Drat: Climate Changes Man

Sorry. My computer was down for a week or so. No posts.

Back now.

Breaking News: UN has just announced that their Climate Change doctrine has been an elaborate hoax. Their climate change models have been wrong from the “Get Go.”

UN Secretary General Wants to Take Action Against Oil Companies Due to Climate Change

“You can blame it all on Global Warming.” so says Anthony Fender Guitar-ez

Response at the latest UN Security council meeting?

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But in Woke Canada?

“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.

“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 500K air miles in eleven months tires you out.”

Mark Carney says net-zero impossible without nuclear power — Decentralised Energy Canada

But, Canadians are not buying it.

Drat!

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Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235,207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA, France, Ukraine, Latvia, Poland, Mexico, Indonesia, South Korea, Germany, United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa. That is a lot of MOUs to sign. My hand is tired.
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun and…VOTE LIBERAL!
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!

And my take on all of this?

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Hey man. Got any climate change?

Because its 2026!

Don’t know but I do know that:

  1. Climate change is a  feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
  2. Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitrogen-der;
  3. Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
  4. The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
  5. Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?. Eureka! By the way, you don’t smell so well yerself;
  6. Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
  7. Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather, i.e., frigidity;
  8. Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs. See #1 above;
  9. Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
  10. Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill out man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man;
  11. Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
  12. Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call that kettle back;
  13. Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
  14. Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
  15. Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
  16. Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
  17. Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
  18. Ne, Ve or Ze. Clockwork Oranges.
  19. Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
  20. Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.

Madness!

But I do know that now you can drive that car and not feel guilty about is.


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The Trudeau and Progressive Legacy

An earlier Post.

The Trudeau’s Legacy (Pa and Son)

A tad serious today:


Love this. Sad but oh so true:

And Chili Conman Carney is going to be worse. Count on it.

But there is no doubt that the country (Canada) is dying. One has watched a steady disintegration of national unity and prosperity over the last generation. Some place the shipwreck of the country’s prospects with Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau’s National Energy Program in 1980, the first move in the gradual destruction of Canada’s oil and gas producing regions, located primarily in the province of Alberta. Others target a dreary succession of incompetent, high-taxing prime ministers, culminating in the electoral victories of Justin Trudeau, inarguably the least qualified and most unpriministerial, incompetent holder of high office in the entire history of Confederation.

The list of his misdemeanors, spendthrift excesses, and corrupt practices, circulated by Gordon Miller, a director of Canadians for Language Fairness, is unparalleled. We’ve had eccentrics in office many times, dating from the Father of Confederation John A. MacDonald, who was often in his cups. William Lyon MacKenzie King was a table rapper who communed with the spirits of his mother and his dog (though Michael Bliss in Right Honorable Men praises King as “Canada’s most highly-educated prime minister”). Pierre Trudeau posed as a sandal-wearing swinger and used his “swashbuckling hippie style” to advantage, effectively polarizing the nation. But nothing like the political reprobate and misfit Justin Trudeau has ever befallen this nation before. One recalls Canada’s 13th prime minister John Diefenbaker’s remark that “You can’t stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.” Nor with a banana anywhere else on your anatomy. Especially one up your a#@!

Read on:

https://pjmedia.com/columns/david-solway-2/2021/04/18/canada-no-country-for-young-men-n1440878

Ah those smug Canadians. With all of the crap going on out there, this is the best Canadian Real Estate boards can come up with:

Toronto real estate board bans the term “master bedroom”

A first world problem for sure.


If only the Democrats and Progressives could tell the difference:

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As more and more people get vaccinated for Covid / Coronavirus, and it is lessening as a crisis, the UN has to revamp its climate catastrophe to keep us plebes (you and me) in a constant state of fear, so:

The World Is “On The Abyss” From Climate Crisis 

Of course it is.


What constitutes the underlying essence of racism in the US and Canada?

  • Critical Race Theory;
  • Systemic Racism;
  • Diversity;
  • 1619 Project;
  • The Indian Act;
  • Canada’s Official Languages Act
  • Inclusiveness, which equates to the exclusiveness of whites;
  • Democrats;
  • Liberals;
  • Universality;
  • Globalism;
  • Justice system in Canada and the US; and
  • Canada’s Family Compact.

Oh there are more I just can’t think of them at the moment.

If you support any of the above then you are a racist at heart.


Nice: Nancy Pelosi, Democrat Speaker of the House and the wicked witch of the west celebrates Chauvin guilty verdict by thanking George Floyd for dying.


Covid Insanity:

“So, in order to stop the spread and to mitigate deaths from Covid, which sits at about a 99% survival rate, we will stop all essential surgeries until further notice.”

“Listen people. We need just 14 days to flatten the curve.” quote from 13 months ago.


The US is in decline. Like all empires the US is being destroyed from within by their own people. This is a country where the mob rules. Where the rule of law is dictated by the masses. No one is immune from the hatred that the Democrats have for their own country.

