In Like a Lioness, Out Like a Lambess

Remember Gore’s prediction of no more snow? To all of you AGW cultists out there: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

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Like everything else in Canada everything now has to be gender based. So let’s see how our gender based weather report goes for March 1st:

Southern Ontario is going to get the big weather shaft today as a very strong lowlife system allegedly moves in from the US’ mid-drift area then across all of the great dates out there while all of you east coasters are screwed as a result of a heavy-handed Nor Esther. She’s mad.

West Coast? You’re fooked with a heavy wind warning in effect. Cover your asses, as major rain promises more flooding from a system coming up from an area in the US just to the west of Holly’s Woody in the Morning. Alberta’s zipper promises more mayhem this afternoon as its high pressure system climaxes across Northern Ontario’s heartland and unleashes a steady jet stream. Expunged, it will continue to release a steady flow right into the evening’s rush hour with a continued dribble er drizzle.  

Winter storm to hit Southern Ontario. Blizzard’s condition expected. There is nothing worse in winter, especially in March, than a woman scorned!”

For all of you Alfa males out there, you Beta get off the couch if you know what’s good for ya. The Alligators are coming for ya and they’re hungry!

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Love this headline:

“Plot to Kill the Queen Revealed.” I instantly opened the article only to discover that this occurred in New Zealand way back in 1981 – 37 years ago. Wow! News sure does travel fast down undies.

This just in:

PATTAYA, Thailand — A Belarusian woman jailed in Thailand for offering sex lessons without a work permit says she has a story to tell involving the Kremlin, Russian billionaires and even the president of the United States. She is being transferred to Phuket Thailand for further investigation.

Breaking: UK experts on body language decodes what their – Kate and Meghan’s – bodies are telling us.

“Well, Markle comes across as rather flat and deflated while Kate appears to be a tad more uplifting.”

A body language expert has analysed Meghan Markle and the Duchess of Cambridge's relationship

On the “there’s hope for us males yet file” comes this – The New York Post’s Page Six reported on Wednesday night that Lander secretly had a baby last year. There was some speculation that the two had broken up because they hadn’t been seen together publicly for a while, but Page Six believes that is because Lander was pregnant. The two have been together publicly this year. Lander, 38 is the girlfriend of Robert Kraft, 76, the owner of the New England Patriots: Just more gender based reporting here folks. And who on earth would call themselves “Page Six.” I could understand Page Sex but Page Six? Come on now!

Kevin Richardson, known as the "lion whisperer", takes two of his lions for a walk in the Dinokeng Game Reserve, near Pretoria, South Africa on March 15, 2017 (AP Photo/Denis Farrell, File)

Another candidate for an upcoming Darwin Award.

Oh how I pine for those young and innocent days. days without the gender based bull shyte: Kinks – most under-rated band ever.

That’s it for today.