Prime Mortician (PM) of Canada Mark “Snidely Whiplash” Carney is just…unreal with Liberal obfuscation BS.
Muslim values are Canadian values. He says.
DRAT!
When will eastern boomer Canadians wake up to the sad fact that is being in Canada?
Gad Saad is an important Canadian author and intellectual who is admired worldwide – except by Canadians. He is leaving Montreal for Mississippi. Why? Anti-semitism in Canada, not unlike Germany in the 1930’s
“Who cares” says Canada’s PM. “You can’t live on nostalgia.”
No Mark, but those who ignore the lessons of the past are doomed to repeat them.
But I’m alright Jack!
My home town of Toronto is a shit hole now. Montreal as well. All because of Pierre, Justin and now Carney’s multi-national, multi-culturalism policies, specifically welcoming middle eastern Muslim ideology to our cities and towns.
Unless we do something soon, Canada is going to die as a nation.
But I’m alright Jack, an eastern boomer was heard to say.
And, consider this:
In Canada, anti-semitism has been brewing for years.
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Carney was elected as the only guy in the room who could deal with Trump. That was almost 18 months ago. To date: no effing deal at all. In fact I would guess that Snidely doesn’t want a deal. He is taking Canada into the European realm and antagonizing the United States – at our peril. I believe he wants Canada to join the EU.
Shared European values??
“We will never be part of America. But we will be part of the European Union,” Carney says.
….where there are 287 regulations from that unelected body to ensure cucumbers are straight and not bent.
By joining the EU Canada becomes the 28th European State! Go figure.
Mark Carney may have a PhD in economics but he failed geography badly. Last time I checked Canada was part of North America, not Europe. By joining Europe, Canada falls into all of their wars. Europe is always at war – since the Roman days. We gave over 100,000 Canadian lives – dead – to Europe in two wars and now we are supporting Ukraine to the tune of over 3 billion dollars. Canada, by proxy, is at war with Russia – right now. All thanks to Carney. Did ya know that the Ukraine is the most corrupt country in Europe. Canada, as always, lives by altruism and not by realism.
Meanwhile at home:
Coulda had $2.5 Billion in support. It would have gone a long way. But no, Carney wants a Nobel Peace Prize – and like that shallow, no substance Obama, he will probably get it.
Facts:
Canada has yet to approve a single major project since taking office. Not one, yet Carney established a major project office in Calgary run by one of his cronies to the tune of $750, 000 a year. Who makes that kind of money working for the Government. And their mission is to help companies navigate the burden of Canadian regulations.??
Just get rid of the burdensome regulations Mark. But he will not do that. Did you know that the Liberal government has a mandate that companies, to get their projects approved, have to address gender equality in all of their proposals. Mark, Mark, pipelines have a male and female end already so what’s the big deal here. Get on with it.
In Canada’s House of Clowns recently:
“Mr Speaker: Canada will approve nation building projects at breakneck speed – faster than at any time in Canadian history.”
To date nada. The Alberta MOU isn’t worth the paper it is written on. Or others – national or international. This will not be approved – ever.
Mr Speaker: affordability in Canada has never been better – ever.
It is the worst it has ever been. We are approaching the great depression era levels.
Mr Speaker: Canada has met its NATO 2% target.
Only by combining multiple departmental budgets with defence. Example: the Canadian Coast Guard’s budget is now part of the Department of National Defence. As with CSIS and others. Pure Liberal obfuscation. smoke and mirrors!
Mr Speaker: Canada’s has the best economy in the G7.
It has the worst. In fact Canada’s economy ranks the second lowest among 35 OECD countries. Just ahead of Luxembourg.
Other truths:
Interprovincial trade barriers still exist even though Carney said they would be gone immediately after being elected.
Decarbonized oil is a oxymoron Mark. Just like your environment minister.
Pure Liberal obfuscation: the industrial carbon tax has no impact on Canadians. None whatsoever. Who are they kidding. Oh yeah…US!
The carbon tax will save Canadians money. Count on it. Yes it will because Canadians will no longer be able to afford a car – or to eat.
Here are the unemployment rates by province and territory for April 2026 (Stats Can):
Nunavut: 12.0%
Newfoundland and Labrador: 10.0%
Prince Edward Island: 8.0%
New Brunswick: 7.2%
Ontario: 7.5%
Alberta: 7.0%
British Columbia: 6.8%
Northwest Territories: 6.8%
Nova Scotia: 6.3%
Quebec: 6.2% – now 7.8%
Saskatchewan: 5.6%
Yukon: 5.3%
Manitoba: 5.0%
Youth unemployment is nearing 24% in Canada. Liberal immigration policy has not changed since Trudeau. Foreign workers continue to flood our labour market pressuring housing affordability and available jobs.
But:
In terms of major cities (Census Metropolitan Areas) as of March 2026, the highest unemployment rates were found in London (9.1%), Kitchener–Cambridge–Waterloo (8.6%), and Windsor (8.5%). The lowest rate among the 20 largest CMAs was in the CMA of Québec (2.6%), while Montréal stood at 6.6%.
“And Mr Speaker. My government will be introducing a school lunch program for all children in Canada of school age. We will fight for all Canadians.”
AKA – food lines.
That does not spell success Snidely but a failure of major economic proportions.
Shame on you Snidely and shame on your Liberal cronies. Until the last Canadian boomer from central and eastern Canada is dead, this country is doomed.
Canada, as it has always been under Liberal leadership, is Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. The “west” of us be damned.
Pretty bad – just like our Liberal government.
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Breaking News: The UN has just announced that their climate change doctrine has been a hoax after all. Their climate models were out to lunch
Except in Woke Canada
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is demanding an apology from Skate Canada after the organization banned future events in the province because Alberta dared to protect women’s and girls’ sports from biological males.
