Other truths:
Interprovincial trade barriers still exist even though Carney said they would be gone immediately after being elected.
Decarbonized oil is a oxymoron Mark. Just like your environment minister.
Pure Liberal obfuscation: the industrial carbon tax has no impact on Canadians. None whatsoever. Who are they kidding. Oh yeah…US!
The carbon tax will save Canadians money. Count on it. Yes it will because Canadians will no longer be able to afford a car – or to eat.
Here are the unemployment rates by province and territory for April 2026 (Stats Can):
Nunavut: 12.0%
Newfoundland and Labrador: 10.0%
Prince Edward Island: 8.0%
New Brunswick: 7.2%
Ontario: 7.5%
Alberta: 7.0%
British Columbia: 6.8%
Northwest Territories: 6.8%
Nova Scotia: 6.3%
Quebec: 6.2% – now 7.8%
Saskatchewan: 5.6%
Yukon: 5.3%
Manitoba: 5.0%
Youth unemployment is nearing 24% in Canada. Liberal immigration policy has not changed since Trudeau. Foreign workers continue to flood our labour market pressuring housing affordability and available jobs.
But:
In terms of major cities (Census Metropolitan Areas) as of March 2026, the highest unemployment rates were found in London (9.1%), Kitchener–Cambridge–Waterloo (8.6%), and Windsor (8.5%). The lowest rate among the 20 largest CMAs was in the CMA of Québec (2.6%), while Montréal stood at 6.6%.
“And Mr Speaker. My government will be introducing a school lunch program for all children in Canada of school age. We will fight for all Canadians.”
AKA – food lines.
That does not spell success Snidely but a failure of major economic proportions.
Shame on you Snidely and shame on your Liberal cronies. Until the last Canadian boomer from central and eastern Canada is dead, this country is doomed.
Canada, as it has always been under Liberal leadership, is Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. The “west” of us be damned.
Pretty bad – just like our Liberal government.
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Breaking News: The UN has just announced that their climate change doctrine has been a hoax after all. Their climate models were out to lunch
Except in Woke Canada
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is demanding an apology from Skate Canada after the organization banned future events in the province because Alberta dared to protect women’s and girls’ sports from biological males.
Skate Canada is a sham, scam. Can you believe a Canadian institution would go against and question the biological laws of nature and the universe? I will never watch a skate Canada event again.
“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.
“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 300K air miles in nine months tires you out.”
Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA France Ukraine Latvia Poland Mexico Indonesia South Korea Germany United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun.
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!
Just like the aftermath of a great chili, liquid natural gas gives one the shytes and requires a good shot of Keopectate. No wonder then that climate change proponents want us to convert to wind and solar.
But with unintended consequences:
Not that. This:
A beautiful landscape turned ugly. But that is an enviro-mental-ist’s wet dream.
Breaking News
The United Nations has just declared what many of us have known for years:
That Climate Change and Global Warming (by Humans) is a hoax and a massive fraud.
After billions and billions and billions of dollars spent….later.
But…but…we need climate change to fund our yachts…don’t ya know. Climate Cash is king.
What about our Climate COP-Outs? In Monaco, Virgin Islands, South America, Davos? Paris? Where to next Antonio?
Ehhhhh? Whatsda matter with youse? Fungu to you too. Go COP yerself.
“Whew, ” says this cow. “Thank gawd for that bit of news. I dodged a bullet there.”
“I am really happy now….mooooooo!”
And, I don’t have to hold my breath for a minute every time I inhale anymore to reduce my carbon footprint.
But not to worry as Canada’s Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney is on the file.
Who cares! And I buy my suits at Morticians R Us!
“Not to worry as Canada is the “boy scout” of the world. We will destroy our economy to achieve my…erm…our…net zero goal and receive this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. All for a minute speech to the Davos converted.
And, as a banker…count on it!
As only a wanker, I mean banker, could say. Who is the real wanker on the world stage?
Have a nice day. I am having chili for lunch.
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DRAT!
Ehhhhh? Whatsda matter with youse? Fungu to you too. Go COP yerself.
“I am really happy now….mooooooo!”
Who cares! And I buy my suits at Morticians R Us!