Muh,muh, muh, my Sharia!

Seems like the Canadian New Democrat Party will have a new leader by the end of March. Another diversity is our strength, so they say. I say beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing. The NDP promises to stand up for all Canadians. Yes, to drive us all back into the stone age. The NDP are against the extraction of oil and gas of any kind, even the kind that comes out of our Conservative and Liberal asses. He is surely to become Canada’s Moonbat leader. I am not racist but I am worried that the NDP will use the racist card to promote their views. Under Hazmat (sic) Singh, their previous leader, they played into the hands of a separate Quebec:  The NDP’s Singh said that his party would “immediately” work to support the province’s decision in the event of a majority ‘yes’ vote in a referendum.”….Just great and just what the Quebec separatists want (HuffPost).

We want a leader who will do everything to keep this country together, not tear it apart with identity politics….Geesh.

Canada craves for a strong leader.

Under our Canadian leadership a government agency will be going after people who claim that the sun is the primary component of our climate. Eeegads! call out the thought police…now! Middle aged thinking there for sure. Canadian judicial wants to bring back the “rack” to punish these scientific heretics.

Canadian government kills another nation building project in Energy East. Mayor of a major Quebec City laughed so hard when he heard this that he shit his pants – literally and figuratively – as he released millions of litres of raw sewage into the St Laurence River – all going downstream to the East Coast I may add to that.

UPDATED: Carney says he will not repeal Liberals' anti-pipeline Bill C-69

 

“I have a dream” PM Carney was heard to say. “That someday the world will rid itself of….. pipelines. You thought I was going to say Carbon didn’t you? Bahahahahahahahahahahaha…that’s a good one. Hey I talk the talk but would never walk the walk or walk the talk or talk the walk or use talk-um powder or whatever to wipe my ass. Hey, how do you like my carbon socks?” As he takes another sip of his carbonate of soda.

Read my lips: “No more pipelines. I am serious.”

“What about the MOU with Alberta?” A reporter asked

“What about it? Who cares!”

Toronto District School Board wants its students to recite Muslim greeting after the singing O Canada. Why not just sing:  “Muh, muh, muh my Sharia”

No wonder Canada’s primary currency is called the “Loonie.”

This just in from Canada’s Finance Department. Every one is in a titter over this one.  “We are going to conduct a gender-based analysis on finalized proposals, to ensure any changes to the tax system to promote gender equity. About 83 per cent of passive investment income is earned by Canadian-controlled private corporation owners making more than $250,000. About 70 per cent of these individuals are men. “The women were so tired of getting the shaft from the financial men” some financial guy was heard to say. This is titillating stuff.  The whole plan can be summarized in two words, say the “Elbows Up” Liberal crowd: “TITS UP.”

News Flash: Climate models wrong.

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C’est It Ain’t So

Canadian Caliphate? Coming to a large Canadian city near you. Sharia Law in Canada by 2050.

Say no more, say no more, please just say no more:

How do you spell incompetence? The same way you spell foolhardy:

C…A…N…A…D…A

Prime Minister Mark Carney raised a few eyebrows after publicly praising communist Chinese President Xi Jinping’s “leadership” and openly referencing a “new world order” during remarks in Beijing on Thursday, as Canada’s government attempts to reset trade relations with the repressive regime.

WEF anyone?

“We are heartened by the leadership of President Xi Jinping, and the speed with which our relationship has progressed in recent months,” Carney said.

Just like Trudough who once touted that he admired the Chinese dictatorship as they can change direction on a dime, not on a loonie like the loonies in democratic Canada.

According to Canada’s PM, Canada is looking for a strategic partnership with China, a country who has strategic partnerships with Russia, Iran, Venezuela to name but a few. Does that mean that Canada now belongs to that club of authoritarianism too? Does that mean that Canada will support China’s plans to annex Taiwan? Agree with Iranian oppression? Hmm? Just asking.

