Slip, Sliding Away

Even I can figure this stuff out:

You got it Toyota.

Love this too:

Canada’s redesigned $10 bill has earned the Bank of Canada a Bank Note of the Year Award from the International Bank Note Society (IBNS) –

IBNS?? I didn’t know there was such an organization.

Viola Desmond posing for the camera: A Canadian $10 bill featuring a portrait of Viola Desmond is shown on Nov. 19, 2018. It is also very, very difficult to put this bill in your wallet or money fold as this bill keeps slip, slip, sliding away. Perhaps that is the point. John A, Canada’s first Prime Minister, a Conservative, used to grace our 10$ bill. Everyone knows John A. Very few people outside of Canada’s Bureau for Political Correctness has ever heard of Viola Desmond. But that is the Liberal way. Robert Borden, the Prime Minister who graces our 100$ bill will be next to go because the liberal government under Trudeau only recognizes Liberal Prime Ministers, especially those from Quebec. You will never see Laurier (5$ bill) or King (50$ bill) removed.

Then again how can any country that has a currency like this one be taken seriously:

The Queenie

Short takes – all taken from national and international news:

We have to do something about cats. They are an environmental abomination;

We have to do something about dogs as they are anathema (look it up) to cats;

Cats and Dogs cause climate change;

Trump causes climate change;

SPAM and other processed meats cause climate change;

Cheese Whiz and Kraft Dinner are only one molecule away from being plastic – and this is news…why?? This is something all guys are aware of;

Cultured lab meat may make the climate worse – but only in confined spaces;

Meat kills study is rotten to the bone; so says the League of Vegetarians;

California spent $178 Million dollars per fish, yes per fish, to introduce Salmon back into the San Joaquin River…they all died;

Modern music causes climate change – I can’t argue with that one.

And now a picture from Canada’s melted Arctic

Y no Kyoto or don’t eat the canned meat (thanks to SDA).

Finally: it’s getting crazier and crazier with every single day:

AN Oxford University professor has claimed aliens are already breeding with humans to create a new hybrid species that will save the planet. Dr Young-hae Chi, an instructor in Korean at Oxford’s Oriental Institute, part of the prestigious university, thinks this new species will save Earth from annihilation from climate change.

Obama agrees given his latest architectural monstrosity:

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Hey, I’ve been a Vegan all my life. And I’m no alien. I’m from San Francisco!

See the source imageThe Vegan creed: “Eat, drink and be scary.”

Have a great day.




Short one today. Just a little song:

And then there is this great song.

1972 was a great year for music.

And, ah, um, then there is ah um ah this:

Good gawd man… er um ah….peoplekind.

Have a great day.



Tumerically Latte

Could I just have a cheeseburger please (my comments are in bold):

A feminist-owned and operated cafe that made headlines around the world after introducing an 18% “man tax” on male customers will be closing its doors at the end of the month. “Handsome Her,” oxymoronically speaking, a vegan establishment located in Melbourne, Australia, will be going out of business on April 28, according to an announcement on its website.

It turns out that “brazen public discussions of structural inequality and oppression,” rules about women having “priority seating,” and serving turmeric lattes (what the f%$K) with macadamia milk (nuts!) isn’t in fact the basis of a thriving business. Even in Brunswick, Melbourne. However, the empowered proprietors insist that the mockery aimed at their pricing policy merely “showed us how fragile masculinity is (really?) and solidified the necessity for us to confront and dismantle patriarchy.” Naw we just want a hamburger.

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“Toxic masculinity is the root cause of our bankruptcy” said one of the disgruntled feminist owners. “Tuesday came and those toxic masculine bastards didn’t pay.”

No, perhaps your latte, tumerically speaking of course, may have played some part in the cat-laughery of your demise, tumerically speaking of course.

I am sure glad I got my wiener roast in last weekend:

New York City to ban hot dogs and all processed meats. I kid you not.

Soon to be coming to a Canada near you. Oh and those Frikandel Speciales from the Netherlands will soon be a done deal. Woe is me. All of this to fight climate change. The mayor of New York claims we have to do this by 2030 or else. Or else what? A Tofu Burger / Dog? Let me off the planet now cause I will not be able to live with these idiots we have for leaders for very much longer. They are all nutty fruitcakes and it ain’t even Christmas yet.

What are these guys going to do?

See the source imageHow about banning Bill De Blasio, NYC Mayor.

Pass the mustard. Next? Ban fun!

Speaking of wieners:

For the last several years California legislators have been ramping up their efforts to legally obliterate male and female definitions by disconnecting the legal link between biology and a person’s sex or gender. 
The author of all of this, LGBT Cockus (sic) Chair Senator Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco), says the bill is necessary to protect transgender identified people from “physical assaults” and to preserve their “basic dignity,” and “respect.” But Wiener doesn’t seem to care about the privacy and dignity concerns of real, biological women, who would have to share personal, intimate living space with any male inmate claiming to be a woman.

