In keeping With Justin’s trip to Davos and his presentation to the World Economic Forum:
But first Justin’s new math: New ancient Math tablet discovered. Will change everything we thought we knew about new Math.
1 + 1 = 3…Yikes
On another note: Province’s education minister calling out those parents who complain about the math program as suffering from”Mathaphobia.” “They will be dealt with” hey/zey and zir announced.
Trudeau’s Speechwriter at Davos?. “I don’t need no teleprompter.” Trudeau was heard to say!
Trudeau’s Economic Policy. Trudeau remarked: “It’s just too complicated for ordinary Canadians to understand. It all boils down to four words: F%$K the Middle Class.
Finally, on Terrorism:
“Just like me!”
On Foreign Policy, Justin was equally profound:
“Canada’s foreign policy is all foreign to me Fare!”
Other important stuff:
Nafta and Canada. “Naf said,” McKenna, Canada’s Climate Barbie announces in her down homer accent. “Ta!, Bye, Bye.”
At a recent press conference, Justin Trudeau called U.S.-based Haitians entering Quebec “irregular” immigrants, as opposed to illegal ones, even though they are illegal.
On another note, and following Trudeau’s comments, a Canadian government official, Ahmed Hussein er Hussen, the “Minister for Illegal Immigration,” who wishes to remain anonymous, says that Keopectate will be issued to all new illegals, er irregulars. Trudeau then left for his latest round of international meetings and important discussions with foreign leaders and Heads of State.
“No Mum, this is the way to do the Macarena.”
“Hey Mutti, I just passed Ontario’s sex education program.”
“Wonderbra Justin. I’m so excited.”
Continuing on in the Badfinger vein: