More Liberal Speak

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More Leftist Logic or Liberal-speak:

Journo says Amy Coney Barrett – Trump’s Supreme Court nominee – used her speech to weaponize her white womanhood while using her black children to score points……say what?

Barret is a devout Catholic (Pelosi is too you know) and Christian who has  adopted some Haitian orphans over the years. This absolutely disqualifies her from the position…so say her democratic critics.

“She is a racist, a bigot, hateful, spiteful…a God fearing woman no less – oh the horror of it all – she believes in God!!! Vengeful, lazy opportunist homophobe…don’t ya know.” so says an anonymous democrat, who wishes to have her party affiliation and gender remain a secret.

“I would say that she is eminently qualified to run the Democratic Party if she isn’t confirmed as a Supreme Court Judge.”

Oh…and it is rumored that she had unbridled, non consensual sex with Joe Biden 180 years ago in the senate chambers.

“I will not, I repeat, I will not call an early election.” So say Premier John Horgan after being elected in 2017. “Also, I intend to bring in a Child Care Program in the 4th year of my mandate.”

Meanwhile after 3 years: “There will be an election in this province 24 October, just over 3 years after the last one. And I promise, read my lips, If elected I will bring in a Child Care Program in the 4th year of our mandate. Bet on it.” Vegas bookmakers give that one a 100 to 1 odds.

“I will never, ever use our democratic process to circumvent democracy or justice in the House of Commons.” so says Justin the Great, Prime Minister of Canada. ” I will never prorogue Parliament.”

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“Please dear and all powerful Shiva. Help me destroy the opposition”

How do you spell Trudeau? H..A..R..P..E..R. On August 18 Trudeau prorogues Parliament until the 23 September to avoid a number of political scandals, including a 3rd ethics violation while acting as Prime Minister of Canada.

“Oh how I love being me.”

Jean Chretien: 20th Prime Minister of Canada: “A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” Prove me not. If my mother had 4 wheels she would be a truck. But she’s not and I have the proof. Just look at her.”

“Read my lips. If elected I will get rid of the GST (VAT).” So says Chretien during 1993 election campaign. Elected! ” I never said that. Where is da proof? Show me da proof.”…………………Geesh.

See the source image“Don’t mess with me”

Love this line though: “I didn’t feel the need to have a lot of yes-men standing around me. As Mitchell Sharp (Liberal advisor) once put it, the bigger the staff, the smaller the minister’s member.”

“Is that like having an over compensating huge pick-up truck Jean?”

My oh my, how on earth can the rest of the world take Canada seriously.

Don’t hate life, love it and embrace it…In God’s eyes, all lives matter.

Collective Soul – one of my favourite bands.


It Ain’t Pretty

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China purports to have a new Covid vaccine. They promise to push it on the rest of the world. Just like the virus. Can’t wait:

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It’s a secret recipe. 11 unknown herbs and spices….

KFC is onboard.

It ain’t pretty!

Joe Biden says…“That’s why I’ve made it a priority my entire career to work closely with you,” he said with a smile, “from the time I got to the Senate 180 years ago,” he added, giving a short chuckle.

Trump announces candidate for the Supreme Court: Amy Coney Barrett.

Biden retorts that he had unbridled sex with her 180 years ago. CNN calls for an immediate investigation.

Meanwhile confirmation hearings to begin immediately:

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Oh, is she black? Even better. Female, black, lesbian and disabled! A shoe-in.

It ain’t pretty!

Justin Trudeau just concluded his throne speech.

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By all accounts it was a stinker.

Seamus O’Regan, Canada’s Minister of Natural Resources announced a $320 million investment in Newfoundland and Labrador’s offshore workers. They, the offshore workers, were sexstatic with that announcement. The oil workers were well over the top on them as well.

It ain’t pretty!

He was right!

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference….The Serenity Prayer.





Come to California – The Golden State

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It is not about us.

Liberals reach deal with the New Democrat Party to avert fall erection – so says an article in the Japanese Times. “Never mind the Canadian erectorate,” it goes on to say. “We and we have avoided being blought down.”

Marg – a life long NDPer agrees.

See the source imageHazmat Singh is vely appy:

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California Governor Newsom has signed an executive order to ban all fossil fuel cars and trucks by 2035. Wow.

“I want to save the glaciers from melting, and the sea levels from rising.” he said. “This will do it. I take a scientific approach to all things.” as he stepped outside of his Malibu beachfront home.

Meanwhile, the production of non fossil fuel vehicles and trucks has begun to ramp up in California. Here is an animated copy of one such vehicle. This model is called “A Roller.”


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The mass exodus of California residents continues. Yet Newsom continues to say: “Come to California and enjoy our lively cities.”

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Our diversity:

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Our green spaces:

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Please come and vacation here. It’s hot!

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Enjoy our San Francisco treat – and it ain’t Rice-a-Roni.

“Yes come to California.” the Governor says.



Ah…the good ole days. Summer of Love, 1967… shit!…really!



In The Beginning Redux

With all of the Covid stuff going on I kinda liked this one.

So I repeat myself

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There was light.

