Going Ga Ga

This joke got me into a lot of trouble once:

“My wife told me take her somewhere  she has never been before, I said how about the kitchen?  I love this crowd”

I think good ole Rodney Dangerfield coined that one.

Or

“I ran into the kitchen one morning, all excited about something and yelled “Eureka” to my wife. She told me that I didn’t smell so well myself!


Kraft is in deep doo doo this week. Their latest batch of Heinz Ketchup had to be recalled for obvious reasons:

Clear labeled jars packed with various strains of dried cannabis flower on top of a dispensary counter.

What have you been smoking Mr Kraft? Of course he got caught allegedly dipping his doodle in a house of ill repute.

“Just checking my stock.” he was heard to say

After a really bad and limp week, the price of “Kraft” stock went up in smoke.


“Extremely rare set of semi identical twins is born.” Semi identical? What does that mean? I mean you either have identical twins or you don’t. I wouldn’t have thought you could have semi-identical twins. Oh wait a minute:

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Or how about semi identical triplets?

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Oxy-moron of the week: “Taylor Kinney has apologised after accidentally “liking” an Instagram comment which shaded his ex-fiancee Lady Gaga.”

Like, who is Taylor Kinney and like, who is Lady Gaga anyway and like, why is this news, like why, like.

“I like, I don’t really know. But like he should not have hit the like, like button on Facebook or like Instagram, or like Twitter, like you know. Like wow, I am like the boss:” Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko chimed in to the discussion as she was driving down the “LikeLike” highway in Honolulu.

Like it or not I can’t believe this is news.


This latest headline from the Toronto Red Star: SNC Lavalin Scandal, a “constitutional” crisis.

a person standing in front of a crowd: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is embraced by then minister of justice and attorney general Jody Wilson-Raybould in the House of Commons in Ottawa on Feb. 14, 2018.

When I read that article while looking at this photo, I had to take a dump as well.


Dangerous’ Anti-Vax Ads In Toronto Can’t Be Removed By City

When I first saw this headline I thought it read:

Dangerous Anti-Wax Ads In Toronto Can’t be Removed by the City.

I dove right in to read this. Imagine my disappointment.


Gotta go and have my daily constitutional. I know, way too much information here.

I can’t believe what makes the, like, news these days.

Off to the gym. Good morning to the world.

Great song. From the soundtrack “Flash Gordon”, a really, really forgettable movie. I am told that Lady Gaga took her name from this tune, a really, really forgettable singer…….from, Live Aid, 1985

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……………………………………Out

If My Mother Was a Truck!

Love it.

Global Warming Redux:

Not Canada but northern US states – Iowa, Nebraska, Minnesota: I 80 and I 90.

Good old fashioned winters are making a comeback.

White privilege? You can have it.

Toronto could see about 10-20 cm of snow today. And this is news why?? Hey people, it’s still winter and this is Canada after all:

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Mystery(ies) of life:

“Only people of colour are allowed in.”

“Hey I’m white. Isn’t that a colour?”

Why is it that every time I park my car in a shopping mall parking lot, some guy or gal in a very large pickup truck parks right beside me making it very,very difficult for me to back out safely? Huh? Huh?

Why do so many sick people shop in health food stores?

If our food is going to kill us, as environmentalists claim, then why oh why are we living so long? Hmmm?

Why do my eyebrows stay the same colour when everything else turns grey?

And why do they spell grey gray in the US but grey everywhere else to describe the colour grey gray…eh? How can we ever attain world peace when we cannot even agree on the spelling of a certain colour, or a mood, or even the use of the letter “u” in certain words? Huh?


Liberal logic:

“A law is a law. What kind of a law? It’s a law. A law is a law. Until it’s not a law.”

Just like Chretien’s famous liberal line: “You want proof? The proof is in da proof is da proof. If it wasn’t proof it wouldn’t be poo…er true. If my mother had 4 wheels she would be a truck!” And with that profundity he made it to the top in politics  in Canada as our illustrious Prime Minister.

Following suit and not to be outdone by his liberal predecessor our current Prime Minister comes out with: “the budget will balance itself.” or equally profound is his response to a question about mankind “we like to say people-kind, not mankind, because it is more inclusive.” I can’t make this stuff up.

I wonder what the indoctrination week is like for new liberal MPs and newly elected liberal Prime Ministers:

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At an event on Friday, Alexandra Ocasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko complained about criticism of her Green New Deal — much of it coming from her own party — that it’s a pipe dream. Former Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, for example, said that “there are things that are great goals, but are unrealistic.”

Ocasionally Cortez’s response: “Some people are like, ‘Oh, it’s unrealistic, oh it’s fake, oh it doesn’t address this little minute thing. And I’m like, ‘You try! You do it.’ ‘Cause you’re not. ‘Cause you’re not. So, like until you do it, like I’m the boss. How ’bout that like, like, like?”  Good gawd and what exactly did she say right there.

Occasionally art but generally wacko:


Just read an article about the 10 signs that a divorce is imminent. I know of only one sure sign that a divorce may be in your cards and it’s a no win situation. When your wife starts to ask you:

“Honey, does this dress look good on me?

Head for the hills buddy, turn on the TV, watch sports and never, never ever answer that question. Never! Or get a lawyer…quick.


Knit One, Lynch Two (SDA)

Apparently knitting is now racist according to lefties….DARN!

It is a crazy lefty world out there.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……………………………….Out

I’ve Been (Group) Thinking Lately.

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NASA hides page saying the Sun was the primary climate driver, and clouds and particles are more important than greenhouse gases.