Enjoy the decline.

Too bad…

Nice song. Remember These guys?

Have a nice day

SJ…Out

 

MAiD in Canada.

This is a good Vid by Marc Nixon. It is 24 minutes long. Just go to minute 5:26 and minute 12:06 and listen to those segments.

Carney BS meter?

Mark Carney says: “lowering part of the 5 different taxes on gas? Of course this was my idea and not the Conservatives.”

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And this:

In Canada if you want to die they have an app for that. Over 100,000 deaths so far and counting – in English and in French.

In Quebec they have a French MAiD for that too.


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Canada’s Rocket Man

Warning: Liberal-speak incoming

“Today, we introduced the Canadian Space Launch Act. This legislation will deliver sovereign space launch capabilities to Canada and help create a new $40 billion space launch industry in Canada. We’ve reached the moon, but now we can launch Canadian rockets from home.” so says MP McKinnon
Canada’s latest space launching pad in Nova Scotia:
Marie Lumsden
Site consists of a gravel road, two sea cans and a concrete pad to be rented at $50,000 per day for 10 years.
I kid you not. This piece of land shyte is costing taxpayers $50,000.00 PER Effin Day. And who uses it?
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“We will make Canada strong” so says our Prime Minister.
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“Because relying on the US for anything is our greatest weakness and existential threat, don’t ya know. Those dastardly Americans. We’ll show them.”
Yes, those dastardly Americans.
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Drat! Eh Snidely?
So, let me get this straight. Would you rather have this Canada?
Marie Lumsden
Or be part of this?
NASA’s Artemis II Rocket Arrives at Launch Pad Ahead of Moon Mission | Discover Magazine
Artemis II
Me thinks central and eastern Canadians will want the former.
Oh, and by the way:
But…but…the US is Canada’s existential threat…don’t ya know.
And we are stuck with him until October 2029…YIKES! Probably longer.
I wish central and eastern Canadian voters would wake up to the fact that this emperor has no clothes.


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Back in the Saddle Again

Back in the saddle again. Blogging, but only a few days a week now. I thought I would start things off again by repeating my very first post way back in September 2016. Kind of gives some raison d’etre to doing this thing. It is a hobby and keeps me somewhat sane and my blood pressure low while trying to watch the evening news:

September 2016:

“This is my personal blog. While I have had this site up in my mind and “to do list” for over 12 months now, this is day one. But hey, I live for procrastination – and sailing!

I live in British Columbia. That’s Super Natural BC. Hippie-dom’s last vestige in Canada and probably on earth. Canada’s Greenie Province of protestors and environ-mentals – the wet coast and the left coast of Canada – Birkenstock paradise – land of fleece vests, Tilley hats, granola crunchers, tree huggers, cappuccino suckers, and…Salt Spring Islanders. Long skirts and gum boots. Hoelay Cliche! And, I am also a poor speller!!

The site’s header reflects one of the island’s a great views – looking east – across the beautiful Saanich Inlet, and the rest of Canada. But don’t eat the shell fish here. It will kill you. And you can’t swim in the water. It will freeze your bollicks, and other things, off.

From this viewpoint you can see the Saanich Peninsula in the distance: Cole Bay, Pat Bay Airport, Brentwood Bay and the famous Butchart Gardens (infamous if you suffer from environmental allergies) down the way south a bit. US Gulf Islands in the near distance, beyond the peninsula, with majestic snow capped Mount Baker on the far horizon towering majestically and menacingly over us all. Just hope the big one never comes. We will be screwed. But then again winds are westerly here. Ha, whew! Vancouver and points east??…you’re screwed. Perhaps the environ-mentals can clap their hands and change the plate tectonics, tsunami dynamics and vulcanology …er.. volcanology of the area, just as they arrogantly claim that they can control the weather and climate. If only they could just increase taxes, destroy the economy and donate everything to Gaia. If only they could just…be happy.

I am a retired Naval Officer. Just about 37 years of dedicated, loyal, unadulterated, blemish free service to her Majesty, the Queen. Yes, her Majesty the Queen, I am proud that I served my Queen and my Country – Canada. By the very essence of the military’s left, right; left, right; left, right cadence I am non partisan but I am very relieved that Harper signed my retirement scroll and not Dion or Justinian. I retired as a Lieutenant Commander, or a Two-and-a-Half in the vernacular lexicon of naval life.

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Nothing says nothing like hard rock at 6 am!

If you are looking for posts about my walk in France, my Vezelay pilgrimage, you can go to “Archives” and click on the posts that start around the 28 July until about 12 September, 2018.

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Check out my books:

 

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All available through Amazon.com or Amazon.ca. Support a struggling Canadian author. Real cheap but great reads. Check out the links at the top of the page for more information about these books.