Canadian Taxpayer group slams $90B high-speed rail boondoggle proponents, as announced by Prime Minister Mark Carney.
“Is there a proponent for this Mr. Prime Minister? ”
“Yes there is. The Canadian government and the people of Canada.”
“Oh you mean the people of Ontario and Quebec.”
“Well yes, the people of Canada. It is long overdue and the government of Canada will fund it.”
“The Canadian taxpayer?”
“Yes, Canadians. And we hope to start breaking ground by 2029 with the first line from Montreal to Ottawa.”
“Who will be the Prime Contractor, Mr. Prime Minister?”
“Probably AtkinsRéalis from Montreal.”
“Oh, you mean SNC Lavalin?”
“No, I mean AtkinsRéalis. No more questions please.”
And then there is this:
“But there is no proponent for this so it ain’t going to happen,” so says Tim Hodgson, Prime Minister Carney’s Minister of Industry and Natural Resources Carney’s. “The Canadian taxpayer is not going to fund this.”
“But…but…”
“No ifs ands or buts.” Hodgson says. “If there is no proponent for a pipeline, it will not be built on the Canadian Taxpayers dime. We will not approve it. No more questions please.”
Canadians are naïve jokesters.
There are consequences to your actions Canada.
"CBC News has learned that a delegation of Canadian parliamentarians has been denied entry into Israel this morning after trying to enter by land from Jordan."
"While all of that is out the window now, what the group has told us is, is that they were stopped at the crossing from… pic.twitter.com/cFq5JPMqal
The MPs in the delegation were: Fares Al Soud (Liberal MP) Iqra Khalid (Liberal MP) Aslam Rana (Liberal MP) Gurbux Saini (Liberal MP) Sameer Zuberi (Liberal MP) Jenny Kwan (NDP MP).
Maybe, if their last names were Smith, Jones, Morrison, McIntyre etc., they may have gotten in.
Then again, Canada officially recognized the State of Palestine, effective September 2025.
Canada is now in bed with China. And the US?
“Who cares,” says our Prime Mortician.
And…in doing so unofficially, by proxy, recognized HAMAS and Hezbollah, Iran and Russia.
Oh and then there is this:
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
If they say it, believe them. It is happening now and we are letting them do it out of fear of being labelled Islamophobic. Do you think the Muslims are concerned about being labelled Caucasian-phobic? Not a chance and that is why they are laughing at us.
By 2000, six hundred Somali families occupied Fargo, North Dakota. By 2004, Somalis outnumbered Hispanics in the Fargo public school system. Refugee resettlement, led by Lutheran Social Services, continued bombarding the state with foreign migrants, 70% of them into Fargo.
After President Trump’s outrage at the $1.5 billion in Somali fraud in Minnesota, Rep. Hamida Dakane, the first Somali Muslim to hold office in the North Dakota legislature, dismissed Trump and bragged about a Somali Muslim population encompassing Minnesota, Ohio, Wisconsin, Washington, Virginia, Maine, and North Dakota. “We are history,” she declared. “And we will always rise.”
Soon to be Florida, Texas and New York state.
And Toronto!
Muslim values are Canadian values” so says the Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.
It is the religion of peace.
Yes it is:
But tell that to the victims of the Bondi Beach shooting. 16 dead, many injured.
“Yeah but. No…no…no. No ifs ands or buts. This our reality now. We are at war. It is a global war of ideology.
Dedicated to all of our MPs in our House of Clowns.
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If you start taking down statues, what are the poor pigeon’s going to do? I think that pigeon lovers everywhere should march and protest this blatant act of cruelty to animals.
PETA is all in a tizzy over this.
What would you rather have?
This
Or this:
There are unintended consequences you know. So, Antifa, BLM, PRIDE and all you SJWs out there be very careful what you wish for. Be very, very careful. This could be your car!
Jewish activists target New York’s Peter Stuyvesant Statues. Targeting a statue to a cigarette? C’mon guys, let’s get real here!
More bodies found on glacier, Mont Blanc, France. One French official was heard to state that “this is a real cold case.” Activists are upset as Mount Blanc is a symbol of white privilege, white suprematism. Never mind the poor bastards who died. No, they want the name changed to “Mount This Will Ya? France.
Social media split on Swift’s new song. First of all, who is Swift? Secondly, who gives a rats ass about her new song? Thirdly, the Musak industry is all in a tizzy over this as this song really, really sucks.
Latest Darwin runner-up award: Woman falls while taking a selfie with a drone. Now runner up’s for this award are those people who demonstrate awesome stupidity but for whatever reason fail to diminish the gene pool by taking themselves off of the ranks of the living…too bad.
The G7. Economic suicide. Canada went first.
Another candidate(s) for a runner-up status of the Darwin Stupidity Award:
“Authorities shut down the scheduled performance by Los Angeles act Allah-Las at a 1,000-person capacity club called Maassilo. The band’s name has attracted some unwanted attention in the Muslim world. Band members say they selected the name Allah, Arabic for the Muslim deity, because they wanted something that sounded “holy.” Lead singer Miles Michaud said: “We get emails from Muslims, here in the U.S. and around the world, saying they’re offended, but that absolutely wasn’t our intention.”
Maybe you guys should have called yourselves the “Sermon on the Rock n Rollers.” Hmmm? Just sayin. “Just because we know how to rock doesn’t mean we are smart.” One of the band members was heard to say. Taylor Swift nodded in agreement.
Mysterious tablet discovered. New math secrets revealed as in:
1 + 1 = 3 Yikes!
I knew that all along. I could have been a math contender if this had come out when I was in school.
Oh yeah. Surprise comment of the week: All hurricanes are caused by Climate Change. As are solar-plexis, solar dome, heat sink, heat toilet, heat dome, cold snap, Chinook, Atmospheric Rivers, Johnny Rivers, Joan Rivers, and who’s on first.
So, Horgan and then EBY finally got their wish…to be Premier of BC, because, after all, the majority of voters in BC did not want the Libs forming gov’t. They wanted the NDP. So here is the math:
40% of voters voted for the NDP – yess……yess….. We are legitimate, Horgan / Eby were heard to say. Yesss
17% of voters voted for Green – yesss…..yesss…but we are legitimate too, Weaver was heard to say. Yesss
But those nasty Liberals with 43% of the votes…are illegitimate??????
Well, if Horgan and Eby handle the books in the same manner as he handles electoral math then we are DOOMED.
Most BC’ers are not interested in jobs or a strong economy at the expense of social programs. Say what? Well here is another bit of math to chew on. BC’s economic equation:
Strong Economy = Investment and Innovation = Good paying jobs / low unemployment = more spending money for families and individuals = higher tax revenue for the government at all levels = excellent social programs.
Take any one of these elements away and you’re DOOMED with respect to social programs.
Kinder = gone = BC, Alberta and Canadians are doomed
LNG = gone = BC is doomed
Site C = gone = BC is doomed. Stand fast all you proponents of electric cars.
Eby and Horgan coming out of a BC economic forum on future development in the province.
The joke is on us.
On the bright side there will be a high demand for Baristas in this new economy.
Better stock up on sweaters and blankets for the winter.
Take notice all of you hippies in Vancouver and Victoria. There will be indirect consequences for all of this. Jobs! Investment! Innovation! Economic growth!. But then again, that doesn’t matter to hippies anyway. Welfare Wednesdays can’t come soon enough. Have not status here we come!…yess and that is legitimate.
And the Feds under Prime Mortician Snidely Whiplash are following BC’s lead.
There are unintended consequences you know. So, Antifa, BLM, PRIDE and all you SJWs out there be very careful what you wish for. Be very, very careful. This could be your car!