Skate Canada is a sham, scam. Can you believe a Canadian institution would go against and question the biological laws of nature and the universe? I will never watch a skate Canada event again.
“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.
“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 300K air miles in nine months tires you out.”
Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA France Ukraine Latvia Poland Mexico Indonesia South Korea Germany United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun.
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!
Just like the aftermath of a great chili, liquid natural gas gives one the shytes and requires a good shot of Keopectate. No wonder then that climate change proponents want us to convert to wind and solar.
But with unintended consequences:
Not that. This:
A beautiful landscape turned ugly. But that is an enviro-mental-ist’s wet dream.
Breaking News
The United Nations has just declared what many of us have known for years:
That Climate Change and Global Warming (by Humans) is a hoax and a massive fraud.
After billions and billions and billions of dollars spent….later.
But…but…we need climate change to fund our yachts…don’t ya know. Climate Cash is king.
What about our Climate COP-Outs? In Monaco, Virgin Islands, South America, Davos? Paris? Where to next Antonio?
Ehhhhh? Whatsda matter with youse? Fungu to you too. Go COP yerself.
“Whew, ” says this cow. “Thank gawd for that bit of news. I dodged a bullet there.”
“I am really happy now….mooooooo!”
And, I don’t have to hold my breath for a minute every time I inhale anymore to reduce my carbon footprint.
But not to worry as Canada’s Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney is on the file.
Who cares! And I buy my suits at Morticians R Us!
“Not to worry as Canada is the “boy scout” of the world. We will destroy our economy to achieve my…erm…our…net zero goal and receive this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. All for a minute speech to the Davos converted.
And, as a banker…count on it!
As only a wanker, I mean banker, could say. Who is the real wanker on the world stage?
Have a nice day. I am having chili for lunch.
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Breaking News: UN has just announced that their Climate Change doctrine has been an elaborate hoax. Their climate change models have been wrong from the “Get Go.”
“You can blame it all on Global Warming.” so says Anthony Fender Guitar-ez
Response at the latest UN Security council meeting?
But in Woke Canada?
“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.
“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 500K air miles in eleven months tires you out.”
But, Canadians are not buying it.
Drat!
Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235,207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA, France, Ukraine, Latvia, Poland, Mexico, Indonesia, South Korea, Germany, United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa. That is a lot of MOUs to sign. My hand is tired.
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun and…VOTE LIBERAL!
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!
And my take on all of this?
Hey man. Got any climate change?
Because its 2026!
Don’t know but I do know that:
Climate change is a feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitrogen-der;
Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?. Eureka! By the way, you don’t smell so well yerself;
Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather, i.e., frigidity;
Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs. See #1 above;
Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill out man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man;
Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call that kettle back;
Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
Ne, Ve or Ze. Clockwork Oranges.
Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.
Madness!
But I do know that now you can drive that car and not feel guilty about is.
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And Chili Conman Carney is going to be worse. Count on it.
But there is no doubt that the country (Canada) is dying. One has watched a steady disintegration of national unity and prosperity over the last generation. Some place the shipwreck of the country’s prospects with Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau’s National Energy Program in 1980, the first move in the gradual destruction of Canada’s oil and gas producing regions, located primarily in the province of Alberta. Others target a dreary succession of incompetent, high-taxing prime ministers, culminating in the electoral victories of Justin Trudeau, inarguably the least qualified and most unpriministerial, incompetent holder of high office in the entire history of Confederation.
The list of his misdemeanors, spendthrift excesses, and corrupt practices, circulated by Gordon Miller, a director of Canadians for Language Fairness, is unparalleled. We’ve had eccentrics in office many times, dating from the Father of Confederation John A. MacDonald, who was often in his cups. William Lyon MacKenzie King was a table rapper who communed with the spirits of his mother and his dog (though Michael Bliss in Right Honorable Men praises King as “Canada’s most highly-educated prime minister”). Pierre Trudeau posed as a sandal-wearing swinger and used his “swashbuckling hippie style” to advantage, effectively polarizing the nation. But nothing like the political reprobate and misfit Justin Trudeau has ever befallen this nation before. One recalls Canada’s 13th prime minister John Diefenbaker’s remark that “You can’t stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.” Nor with a banana anywhere else on your anatomy. Especially one up your a#@!
As more and more people get vaccinated for Covid / Coronavirus, and it is lessening as a crisis, the UN has to revamp its climate catastrophe to keep us plebes (you and me) in a constant state of fear, so:
What constitutes the underlying essence of racism in the US and Canada?
Critical Race Theory;
Systemic Racism;
Diversity;
1619 Project;
The Indian Act;
Canada’s Official Languages Act
Inclusiveness, which equates to the exclusiveness of whites;
Democrats;
Liberals;
Universality;
Globalism;
Justice system in Canada and the US; and
Canada’s Family Compact.
Oh there are more I just can’t think of them at the moment.
If you support any of the above then you are a racist at heart.
Nice: Nancy Pelosi, Democrat Speaker of the House and the wicked witch of the west celebrates Chauvin guilty verdict by thanking George Floyd for dying.
Covid Insanity:
“So, in order to stop the spread and to mitigate deaths from Covid, which sits at about a 99% survival rate, we will stop all essential surgeries until further notice.”
“Listen people. We need just 14 days to flatten the curve.” quote from 13 months ago.
The US is in decline. Like all empires the US is being destroyed from within by their own people. This is a country where the mob rules. Where the rule of law is dictated by the masses. No one is immune from the hatred that the Democrats have for their own country.
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DRAT!
Ehhhhh? Whatsda matter with youse? Fungu to you too. Go COP yerself.
“I am really happy now….mooooooo!”
Who cares! And I buy my suits at Morticians R Us!