Auto with China? Made in China EVs? Not a chance that I would buy one.

Now, can anyone make out what Carney is saying here? This is our PM. Expertise at word salad because that is what his answer is. Start at minute 1.00??? It makes no sense. He is showing his incompetence. And our valley girl sold us a bill of good with Stellantis, and EV battery plant subsidies. Will she sell out Canada to China??

I cannot believe this is the Canada that I was born into.

This is the sad state of affairs today:

  • a woman who aborted her child because she was ‘wrought with an intense fear for the future and the impact of the climate crisis;’
  • an airline pilot who suffered from so-called eco-anxiety. He was in mental turmoil because he thought every flight he made was destroying the planet and finally he quit;

Dilbert Creator Scott Adams Dies at 68 After Prostate Cancer Battle - Celebrity Storm

  • Scott Adams, Dilbert Creator, died a few weeks ago from Cancer. He was 68. Adams was ostracized and cancelled across the US and Canada because he was a Republican and a Trump supporter;
  • A restaurant owner in Maple Ridge BC was attacked online and given bad reviews because Pierre Poilievre, the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, had lunch there;
  • Canada’s indigenous community has been given veto power by our Federal government over all natural resource projects in Canada;
  • In BC, indigenous land title has precedence over all other claims of title. Federal and Provincial leaders let this court decision go unchallenged. Home owners in BC are fooked. Investment in BC will be non existent.
  • Canada’s economy is based on ideology and not reality;
  • Canada’s court of appeal held up an earlier decision that stated that the Liberal government violated Canada’s Charter in the way that they handled the Freedom Convoy. I hope the Freedom Convoy leadership and ordinary Canadians sue the Feds;
  • Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms isn’t worth the paper it is written on;
  • Carney’s MOU with Alberta isn’t worth the paper it is written on;

  • Canadian citizen killed at the hands of the Iranian authorities, Canada’s foreign affairs says;

  • Then again Iran has a strategic partnership with China, so perhaps one could surmise that Canada is culpable of this atrocity by proxy, due to our strategic partnership with China, which has a strategic partnership with Iran;

  • China has a strategic partnership with Russia. Same with Canada. So, by proxy Canada supports Russia, and its war on the Ukraine. Canadian foreign policy and diplomacy makes for strange geopolitical bedfellows;
  • MOUs are not worth the paper they are written on;

  • Canada’s Foreign office is foreign to me;

  • School children in Ontario have to do land acknowledgements before classes begin. It used to be the Lord’s prayer;
  • Canada is the wokest country on the planet;
  • Woke-ism will destroy our way of life in Canada;
  • In the beginning being politically correct was the way to go. That has now morphed into woke-ism.

Sad but true.

Look at that backup crew.

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Climate Change!

BTW, who made those Canadian Olympic uniforms for the Opening Ceremonies? Ugly. Only the German’s came close to that. They looked like front end beaver tails. And when was brown our national colour. Oh wait, shyte is brown isn’t it, and there is a lot of it in our House of Clowns?

 

 

 

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Hey man. Got any climate change?

Because its 2026!

Don’t know but I do know that:

  1. Climate change is a  feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
  2. Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitrogen-der;
  3. Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
  4. The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
  5. Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?. By the way, you don’t smell so well yerself;
  6. Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
  7. Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather, i.e., frigidity;
  8. Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs;
  9. Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
  10. Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man;
  11. Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
  12. Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call that kettle back;
  13. Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
  14. Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
  15. Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
  16. Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
  17. Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
  18. Ne, Ve or Ze. Clockwork Oranges.
  19. Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
  20. Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.

Madness!

 

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WHO: Countries Should Tax Sugar.

We want to tax sugar to fight obesity… SWEEEEEEET!

From the school of common sense: get our children off their asses and into the playgrounds, sports programs, and throw their Xboxes, IPhones and Tablets into the trash. Bring back play, as the saying goes.

But it’s their right to do what they want. Right?

