I just did my taxes. Being a widower this is the first year I have had to do my year end taxes for just me. It ain’t pretty. In this country you are hosed if you suddenly find yourself alone. You lose all tax benefits of being married – the primary one being “income splitting.” Hey, and the CPP Death Benefit? You are better off not taking it because you will owe almost half of the $2,500 in taxes. Be prepared to be screwed over bigly by the Liberals.
I went to my MP, who is an NDP, to ask him to advocate to the Finance Minister on our behalf for an increase in the CPP Death Benefit and to make it tax free. His answer? Do it yourself. I am too busy with saving the planet.
Gillette Venus Celebrates Morbid Obesity in New SJW Ad Promoting ‘Beautiful Women of All Shapes and Sizes’
Man oh man, that’s a lot of razor blades to shave those legs. No wonder Gillette is in on this sister act. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I wonder how much she got laid…er….paid. Sorry, Freudian slip. Gillette says: “Venus is committed to representing beautiful women of all shapes, sizes, and skin types because ALL types of beautiful skin deserve to be shown. We love Anna because she lives out loud and loves her skin no matter how the “rules” say she should display it…I wonder how much she got laid…er paid. Oops, Sorry, Freudian slip-up again. Be the best that you can be, eh Anna?
Gillette’s response? We have a razor for that!
Get all a man can get!
NATO at 70! What’s next? Well, NATO at 71.
What students could learn at New York’s Stuyvesant School? How to smoke in the boys room without getting caught. My first cigarette was a Peter Stuyvesant, which was smoked in my high school’s washroom.
Medieval diseases are making a comeback in major American cities thanks to the increasing amount of feces on the streets. No shit! San Francisco is now labelled a “Shit Hole.” Black Death can’t come soon enough to California. Progressives destroy everything they touch.
Are you going to San Francisco.
Bring plenty of ass-wipe. California is no longer the “Golden State.” Progressive policies made sure of that.
Karma! You know it’s a bad day when:
A poacher is trampled to death by an elephant, then eaten by a pride of lions – Only the man’s skull and pants were retrieved by Kruger National Park.
They followed that up with a Pride parade. Darwin award was awarded posthumourously.
Speaking of poaching:
“…so, it’s safe to say that reparations would not be a cure-all to right the wrongs of the past and put slavery behind us once and for all, but just another wealth redistribution program that would precede another, and another, and another to solve something that, in the eyes of those pushing for it, will never actually be fixed to satisfaction.” US Democratic Senator wants a reparation policy for Slavery.
Sound familiar here in Canada?
Interesting note being that all of the so called Slave States were Democratic States and that the Democrats fought hard to oppose Lincoln’s plan (Republican) to abolish slavery.
“California Wants To Tax Soda, Guns, Pain Pills, Lawyers And Batteries…”
I can see LAWYERS but soda, guns, pain pills, batteries even? C’mon. That legislation will be sure to spawn a new crop of lawyer jokes.
Gentlemen….start you engines: A Spanish speed circuit is in hot water after an advertisement for grid girls stipulated that they “must have a size 95 or 100 chest,” which is roughly 36″ – 38″ according to La Vanguardia.
“Living out Loud.” I wonder if Venus…er Anna applied.
Oh and did you know that toxic masculinity is the cause of climate change?
I kid you not. According to progressive thought it is a root cause of climate change:
According to progressives, toxic masculinity is considered to be the dude on the left of the photo. Climate change can’t come soon enough.
A Dutch swimming pool. I want one:
Translation: Don’t have a clue. Something about a “Grand Pils” me drinks…er thinks.
Speaking of taxes:
Have a great Navy day.