Passchendaele: Mud and Blood
May – Nov 1917
Names of Canadian Passchendaele dead are inscribed on the marble walls of the Vimy Ridge Memorial near Arras, France.
Sorry. missed yesterday. Away in Vancouver all day.
Scaramucci, Skeletor’s brother and Presidents Trump’s former press secretary, in what will probably be seen as the shortest tenure achieved as a Press Secretary in US History, says that there are those out there who are out to get Trump ousted! Noooo Really? No wonder this guy was………………..FIRED. “He Man” told him to scurry back to Castle Greyskull.
Everything is being politicized these days. Even the CFL. Last Sunday while watching the BC Lions and Sask Roughrider’s game, I noticed that all of the Lion’s coaching staff were wearing: “Diversity is our Strength” Tee shirts. They then went on to lose 38 – 8. They got trounced by Sask. Be very careful of the message you want to convey here guys. Just play football and leave the messaging to BLM, or Antifa, or Pride or any of those other (insert name here).
Another useful tidbit from the obviousness file: Ellen Degenerate is gay!!! “Really.” Someone was heard to say. “Yeah, well Marvin’s Gay too,” another bragged. That’s Marvin Gaye you idiot. He was a singer, now deceased, and he was not gay.
Junior Darwin awards given out to nine year old children for trying to drink boiling water. Don’t ever try this at home. Just trying to boil down the gene pool someone was heard to say.
Apparently this child was the son or the daughter of a woman in Texas who wasn’t happy about a museum’s plan to hold a workshop or learning event during the upcoming solar eclipse. She called to ask the museum if they could move the eclipse to another day such that her own children could attend. Apparently her name was Darwinian (KISS FM Bellingham).
Another candidate for this award was a woman who drove her car with a propane BBQ, letting the gas off in the back seat. Her passenger, another woman of dubious but of a similar background to her then lit a cigarette. When the paramedics arrived all she could say was that she always wanted a convertible.
Jimmy Fallon criticizes Trump……. Who is Jimmy Fallon??
This just in: Why Duchess Kate isn’t allowed to sign autographs! “She can’t write”… a palace official was overheard to say.
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis in a naked cooking demonstration…..”Hot Dogs anyone?? Hmmmmm??”
CRTC to comment on Canadian Content decisions……still waiting…..still waiting…..still waiting…..still waiting.
From the I don’t give two flying F%$ks file: …..Oprah won’t marry Steadman Graham.
That’s all folks.
News that just can’t be made up.