Kids have no responsibilities therefore they have no rights!

And what about rights. Do you think you have rights? What rights? Think again man or women or ne,ve,ze. This is just a smoke screen and another example of how our individual freedoms and rights are being undermined by government legislators – at all levels. Soon we will be told what to eat, what to drink, what to wear, what to say, what to think, what to watch, what to drive, what bloody light bulbs we have to use.

Legislators will ban herbicides, ban pesticides, ban perfume, ban cologne, ban lawnmowers, ban red meat, ban white meat for its privilege, ban “Monster Truck” shows, ban camping, ban boating, ban contact sports, ban BBQ’s, ban fun. If left unchecked there will be no idling of cars, hey, no driving of cars, no international air travel, no travel at all, no smoking, no swearing, no drinking, no critical thought if you please, no consequences for bad personal decisions or choices, no discipline as it’s always somebody else’s fault. The do good-ers and the activists are having a field day. By the way, have you ever met a happy activist or a happy environ-mental -ist? Nope? Neither have I.

It took me 74 years to become a Grumpy Old Man. These environmental whackos and Social Justice Warriors had that locked up the minute they entered University.

Orwell had it right all along. Only he was well ahead of our times. Oh the horror of it all. People – wake up!!!

Next they’ll want to tax the very air that we breathe. Oh wait, they’re doing that now with their so called Carbon Tax. After all when we inhale we have to exhale, and that my friends contains CO2 – so stop breathing to save the planet. In today’s world telling someone figuratively to “drop dead” has a whole new meaning…THEY MEAN IT! 

They’ll want to tax volcanic eruptions and erections next.

And given the UN’s stellar record of collective security and peacekeeping – Rwanda, Sudan, Somalia – come to mind; their impressive decisions on Human Rights as reflected by the righteousness of the UN Human Rights Council; the inspirational insight that the UN demonstrated with their election of Zimbabwe as the lead nation on the United Nations’ Commission on Sustainable Development, their appointment of Iran to head the committee on the status of women and Libya to chair the Human Rights Council a few years back; and their dynamic organizational skills and efficacy in financial administration as witnessed by their Oil for Food program and the human disaster that is called Haiti, why oh why on earth would anyone with half a brain in their head believe in the conclusions drawn up by the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Huh? Huh?

Just saying, that’s all.

Ban sugar? No way. And who is the WHO anyway?

Oh and Chuck Negron died this past week at 83. He was one of the lead singers of Three Dog Night – one of my favorites back in the late 60s early 70s.
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Another Electoral Way

Plan Your Trip With These 20 Maps of Canada

 

Canada is the second largest land mass on earth. It has 4.5 time zones. A country that size is almost impossible to govern under our current electoral laws. It is a country of regions and those regions differ in many ways. The Maritimes have a different feel than the west. Ontario is different than Quebec. The west is unique in its own special way.

In 1867, our nation was founded on four provinces: Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Manitoba joined in 1870, BC in 1871, PEI in 1873, Newfoundland in 1949. The regions are as follows: Atlantic Canada or the Maritimes: New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and Newfoundland; Central Canada: Ontario and Quebec; and the West: Manitoba, Saskatchewan; Alberta and British Columbia. There are two western territories: Yukon and The Northwest; and one Eastern Territory: Nunavut. For this discussion we lump Quebec and Nunavut with Eastern Canada; Ontario stands alone;  and Yukon and The Northwest Territory with the west.

Ottawa became the nation’s capital city. That made sense in 1858 because it was central to the United Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec and later, in 1867, for the confederation of Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. It does not make sense in today’s regional map of Canada.

Population in Canada at the last census (2021) = 37 million people.

