Hedonism Leads to Happiness
Relaxing on the sofa or savoring a delicious meal: Enjoying short-term pleasurable activities that don’t lead to long-term goals contributes at least as much to a happy life as self-control, according to new research from the University of Zurich and Radboud University in the Netherlands. The researchers therefore argue for a greater appreciation of hedonism in psychology – or like…in our Government.
Hedonism in Canada’s House of Commons:
Can one “sign” while asleep!
Meanwhile in China during a Wuhan debate to come up with a vaccine:
And from the “This World is Crazy File” comes this:
The carefully-crafted facade of your friendly neighborhood hipster grocery store belies a darker image; one that romanticizes imperialism, fetishizes native cultures, and casually misappropriates. For decades, the chain has used names like Trader Giotto’s, Trader José’s and Trader Ming’s on international foods.
The petition demanded that Trader Joe’s packaging “belies a narrative of exoticism that perpetuates harmful stereotypes.”
“I love Trader Joe-ritos, especially after a joint or two.”
Gotta love this. I only wish I could have come up with this one. Sadly no…..
PORTLAND, OR—Facing massive budget cuts, the Portland Police Bureau has come up with an exciting new way to fund their department. Upstanding citizens can now pay 5 dollars to throw tear gas at communist protesters. People from across the country are lining up to live their lifelong dreams of blasting dirty commies with tear gas.
“Getting bathed in tear gas is the closest my son Fidel has been to taking a shower in weeks,” said a local Portland mom after paying her five bucks and chucking a canister at the crowd. “I’m hoping our basement will smell a little better now. I used to think that all police were evil fascists, but my time gassing commies has opened my eyes. That was the most fun I’ve had in ages. Thanks, Portland Police!”
Our illustrious Prime Minister is in the doo again. No matter, scandals cannot hurt this dude as he has wonderful hair. He is so dreamy one woman voter was heard to say. Some memorable moments in the political career of this narcissist we have as our national leader:
Hey, yo… bro? BLM:
Seek and you shall find me…anytime.
I love playing cowboys and aboriginals
Up…up…and away…..with you.
I’m a cowboy…
“Mr Turdeau, Prime Minister. how are you enjoying your job.”
“Well, Fitz…can I call you Fitz. I love being me. One day I can be Superman, the next day a Sikh god like Sheeba. Or if I get bored I can put on a bit of blackface and pretend to be a “bro” to support BLM, or I can be an Indian, sorry…Indigenous… Chief or a Cowboy…I love this job and I love being me….Does that answer your question Fitz?
“Ya vo Mein Herr Prime Minister.”
Only in Canada you say……………….shitty.
Oh and I can be a rock star too: