It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad World Out There

Sorry, late today – host server was down.

The world is going crazy, especially here in Canada. I thought I would just throw a few out there:

Canada declares a Climate Emergency then approves, the very next day, for the expansion of a major oil pipeline????!!!!????

In response a call to arms announced to every single young protester and anarchist out there to descend on Canada’s Burnaby Mountain immediately.

Consider this from that ANTIFA, BLM crowd of nice people:

  • White pumpkin lattes considered white privilege;
  • On a related note a Belgium farmer grows the world’s largest gourd – er a pumpkin, and it’s white. Man, that’s a whole lot of lattes;
  • Hurricane (insert name here) is a result of climate change. Anyone remember Galveston hurricane of 1900? The US’ deadliest and costliest hurricane on record. Yes Virginia, far worse than Katrina;
  • According to Gore and Obama, sea level has risen 1 foot off the southeast coast of the US. Funny that, but it hasn’t risen here! Yeah, but this is the NW coast. Oh I forgot;
  • This just in from the “World is Flat – Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Whacko” crowd:

Science is dead at a Capetown University. Science does not support black magic and witch’s brew, witch is a fact of life’s reality here in South Africa in that one witch can throw a lightening strike at another witch.  Witch one you may ask? Don’t know but since science cannot support this reality or explain this phenomenon, science must be wrong or irrelevant.

“Many people laughed at this remark because, well, witchcraft is not something that happens. But according to the students, witchcraft is like Isaac Newton’s theory of gravity—it’s just one way of explaining the world, among many. Decolonising the science would mean doing away with it entirely and starting all over again to deal with how we respond to the environment and how we understand it,” the student continued (ref: Hit and Miss Blog).

Give your heads a shake! Students were told to have another white pumpkin latte, go back to their caves and hide and pray because a solar eclipse is incoming;

  • Science is all about white privilege;
  • Archimedes works for Big Oil;
  • A girl scout is suing the Girl Guides for $30M. Girl Guide cookie factories ramping up to 24/7 operations in response;
  • Canadian Gov’t increasing annual deficit to $40B this year. Our gov’t doesn’t seem to worry about debt so why should I;
  • While the world is going to hell in a hand basket, Canadian politicians and Human Rights officials want to ban the use of indigenous names – like the Cleveland Indians, Chicago Black Hawks etc. Some politicians even find the Edmonton Eskimo’s football team’s name offensive. To Who?? They don’t tell us that! But mark my words, Eskimo Pies will be next! Ban refrigerants! Argon! Heck, lets do away with the entire Periodic Table as it was built by Big Oil;
  • CFCs were banned in the 80s. Now HFCs in the 2016s. KFC is next! After that “Water Vapour” as it is a major factor in the world’s climate, perhaps argon as well;
  • Moon craters forming faster than we thought. Caused by Solar Warming. In response, Prime Minister Trudeau directed the Federal Government to come up with a plan to deal with “space weather” to mitigate the increase in moon crater formation. UN calls for first MOP conference to deal with this important development – Moonbats of Parties – to be held in Las Vegas later this year.

I wish I could, but I can’t make this stuff up.

Argons, er Argooos playing this week. I know, they suck, but I am an ardent fan.

We’re having a major storm here late this afternoon. The press has scared the beejeezus out of everyone. We’re all going to die. Yes we are!  See, see this is ground zero of climate change.

No Virginia, It’s the late June storm season.

To think this came out in 1965.

Hey, Punch Buggy – no return.

Relevant today, don’t ya think.. Yeah, but we’re not on the eve of destruction – and it is a wonderful world – if you just let it be.

Have a great day.

SJ………………………………….Out…..Dot, Dot, Dot.

Smoke and Mirrors

I thought it appropriate to repeat this post given that the Liberal campaign to be re-elected this fall has begun.

I love this:

From a government of Canada web site (bold is mine):

“We know that our country is stronger – and our government more effective – when decision-makers reflect Canada’s diversity (instead of 30 B in debt we are now 40B in debt annually). The Government of Canada has implemented an appointment process that is transparent (we can see right through it) and merit-based, (lowest uncommon denominator) strives for gender parity (all of them) and seeks to ensure that Indigenous peoples and minority groups are properly represented in positions of leadership (only Francos monsieur). We continue to search for Canadians who reflect the values that we all embrace: inclusion, honesty, fiscal prudence (Lol) and generosity of spirit (have another toke). Together, we will build a government as diverse as Canada (and get nothing done).

We are equally committed to providing a healthy workplace that supports everyone’s dignity, self-esteem (can’t be fired) and the ability to work to each team member’s full potential. With this in mind, all appointees will be expected to take steps to promote and maintain a healthy, respectful and harassment-free work environment. (Take steps…baby steps?)

The Government of Canada is currently seeking applications from diverse and talented Canadians from across the country who are interested in the following appointment opportunities. This is code for: (Whitey and Anglos need not apply):

If you think there is no discrimination or racism in Canada, think again while you are rolling that joint.

And then there is this:

Toronto, Ottawa and other border towns in Quebec and Ontario are demanding compensation from the feds to account for the expenses garnered due to all of the illegal immigrants and border crossings. Trudeau’s response is classic liberalism:

“The kind of fear-mongering, the kind of intolerance, the kind of misinformation going on across the country and around the world is something all of us have a responsibility to engage with a positive and a thoughtful way,” Trudeau said the other day in New Brunswick.”

“Hey Gerald, where is my yellow vest anywho?” and by the by:

“Anyone who raises concerns about a border crisis that sees economic migrants cross illegally and claim refugee status is dismissed as racist or divisive by the Liberals. Not exactly positive or thoughtful.”

Yeah profound Justinian. No debate! Just a comeback to anyone who disagrees or questions liberal policies is a RACIST, a BIGOT. One of those NASTY, NASTY, NAZI conservatives. You bet. I am sooo proud with that label.

All of those Canadians who agree with Turd-ope can apply for those jobs as indicated above.

Divershity is our Strength

And it smells good too.

On a lighter note. Gotta love this. This guy should work for the government!

In reaction to the Liberal’s hiring policy comes this hiring tool. That’s gotta hurt:

Antique Tool Still In Use .  Do you know what it is? 

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit  (1750s – 1810s).        

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. 

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.  Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.” 

This odd tool is still heavily used by the Canadian Liberal government. They are considering its use to weed out anglo and white Canadians who dare question or apply for one of those Government jobs!

1972 was a great year for rock!

Liberals plan to use this song to promote their Tobacco Enema Tool:

Have a great Navy day.






Turn Me Loose

Congrats to Toronto Raptors for the winning of their first NBA title.

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And now for the Leafs? Ahhh, maybe not.

In  a few more days the Liberal government will gives its verdict on the Trans Mountain Pipeline expansion. My verdict?


See the source imageTurn me loose. Turn me loose. Read my


lips. No more pipelines. My brain is engaged. I have a dream.

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No more pipelines. Yes, I have a dream. No matter where you are from, or the colour of your skin, there will be Barista joints and joints on every street corner of every city and town in this great country of ours. Yes, I have a dream.

And its a nightmare.

Meanwhile Climate Barbie, Trudeau’s erstwhile minister of CO2 has rejected every single recommendation that the conservative members of the senate have proposed to improve the draconian measures that would effectively ban all tankers off the West Coast of Canada and ensure not another resource project or major infrastructure initiative ever gets built in this country.

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I see CO2

I only wish is that she and the entire Liberal Cabinet would breathe CO.

Our wonderful health care system in Canada: man dies of massive bedsore in Ontario hospital. Found 37 other incidents in the same facility.

We have the very best health system in the world………………..NOT.

Major League Baseball analyst sights global warming as the cause of a spike in home runs this season. Yes, there is a lot of hot air these days around the ball parks. No one mentioned crappy pitching.

Then this just in from that icon of journalistic integrity Joy Behar of the View: “Global Warming could stop Joe Biden from curling…er curing cancer if he becomes President.”

Doesn’t anyone else see the humour in all of this. Yet people actually believe this shyte.

That’s all for now. Very slow news day.

Again, congrats to Raptors.

Have a great weekend.




Every Breath You Take

Computer problems this morning. No reason. Just would not boot up. Don’t ya just love technology? Got it going.

Interesting reading the Letters to the Editor. Better than the comics. One guy wants to stop all the use of fossil fuels tomorrow. To save the planet. He is a real fossil fool.

Another one thinks this Greta Whatever, that 14 year old Swede who claims she can see CO2, to get all students around the world to go on strike immediately until such time as all governments address climate change…like yesterday. Students are ecstatic. Snow days every day. Even in the spring. Teachers are also ecstatic over this but still want more money for not working. Given the wholesale destruction of our economy where do they think the money will come from?

I see CO2. All school children around the world have gone on strike.

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Well yeah, so what? I can see dead people. So there. All funeral directors around the world have responded and have gone on strike.


Oh yeah, yeah. Well, I’ll be damned. I can’t see anything.

Interestingly when I asked this young person if CO2 is a poison she responded, well yes, and we must do everything in our power to eradicate this poison.

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A world without CO2.

I see weird people, everywhere. Out teachers are doing a fine job of indoctrinating our youth. Child abuse? You bet.

Interesting how the media and special interest groups manipulate people. It is no longer right to say vegetarian. No the new word is “Plant Based Foods” or “Plant Based Meats.”  That’ll do it. But you can’t fool me.

Global warming morphed into climate change, which has now morphed into………………drum role please…….da daaaaa:

Climate Emergency

Did you know that when Mount St Helens blew in 1980 that the world’s temperature dropped about 0.3 degrees Celsius. And that the ambient air temperature fell significantly during the solar eclipse of September 2017? Did ya? Well did ya?

Given that these volcanic erections adversely impact all life on earth and that Trudeau’s 4 cents a litre carbon tax will stop tornaters, floods and wild fires from occurring, then stopping all volcanic erections across the planet, as well as all solar eclipses, should be a walk in the dark for our politicians – don’t ya think.……….Canadians:

Wake up

We are being duped. Time to rid ourselves of this madness.

70th Anniversary of George Orwell’s 1984 novel. If you do not think we are headed in that direction, think again. It is happening now. A world wide Metropolis:

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We’re all just sheep being herded to the slaughter.

The UN’s ultimate goal?

One World Government

And Trudeau would love to see that.

Wait for a tax on the air that we breathe as we all exhale CO2

That is all she wrote.

They’ll be watching you.

Have a great Navy day.



Dead Zone: Wish You Were Here

New record dead zone discovered. When I read that headline my immediate reaction was: yeah, what else is new? Ottawa has been a dead zone for years now.

See the source imageYou think that is a sunset don’t you. Well it is 10 am in downtown Ottawa. That orange hue is radiation emitting from the Parliament Buildings.

But alas they were referring to a natural phenom in the Gulf of Mexico, off the southern US states. Whew, missed that bullet as there is nothing natural going on in Ottawa – or Disneyland on the Rideau as it is known.

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Ah foods that are so unhealthy that they are EVIL.

Slide 6 of 51: Unhealthy Ingredient: High heat, inflammatory oilFried chicken, fried calamari, pork rinds, chicken-fried steak. You won’t ever see these items marked as an “Eat This.” Besides the high fat and calorie content, the main issue with these fried foods is that they contain high levels of inflammatory Advanced Glycation End products, or AGEs. These compounds form when animal-derived products are cooked at high temperatures for a prolonged period of time. According to a 2015 review published in the journal Advances in Nutrition, experts concluded that “sustained exposure to [AGEs] gradually erodes native defenses, setting the stage for abnormally high [oxidative stress] and inflammation, the precursors of disease.”Eat This! Instead: Luckily, researchers from the Mount Sinai School of Medicine found that when people cut out high-AGE foods like processed and fried foods, markers of inflammation in their body diminished. So, go grilled whenever you can or bake your foods in the oven.Yeah but they are so,so good. Remember, if things are good in moderation then they must be great in excess! Enjoy………………….

C-CRAP makers scrambling after new snoring fix discovered………………..Death!

Actor Mark Harmon allegedly body checked actress Perrette. She then clothes-lined him……………so there.

Rwanda genocide survivor wants to be a Canadian but the citizen test triggers trauma flashbacks for her. “They asked me if I was aware of the MMIW (Murdered and Missing Women) report’s conclusions. That did it.”

Prime Minister Trudeau then awarded her $10.5M for her trauma. Seems that the Canadian immigration office in Rwanda in now flooded by immigration requests.

Kate Middleton has the best response to a little girls’ question:

“Go ask William”

Meghan’s new ring has a romantic backstory.

“It was hawked” Harry confesses.

KD wasn’t anywhere close to 100%

a group of people playing a game of basketballOf course not. Every single male out there knows that KD is one molecule short of being plastic. Indeed KD is on the PM’s list of banned plastic substances to come into effect by 2021.

See the source imageThe red stuff is a methylated red acidic additive, better known as Ketchup…mmmm,mmmm yummy.

Flat earthers and the rise of science deniers. From the office of Alexandra Occasionally Cortez but Generally Whacko comes this:

“Well hey, the earth is flat you know. I don’t care what the science says. If I feel in my heart that the earth is flat then it is flat. When I go outside and look down my street, the street is flat, not curved, therefore the earth is flat. So don’t bother me with the facts.”

Our future leadership. Is there a spaceship travelling to a comet anywhere?

Wish you were here:

Have a great Navy day.