Smoke and Mirrors

I thought it appropriate to repeat this post given that the Liberal campaign to be re-elected this fall has begun.

I love this:

From a government of Canada web site (bold is mine):

“We know that our country is stronger – and our government more effective – when decision-makers reflect Canada’s diversity (instead of 30 B in debt we are now 40B in debt annually). The Government of Canada has implemented an appointment process that is transparent (we can see right through it) and merit-based, (lowest uncommon denominator) strives for gender parity (all of them) and seeks to ensure that Indigenous peoples and minority groups are properly represented in positions of leadership (only Francos monsieur). We continue to search for Canadians who reflect the values that we all embrace: inclusion, honesty, fiscal prudence (Lol) and generosity of spirit (have another toke). Together, we will build a government as diverse as Canada (and get nothing done).

We are equally committed to providing a healthy workplace that supports everyone’s dignity, self-esteem (can’t be fired) and the ability to work to each team member’s full potential. With this in mind, all appointees will be expected to take steps to promote and maintain a healthy, respectful and harassment-free work environment. (Take steps…baby steps?)

The Government of Canada is currently seeking applications from diverse and talented Canadians from across the country who are interested in the following appointment opportunities. This is code for: (Whitey and Anglos need not apply):

If you think there is no discrimination or racism in Canada, think again while you are rolling that joint.

And then there is this:

Toronto, Ottawa and other border towns in Quebec and Ontario are demanding compensation from the feds to account for the expenses garnered due to all of the illegal immigrants and border crossings. Trudeau’s response is classic liberalism:

“The kind of fear-mongering, the kind of intolerance, the kind of misinformation going on across the country and around the world is something all of us have a responsibility to engage with a positive and a thoughtful way,” Trudeau said the other day in New Brunswick.”

“Hey Gerald, where is my yellow vest anywho?” and by the by:

“Anyone who raises concerns about a border crisis that sees economic migrants cross illegally and claim refugee status is dismissed as racist or divisive by the Liberals. Not exactly positive or thoughtful.”

Yeah profound Justinian. No debate! Just a comeback to anyone who disagrees or questions liberal policies is a RACIST, a BIGOT. One of those NASTY, NASTY, NAZI conservatives. You bet. I am sooo proud with that label.

All of those Canadians who agree with Turd-ope can apply for those jobs as indicated above.

Divershity is our Strength

And it smells good too.

On a lighter note. Gotta love this. This guy should work for the government!

In reaction to the Liberal’s hiring policy comes this hiring tool. That’s gotta hurt:

Antique Tool Still In Use .  Do you know what it is? 

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit  (1750s – 1810s).        

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. 

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.  Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.” 

This odd tool is still heavily used by the Canadian Liberal government. They are considering its use to weed out anglo and white Canadians who dare question or apply for one of those Government jobs!

1972 was a great year for rock!

Liberals plan to use this song to promote their Tobacco Enema Tool:

Have a great Navy day.