I am back. Had a great time in Toronto. Jays beat the Yankees 2 out of 3 games. Enjoyable.
Down to business:
Some people think I am a redneck due to the nature of some of my posts. I don’t think I am. I just try to poke some fun at the news makers of the day or the day’s events. And in today’s social media world there is no limit to my subject matter. And, after all, this is a redneck:
I can assure you, I do not look like this dude. Scary eyes. Maybe the guy behind him perhaps.
Kind of ticked off, no really mad, with the results of the Murdered and Missing Women inquiry’s conclusions. I remember saying to a friend of mine when they began this investigation some 4 years ago. 4 years ago? Are you kidding me? Now that is a tragedy! I mean everyone knows who is to blame. The RCMP, Canada’s national constabulary, have found that up to 80% of the murdered and missing women cases can be attributed to family violence, domestic disputes within the indigenous community. But no, that is not good enough. They had to come up with a conclusion that will put “whitey” square into their crosshairs. And they have done that in spades. It would appear that Canada has committed that most heinous of crime: “GENOCIDE.” Our dear illustrious leader, in all of his narcissistic glory, admitted such, in tears no less, just last week in Vancouver.
The meaning of genocide? I looked it up so you don’t have to. According to Websters, of which I have a copy right here beside me, the act of genocide is the deliberate killing of a very large number of people or ethnic group. The key word here is deliberate. Thus, according to our dear leader, every Canadian who is not indigenous, is to blame for the attempted and deliberate elimination of the indigenous ethnic group in Canada. We here in Canada are on par with the Nazi’s Holocaust, Stalin’s Russian purges, Turkey’s Armenian murders, Pol Pot and his Cambodian killing fields and the more recent Rwanda Tutsi killings:
Are you, my fellow Canadians, happy with that? Of course Trudeau should be very careful in what he says.
The UN, The World Court in the Hague and the Organization of American States have launched their own investigations into this and if they deem that genocide has indeed occurred in Canada, then Trudeau, as the sitting Prime Minister of Canada could find himself arrested and convicted with a life sentence. That happened to the Prime Minister of Rwanda. Now that would be justice in my mind’s eye to Trudeau who has willy nillied broad brushed us all into his disgusting view of the Canadian people.
If the intent here is reconciliation with indigenous Canadians then the government has misfired on all of its cylinders, as far as I am concerned.
I am ashamed to be a Canadian today. October cannot come soon enough.
First nations have conferred upon our dear leader with a new native name. Recently in Vancouver the Chief of the First Nations honoured Trudeau with an indigenous name…”Walking Goose.” Of course Trudeau was ecstatic and in all of his narcissistic selfie glory with this new honour.
After the solemn ceremony a reporter went up to the Chief to ask of him the meaning of this title.
“Walking Goose,” the Chief explained, refers to a bird that is so full of shit that it cannot fly.
And here is another bit of natural history:
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.
Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called ‘vegetarians’ which was an early human word meaning ‘bad hunter’) learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.
And there you have it. To make matters worse but of no surprise really:
Prime Minister Trudeau is a Liberal