Things I don’t Understand

 

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Police have arrested six people and are searching for six more after a daytime robbery at a GTA jewelry store.

They didn’t like the name is would appear.

Footage of the brazen heist at Lukfook Jewelry in Markham’s Markville Mall shows 10 young men smashing windows and cases with hammers before making off with the merchandise.

Cows are not amused. The United Nothings? Ecstatic!

Bovaer is an artificial feed additive already mandatory in Denmark for farms with more than 50 cows and is now used across Europe. The UK’s largest milk supplier, Arla, announced it would add this substance to its cows’ feed. Several major UK supermarket chains are also part of the Bovaer trial.

But Bovaer is toxic. It requires handling with protective gear and has been linked to cancer, deformities, and fertility issues. It can shrink testicles and cause sterility. The milder side effects include skin and eye irritation and breathing problems. According to tests in Japan, Bovaer’s active ingredient, 3-NOP, causes testicular shrinkage, reduced sperm count, and impaired sperm mobility. It also leads to tumours. In animal tests, it shrank the ovaries of cows too, though we still don’t know how it affects trans cows or rats.

Yes but, butt, butt, it prevents cow farts and methane gas so our planet will be saved from cow producing flatulence that contributes to climate change and global warming…so it is ok. Mad Cow Disease anyone?

Next? The United Nothings will soon mandate that all humans on the planet will have to hold their breaths for 30 seconds after exhaling to reduce CO2 emissions caused from breathing. 

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Human flatulance soars. This has been reported by Earth Science P U Magazine that an unintended consequence has occurred as a result of the United Nothing’s latest CO2 mandate. You see the smelly air that builds up in the human body as a result of holding one’s breath ultimately has to be expunged and will, therefore, take a path of least resistance and swell up and dislodge out and through one’s arse. This makes for a very smelly and unfavorable, noisy atmosphere. 

“They forgot about basic physics and chemistry when they came up with this Climate Change policy.” one United Nothings IPCC scientist was heard to say.

The sale of whoopie cushions this Christmas season has skyrocketed.


Love this article from “Front Page:”

“Internationally, we’ve got Justin Trudeau flying into Florida to fall to his knees and lap at Donald Trump’s Gucci shoes in abject supplication. While the Castro cuckbaby is near Miami, he can visit some relatives! The elected dictator of Mexico is responding to Trump’s threat of tariffs with a few feeble spasms of anger, and, of course, the Democrats are supporting her over America because Democrats hate America and love Third World potentates. But overall, she understands her place in the chain of command, which is at the bottom – the top being God, the second being Donald Trump, and the third not mattering because they are foreigners. Over in Ukraine, Zelensky appears to be bowing to the obvious, which is that he can’t win this war no matter how much money we shovel at him, and that the largely Russian-speaking provinces that Putin grabbed are likely to stay with the Russians. I’d prefer the Ukrainians win the war – I trained their soldiers – but like Donald Trump, my main interest is what’s good for the United States, and what’s good for the United States is to end this bloody debacle and to erase the risk of sucking us into World War III with a nuclear power over a border dispute in a part of the world we don’t understand. And in the Middle East, Netanyahu has managed to give himself a two-month breather before Trump comes back into office, and then he will be free to annihilate the semi-human savages who started this war without having to worry about Washington having Israel’s back.”


My morning prayer…repeat. Like the rosary I say this prayer every single day:

Dear Lord, please, please give us a new British-like music invasion. Hey, we’ll even take one from Canada. Please, please take Justin Bieber, Beyonce and Taylor Swift and give us a newer version of Led Zepelin, The Stones…Beatles….ELO, anyone or any band or anyone person or group with real talent, and that doesn’t suck or sound the same. Please dear lord…PLEASE…Amen!

Have a nice day:

 

 

COP…OUT

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Dirty Green Money

The United Nothing’s latest global warming conference may be one of its last (thank you Lord). It’s a Copout man.

2024 UN climate change conf

The United Nothing called for an “urgent energy transition”, the elimination of countries that don’t support the Paris Agreement from the process (a list soon to include Trump’s America) and a focus on implementing the elimination of actual reliable energy sources in favor of empty green promises. Code for we want moe money dude.

Why?

United Nothing’s corruptocrats need it to continue their good life:

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There ain’t nothing green about that boys. I want one too. Sign up for the United Nothing’s COP and you can have one of these beauts too. Thank you Canada.

The oceans aren’t rising and the climate isn’t changing, at least no more than it usually does, but we are starting to run out of money. The only thing rising with these United Nothings climate activists are the corruptocrats bank accounts. It is a huge scam perpetrated by the boys and girls at the United Nothings. Time to get out of this corrupt organization.


No, but she should:

A Brazilian contractor hired to manage a federal pandemic relief program billed taxpayers up to $750 an hour, auditors disclosed yesterday. Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland’s department was blamed for poor oversight of the scheme that wasted billions: “They really did fail in their responsibilities.”

What kind of world do we live in. Corruption and incompetence at every level.

Canadians have no sense of humor. Trump’s quip about Canada becoming the 51st state was said in jest yet Canadians took the remark seriously and at face value. Woe is me, woe is us, many Canadians were heard to say. “Pass the self flagellation “cat 0 nine tails.” Canada’s inferiority complex comes to the fore.

Madness! Are you kidding me? $850,000 home in Victoria, BC.


Hey, it is the first week of Advent.

 

Wake The…..K Up.

 

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What some Americans (and Europeans) think about us here in Canada.

“I’ve never quite gotten the purpose of Canada. Sure, if I were a hockey fan I’d have a greater appreciation for it, and maybe be able to understand why it exists.

OK, Canada is currently giving us repeated glimpses of how badly things can go wrong in a supposedly free country when a whacked-out leftist is in charge for too long.”

