Maldives? Gawd, I am getting sick of these islands. No more info for awhile. Rest assured that the UN still believes that the Maldives will be underwater by 01 Jan 2018, according to their own 1988 report. But, I guess they can say they were wrong in their prediction and that it will probably be 2060 now!Going, going, gone!. Sorry, prayer is not going to save you from that sinking feeling!
Province of BC just announced its new 22 person panel on Climate Change. Yeah, that’ll do it. Another huge bureaucracy in the making. And all of this to monitor the weatherman. “Well, you know,” the Premier said, proudly showing off his new flannels, er panel, “BC’ers are really getting peeved with the lack of accuracy in their day to day weather reports. So this panel will ensure that the weather that BC’ers enjoy is up to date, accurate and reflects the core values of this province. When it rains we will ensure that it is reported in a sunny, sunny way. And when it snows, well, we blow man.” so says the Premier.
“Mr Premier, I think they are referring to climate, you know, long term trends and not day to day weather reports. And snow, you know precipitation and not blow.”
“What’s the difference,” he snorted. “Climate, weather, climate, weather. It’s all the same to me. Hey, give me some more of that snow then.”
Justin Timberlake is going to do the Super Bowl Half Time Show. Typical comments from those righteous, non racist left wingers: “Timberlake is the worst kind of white person — perhaps even worse than the blatant bigots we often assume serve as the only form of anti-Blackness” Yeah, another profound statement from your non racist, non bigoted left wing media spokesperson…………….Geesh.
Kellogg’s will be remaking Corn Pops cereal boxes after a complaint about racially insensitive art on the packaging.
The Battle Creek, Mich.-based cereal and snack maker said on Twitter Wednesday it will replace the art, which showed cartoon corn pops populating a retail mall. Some pops were shown shopping as others played in an arcade or frolicked in a fountain, while another skateboarded down an escalator.
What struck Saladin Ahmed was that a single brown pop was working as a janitor waxing the floors. Ahmed, current writer of Marvel Comics’ Black Bolt series and author of 2012 fantasy novel Throne of the Crescent Moon, took to Twitter Tuesday to ask, “Why is literally the only brown corn pop on the whole cereal box the janitor?
What is it with these guys. Reading and examining their cereal boxes with a fine tooth comb or magnifying glass while having breakfast? Does this guy have a real job. Get a life dude….Geesh!
Next Kellogg’s will have to change the name of their iconic “Corn Flakes” to appease the sensitivities all of those snowflake millennials who hail from the Midwest!
Muslim nations invent “different set of rules” for Israeli athletes (Rebel). It would appear that during the Karate competition the Israeli Athletes were told that they could only do Judo!
This just in from the hypocrisy file: It appears that the Canadian Rebel Media is being barred from the latest Climate Change Conference in Bonn by UN Officials. Why? They are considered an activist organization. What? This coming from the UN’s IPCC. What a COP-Out, someone was heard to say.
“So Gerry, what do ya think of my latest tax grab, huh? Sure going to help the middle class huh?”
“Bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. That’s a good one Justine:”
“And that Bore-Neau thinks he is so smart with his financial acumen. Screw him: bah hahahahahahahahahahahah.”
“That is so funny Gerry. lets go have a barista and a joint. On me. Good gawd how I love being the Prime Minister. How I love being me!”
Bank of Canada is not the only government agency using the services of Morneau Shepell. At least four other federal departments and agencies have ongoing contracts with Morneau Shepell, the human resources firm formerly run by Finance Minister Bill Morneau. The accumulated value of these various contracts is about $14 million.(Sun) Morneau is Canada’s Finance Minister for those readers of this blog who may not know. Trudeau is all in a huffy fit over this one.
“If that Gawd Damn More-Dough thinks he is going to out me as being the richest MP here in Ottawa he has another thing coming. Lets move him somewhere less conspicuous. Oh, I know. First National.”
“Er Mr Prime Minister, you mean the First Nations’ Portfolio don’t you?”
“No, no, no First National, you idiot. My own personal bank. If More-dough can obfuscate the electorate and get away with it then I want him to look after my own personal finances. Laudy Daw, de daw de daw. Sunny ways are here again – ta dah de dah dah.”
“Er, that’s Happy Days Mr Prime Minister.”
Oh, Happy dappy, sunny dunny, who cares. Bottom lines is: I have MORE-DOUGH in my cabinet at home so I am happy, dappy, camper.”
Can’t make this stuff up. Honest.
Happy Days are Here Again.