Provinces and territories. Population at last census. Density. Land area. Legislatures.[1]
Name 2021 census Growth
(2016–2021)		 Land area
(km2)		 Density
per (km2)		 House[2] Senate
Pop. % Seats % Seats %
1 Ontario 14,223,942 38.45% 5.8% 908,699.33 15.2 122 35.6% 24 22.9%
2 Quebec 8,501,833 22.98% 4.1% 1,356,625.27 6.5 78 22.7% 24 22.9%
3 British Columbia 5,000,879 13.52% 7.6% 922,503.01 5.4 43 12.5% 6 5.7%
4 Alberta 4,262,635 11.52% 4.8% 640,330.46 6.7 37 10.8% 6 5.7%
5 Manitoba 1,342,153 3.63% 5.0% 552,370.99 2.3 14 4.1% 6 5.7%
6 Saskatchewan 1,132,505 3.06% 3.1% 588,243.54 2.0 14 4.1% 6 5.7%
7 Nova Scotia 969,383 2.62% 5.0% 52,942.27 18.4 11 3.2% 10 9.5%
8 New Brunswick 775,610 2.09% 3.8% 71,388.81 10.9 10 2.9% 10 9.5%
9 Newfoundland and Labrador 510,550 1.38% −1.8% 370,514.08 1.4 7 2.0% 6 5.7%
10 Prince Edward Island 154,331 0.42% 8.0% 5,686.03 27.2 4 1.2% 4 3.8%
11 Northwest Territories 41,070 0.11% −1.7% 1,143,793.86 0.04 1 0.3% 1 0.95%
12 Yukon 40,232 0.11% 12.1% 474,712.68 0.08 1 0.3% 1 0.95%
13 Nunavut 36,858 0.10% 2.5% 1,877,778.53 0.02 1 0.3% 1 0.95%
Total Canada 36,991,981 100% 5.2% 8,965,588.85 4.2 343 100% 105 100%

Divide Canada into 3 regions: West, Central and East

The vote and seat count would be based on population. Total seats in today’s Parliament equals 343.

West – Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia: 11,822, 474 (+ NWT and Yukon). Rounding up 12 / 37 x 343 = 111 seats

Central – Ontario: 14,223,191 equates to 14 / 37 x 343  = 133 seats

Eastern – Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, PEI and NFLD: 10,948,565 (+ Nunavut) equates to 102 seats. Rounding up 11 / 37 x 343 = 101 seats.

Yukon and NWT would go to the west while Nunavut would go to the East.

Split seats across the regions: 343 / 3 =  114 seats

In each region parties would receive a percentage of the Federal parliamentary seats based upon the number of seats won in the region, but based upon the percentage won of the popular vote. For example if the greens won 8 % of the popular vote in the Western region they would earn 8% of the western regional seats in Parliament. If the PCP won 50% of the popular vote in the Central region they would receive 50% of the Central seats federally. If the Bloc won 22% of the popular vote in the Eastern region then they would receive 22% of the Eastern regional seats at the Federal level.

Simple and fair. No more first past the post dictatorships in this country. The interests of each region of Canada would be well represented in Canada’s Parliament. No longer could Central Canada ignore the west or vice versa. No longer could the Prime Minister’s governing party punish a region or a district because of differing electoral outcomes. Coalitions would probably have to be established for governance. That is a good thing and entirely democratic. MPs would be forced to work together for the common good of the entire country – while also addressing and upholding the varied interests of their respective regions. Compromise would be the established order of the day

Provincial autonomy could still be maintained however it would make better sense, with clarity and fairness at the core, if each region set up its own governance system regionally rather than Province wide as it exists today. Regional seats could be allocated based upon the number of seats assigned at the Federal level. Inter provincial trade barriers and other irritants that bar prosperity at the regional level would disappear immediately.

For what its worth

Just saying.

I yearn for a Canada pre Pearson and especially pre Pierre Elliot Trudeau. Trudeau One commenced the destruction of Canada, Justin Trudeau, Trudeau Two, and the Carney Liberals have / will complete the destruction.

My flag:

Canadian Red Ensign - David Clendenning Photography

 

My National Anthem