But loser Canadians keep voting for incompetence. Why? Because he has dreamy hair.

“For almost a decade now, our neighbors to the north have been suffering under one of the worst 21st-century heads of state not named Kim Jong Somethingorother. Justin Trudeau has been dragging his country into every leftist cesspool he can find. For reasons that are difficult to fathom, the Canadian people have been voluntarily subjecting themselves to Trudeau’s radical ineptitude. As my friend and HotAir colleague John Sexton wrote yesterday, that shouldn’t last much longer.”

Note to self: Canadians love self flagellation. Bring it on. We love to suffer. It’s our inferiority complex don’t ya know. Success is bad. Failure is good. We love it!

“Earlier in the week, President-elect Donald Trump joked (we think) to Trudeau that Canada could become our 51st state if he didn’t like the tariffs that will be coming next year. That might be the only move that can save Canada from itself.

This is from something Catherine wrote yesterday:

The overwhelming majority of Jewish doctors in Canada report experiencing antisemitism at work since the heinous Oct. 7 Hamas massacre of Israelis launched a global tide of anti-Jewish hatred.

Data culled by the Jewish Medical Association of Ontario and shared by Allies for a Strong Canada showed that almost a third of Jewish doctors in Ontario are seriously considering leaving the woke country amidst rampant antisemitism. Meanwhile, over nine-tenths of those surveyed stated that anti-Jewish prejudice has influenced their educational environment. It’s not shocking that Jewish Canadians are worried as their Prime Minister Justin Trudeau drew backlash last month for partying while Montreal burned, courtesy of pro-Hamas, anti-Israel rioters.

There is also the story of a small town that refused to bend the knee to the LGBTQ+ mafia and play Pride month games and is now being threatened with a fine by the Ontario Human Rights Commission.

Let us not forget that, during COVID, Justin Trudeau looked at everything that the worst of the government tyrants in the U.S. were doing and said, “Hold my Labatt Blue.” When truckers were protesting vaccine mandates, he seized their assets.

We could also go on for days about what a nightmare Canada is for free speech.

Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the Dems who have been in charge were happy to see the United States become more like Canada in all the worst ways — especially on the free speech front. They’d already gotten us perilously close, but Donald Trump’s victory has thrown up a massive barrier to halt that “progress.”

For the foreseeable future, we will be able to glance northward to see exactly what Trump has saved us from.

Rather than bringing Canada into the United States, maybe Trump should sell New England to it. Let the Canadians deal with Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders for a while. ”

Canadians…………………….Wake Up

This just in! Trudeau’s Canada: House for sale in Victoria.

$850,000 Madness

Thanks Justin

This? Just in!. Meanwhile Montreal riots and burns while Justin parties with other swifties. This is our Prime Minister. We are soooooooo lucky to have him.

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Canadians? Wake the F&^K Up

Not a swiftie

My prayer for the day: Dear Lord, please, please give us a new British-like music invasion. Hey, we’ll even take one from Canada. Please, please take Justin Bieber, Beyonce and Taylor Swift and give us a newer version of Led Zepelin, The Stones…Beatles….ELO, anyone or any band or anyone person or group with real talent, and that doesn’t suck or sound the same. Please dear lord…PLEASE…Amen!

Enlightenment! You can see him everywhere. Just take the time to look.

Tis But….

 

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As with everything else predicted by the climate zealots. Yet the lefties still believe this shyte from the climate shysters.

Well, the 2024 hurricane season has come to an end and we can now close out Michael E. Mann’s forecast—delivering a prediction so spectacularly off-target it could make a dartboard blush. As we previously noted in our post “Michael E. Mann, the Black Knight,” he reminds us of the Monty Python character who loses every limb in battle yet stubbornly insists, “’Tis but a scratch!” This time, Mann’s sword of speculative forecasts landed on a projection of 33 named storms for the 2024 Atlantic hurricane season—”the highest count ever predicted,” as he proudly declared back in April.

Reality bites him in the arse…erm I mean arms, and legs, but aaahhh, tis but a scratch bai.

Well, the season has closed, and reality had other plans. Instead of the hurricane Armageddon Mann foresaw, we ended up with a grand total of 18 named storms—a far cry from the 33 he predicted. For perspective, that 18 is just barely above the historical average of 14. And for Mann, whose forecast has been roundly criticized as one of the most inaccurate in recent memory, it’s more like a monument to overconfidence.

Steve Milloy of JunkScience summed it up aptly by calling Mann’s prediction “the wrongest count ever predicted.” While that might sound harsh, it’s tough to argue with the numbers. Mann didn’t just miss the bullseye—he missed the entire dartboard and hit the pub wall.

So ask yourself: what is going on. They are always lying to us…same as it ever was.

Yesssss! You may find yerself in an alternate universe.

 

Those Democraps and Liberals

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Don’t ya just love those democraps (sic)

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Stand fast Hunter. You’re below the law.

What could possibly go wrong? From the Covid folks:
Cow vaccine

 

Why, Bill Gates is under fire over cow flatulence

Social media is raging over a plan, backed by the billionaire, to trial feed additive Bovaer. Will it harm human health or save the planet? Doesn’t matter as long as the planet and the Quebec dairy industry are saved.

Beano stock skyrockets

Quebec is in a panic as the province’s dairy industry had a monopoly on all dairy products produced and sold in Canada. “Sacre Blue, there must be French on the Beano can labels monsieur such as this:”

FACT: Cow Farts Come From The Dairy Air mug

Things are just a bummin in the Quebec legislature.

Don’t get these cows mad whatever you do.

Cow Attack

Don’t mess with us. We’re mad, and we’re not taking it anymore.

Cow attack. “Remember the UK,” they mooed.