Nooooo. Really! Why? Well, it doesn’t fit the narrative of the environmentals, that’s why:

Cut and paste into your browser as it is a good article:

http://joannenova.com.au/2019/02/nasa-hides-page-saying-the-sun-was-the-primary-climate-driver-and-clouds-and-particles-are-more-important-than-greenhouse-gases/

Who would have thought. And what about climate Armageddon? Given all of the dire prediction over the years, none have come about. Of course the latest being that if we do not address climate change by contributing trillions of dollars to the UN slush…er climate…fund by 2030 we are doomed.

UN predicted in 1982 that the Maldives would be underwater by January 1 2018 because of rising sea levels. Well, guess what?

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2019: Yup, can’t you see how worried she is?

Polar bears will be extinct by 2018.

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Bifurcation, or tipping points, of our planet have been predicted numerous time over the years by non climate scientists like Prince Charles (he had a few), Elizabeth May and others but primarily the UN, which has had a host of dire warnings of climate tipping points that will impact our planet’s survivability. Too many to list here but: 1982, 2002, 2007, 2014, 2015, 2017,2018, and now its 2030…to name but a few.

Katrina, a Cat 3 hurricane, was the worst natural disaster in US history. No, the Galveston hurricane of 1900 was. Check it out. The disaster of Katrina was primarily the result of the city of New Orleans’ poor emergency planning and poor infrastructure. The substandard dykes failed. The could not admit that so the narrative of climate Armageddon as an excuse for the city’s lack of preparation was born.

The Northwest Passage was ice free in 1903. That is how Amundson was able to make his historic transit.

But, many are not convinced and have drunk the climate KoolAid. And why?

Confirmation Bias or Group Think: where anybody else’s opinions are wrong if they go against the grain of the group.


Top: Jussie Smollett critics say that he hired 2 Nigerian friends to stage alleged “Hate Crime” against him. Hence 2 jobs created. The media lapped it up without any shred of fact checking. Group Think prevails. Yet many still believe he is the victim here…no matter what!

Bottom: Alexandra Occaisonally Cortez But Mainly Whacko, the Democratic Party’s current “darling,” was instrumental in the decision by Amazon to scrap their plan to establish a second HQ in New York. 25,000 potential jobs were lost. Queens was not amused. Group Think has consequences.


Now, I normally do not do this but I thought the following video is relevant to todays falsification and misleading of the facts to fit a specific narrative. It is about 20 minutes long but very interesting. Grab a coffee. Warning, background music sucks:

We are being manipulated by the (insert whatever here) narrative.

Research the issues and make up your own mind. By wary of Confirmation Bias and Group Think.

12 Angry Men: Great movie and an indictment of the dangers of Group Thinking.

Canadians….WAKE UP…to the BS that is being pushed onto you. Think!

Indoctrination!

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……………………………………………Out.

 

It’s a Gas,Gas,Gas

From SDA: Strange to watch the supposedly non-partisan leader of Canada’s civil service say that there was non “undue” or “inappropriate” pressure on the attorney general to give a sweetheart deal to SNC-Lavalin but he doesn’t deny there was pressure, or no pressure or inappropriate pressure.

Just more typical Liberal obfuscation here.

No,no,no this is an “undue pressure” dude;

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Meanwhile, back in the House of Cards…er Commons:

a person standing in front of a crowd of people: Trudeau is embraced by Wilson-Raybould after delivering a speech on the recognition and implementation of Indigenous rights on Parliament Hill in Ottawa on Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2018. (THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang)

“Your place or mine Truedy!”


I thought Alexandra Occsionally Cortez But Generally Wacko was an American, not a Brit:

“New homes should be banned from connecting to the gas grid within six years to tackle climate change, UK government advisers say.
 
“They want new-build homes in the countryside to be warmed by heat pumps – and cooking done on induction nobs, rather than using gas boilers and hobs.”

Will that be nobs or hobs?

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In cities, new housing estates and flats should be kept warm by networks of hot  air… says the report.
 
The water could be heated by waste heat from industry. As in Gutter Oil!


 
An alternative approach is to use heat pumps, which draw warmth from the sea or lakes; or burn gas from waste.

A Brit Heat Pump

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The high pressure, gas caloric input is awesome.

Oh, I know, let’s use Greenhouse Gasses to heat our homes. Plenty of that around. And it’s natural.

Greeenies and Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko can’t argue with that!


Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………..Out.

Food for Thought

Love this. Thanks to Maggie’s farm.

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags are not good for the environment.

The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my earlier days.”

The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”

The older lady said that she was right — our generation didn’t have the “green thing” in its day. The older lady went on to explain:

“Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our day.

“Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But, too bad we didn’t do the “green thing” back then.

“We walked up stairs because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn’t have the “green thing” in our day.

“Back then we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our day.

“Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house — not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she’s right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

“We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family’s $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the “green thing.” We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

“But isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn’t have the “green thing” back then?”

There is nothing new or innovative about this so called Green Movement!

Now let’s talk about my generation:

Just read that Peter Tork of the Monkees died yesterday of a rare form of Cancer. He was 77.  Almost nothing said about this by the media.  Sad! The Monkees were Hollywood’s answer to the Beatles. Pretty delusional on their part, however, they did put out an impressive string of hits in their short musical lifecycle.

Here is one:

Peter is playing the keyboard in this video. He normally played bass and with Michael Nesmith on guitar, was one of the only true musicians of the group. He also played the comedic foil to the rest of the group on the TV series. David Jones, the lead vocalist, died in 2012. Like the Beatles, only two left.

R.I.P Peter Tork.

 

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ………………………………………………Out