Doing anything else will make this bill wiener-less, Scott Wiener announced. Bill nodded in agreement and invited Scott to New York City, which will soon become a wiener sanctuary city.

Anthony Weiner, the disgraced wiener, er Governor, of New York State mumbled in agreement. “Pass the mustard” he was heard to say.

Take my mayor…..please and please, please bring back the 60s.

Up next? Ban baseball. Real synergy!

Canadian Currency: first came the Loonie from our loonie toon leaders. Then came the Toonie from our tooney loon leaders.  And now comes the all inclusive, not to be outdone LGBTQURSTWXYZ:


Of course it will be tail-less.  Heads only and that’s the way they like it. Heads UP!

Identity politics gone amuk here in Canada. Hey, I want a heterosexual coin. How about a Threenie?

The New York Yankees Major League Baseball franchise took Kate Smith’s rendition of “God Bless America” off its seventh-inning stretch playlist when its managers learned of the singer’s “history” of racism.

However, if you dig a little deeper, the racist actions of Kate Smith can’t hold a candle to the racist past of Major League Baseball — including the N.Y. Yankees.  In fact, MLB teams refused to hire qualified black players for decades, and well into the 20th century.  If your past actions affect how you’re viewed by today’s standards, as the N.Y. Yankees deem the case to be with Kate Smith, this makes MLB one of the most racist organizations still active in America today.

So, lets abolish major league baseball and the New York Yankees for sure. At the very least it would help alleviate those nasty hot dogs that proliferate at these racist games and are a main contributor to climate change.

See, my articles are somewhat synergistic at times.

Seems appropriate. Kate Smith’s God Bless America. While in the thick of it during World War ll – 1943.

Have a nice day.

God bless America and Hot Dogs.

I know, I know. There is no diversity in that video, so America is a racist, shitty, backroad of a country and just a footnote in history! Thank god for that shitty, racist shithole of a country during WW 2 – Pacific and Europe.

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.




Eight Miles High

My friend sent me this little bit of turdism:

Who in the world is Jacques Bougie?

Jacques Bougie, who JUST happens to not only sit on the Board of SNC-Lavalin. He also sits on the Board for……ta da….The Trudeau Foundation.

It also turns out that he is a Director at McCain Foods….you know…Bill Mor-dough (Minister of Finance) wife’s family business. Really! Yes really.

But there is not a conflict of interest here. Move on.

Christians are being attacked and persecuted like no other religious group. But no response from the media or our leaders:

Easter Worshippers? I hate chocolate bunnies.  This is what Easter has come down to for many people.

See the source imageYeah, I am amazed too.

Religion of peace. Time to call a spade a spade but our leader the Turd will not comply.

Sad to be a Canadian these days. Thanks to the Turd our collective values have gone down the toilet. This is how Canadians treat a convicted terrorist. Khadr is even a hero to Canada’s Green Party Leader Elizabeth May.

Sick, sick, sick. The CBC ( Canada’s government run national TV network) should be tanked. And Trudeau brought to account. And on Easter Sunday. The same day Islamic terrorists blew up some 290 plus Christians, mainly Catholics, in Sri Lanka.

Like…like, wow man. Our future leadership is like….. wow.

Come to Canada man. The Turd has thrown out the welcome mat. Canada, where a new hip replacement procedure will take over 10 months of waiting.

Like, like taking coal from Newcastle comes this: Selling ice to Eskimos, at a higher price and with controlled access, as only a government program can do. Marijuana Sales in Canada Are Going Nowhere Fast, analysts, who are high on pot, say.

Love this:

Charlize Theron: My 3 Year-Old Boy Said She’s a Girl, ´So, There You Go!´

I am a ham sandwich, so there you go.

Gary Taube’s new book: Why We Get Fat. A whole book about that??

Does eating too much have anything to do with it? Perhaps!

Crazy man.

Music today sucks…bigly. Here is a 1960s band “The Byrds” with their Eight Miles High hit.

And another hit: Mr Tambourine Man

Music today sucks, bigly. Oh, I said that already.

Have a great day.

Oh and for my European friend: sorry about the Leafs man…well…maybe not!




Animal Farm

A modern parable. Thanks to Lynne


Wild Pigs…No Truer Words…

So close to the truth that it’s downright scary!!

A thought to remember, Marx said, “Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed.”

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class.

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new communist regime.

In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: “Do you know how to catch wild pigs?”

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

The young man said that it was no joke. “You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food.

When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.

They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.

The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around. inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.”

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America & Canada. The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:

1. There is no such thing as a free lunch, and

2. You can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government “help” is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America & Canada, you might want to share this with your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably not share this.

BUT, God help us all when the gate slams shut.

Think about this

Quote for today: “The problems we face today are there because the people

who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living.”

Oink, oink.

Have a great Navy day.