And in that light came a big bang. And from that big bang a nation was born. And that nation was China, a maker of crap and a developer of human excrement, suffering and sewer oil. A true interloper and champion of totalitarianism and consumer product mediocrity.

And the globalists were happy.

And out of that big bang, on the first day, a city state was born. And they called it Wuhan. And that city was virulent.

But the globalists plugged their noses, held their breaths, farted  and smiled as they were all very, very happy. Woo…Hoo!

And on the second day a new organization was born. And they, the globalists, called it the United Nations. An august body that was formed in July. Therein followed by elitism in the World Health Organization (WHO?). The World Health Organization stupid, and the World Economic Forum (WEF).  Lead by doctors who are not really doctors. But true followers of the cause for world domination. But they all love Wuhan and China. They virulently love Wuhan. “This is our ticket,” they all yelled in babel confucius…er…confusion.

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And then little nation states were born. One was called Kanada. Why was it called Kanada? No one really knows, least of all the globalists.

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Don’t look at me

But Kanada was a good little player and supported the globalist cause. Kanada admired China’s dictatorship because they could turn their economy around on a dime…See the source image

…something Kanada truly envied but was hogtied in implementing their post nasal drip…er post nation state dream. So Kanada went rogue and prorogued.

And the globalists smiled…and were very, very, very happy with Kanada.

And on the third day something flew out of the Wuhan nest. And it was not good but the Globalists were very happy. The non doctors of the UN and of the WHO’s on first, with the WWF…er WEF…  on second were virulently ecstatic for they had found their cause…and their power broker. “Oh, I don’t know…”it was a force multiplier. Whew! And the cause was viewed as good…for them…for mankind…for them…for people kind…for them. It was called “Winter Knockdown” followed by “Summer Slam.” This was viewed as being very good but not for the feint of heart.

The globalists smiled for they were very content with their progress to date.

And on the fourth day a plague was born. A virus…so contagious it forced all of the Chinese to wet their pants and sell them off at their wet markets, which were located across the city. The virus was more virulent and progressive than their sewer oil, a hot commodity of the Chinese market.

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And the globalists and Kanada cheered for they had found their catalytic converter…er cataclysmic conversion…to transform mankind into their own likeness. Their god Gaia had been born. And they were happy and pleased with themselves. They wanted to spread the good cheer and this they achieved in dramatic fashion during the new year from China. “Go out and multiply” was their religious cadence to the beat of their chopsticks. And this they did…all over the world. Italy, Spain, Kanada, France, UK….It became…Chinese food for naught.

And the globalists were very happy indeed.

And on the fifth day something extraordinary happened. The virus, or plague, spread all over the world…to the delight of the WHO. Who? The World Health Organization stupid, and the WEF, and Kanada, and Zoros, Faucet, Yates and a few other global potentates.

“Lockdown, lockdown” became their rallying cry. “But not for me” they cried. “For thee.” For thee are like sheep, especially Kanadians from Kanada. And they were pleased and righteous…er, no leftists, as they gave out millions of masks developed by their chosen people…the Chinese…that had exceeded their best before date. They were crap. They were useless. But no matter. “Wear that mask.” So says the WHO. Who? The World Health Organization stupid. For they are ineffective. And Yates was extremely happy to reduce the world’s population by 6 billion people. If the masks don’t do it, then the vaccine will. And if that doesn’t work well?….the Chinese sewer oil definitely will.  Zoros chimed in to the tune of AN..TEE…FAH; AN…TEE…FAH; AN…TEE…FAH, and Baseball League Major; Baseball League Major. “Er George, not MLB spelled backwards but BLM for Black Lives Matter.” And Kanada’s Trudeau smiled and showed off his socks, which were sooo vibrant in virulent colours.

No matter. The globalists all took a knee because they were extremely happy with their creation. They worshiped Gaia.

And on the 6th day, things finally fell into place for the globalists. “It was never about the plague.” Dr Knumbnuts of the United Nations revealed. “So true,” Dr I.M Coughin of the WHO agreed. Who? The World Health Organization stupid.

“We took our lead from Kanada.” they said. “Kanadians will do anything they are told to do. Wear useless masks? No problem. Wear it on.”

And the globalist were very happy. For on this 6th day they tied this plague to Mother Earth, Gaia, their god, that Gaia was not happy and that the Plague of the Wuhan Virus was really caused by Climate Change / Global Warming and not some mixture of sewer oil and Chinese food. Gaia was not amused. Kanadians went ballistic with joy and were sooo smug in their happiness.

“Time for a major reboot of the World Economy, Religion, Education and Governance.” Dr Banderas from Mexican’t proclaimed as the lead procrastinator of the United Nations Security Council. Dr Freeourland, Kanada’s lead representative of the WHO responded in kind. Who? The World Health Organization stupid. “This plague has given us a golden opportunity to reboot the entire world economy placing Gaia as our head.” She said. “Green, green… green it will be.” as she blew a huge greenie into the face of Dr Banderas, sitting on her far left because she forgot to sneeze into her inside elbow, which was the accepted sneeze protocol although her elbow was laid bare by her sleeveless dress.

And the Globalist were very happy indeed for they had their hands firmly crunched on the gonads of the world. They had their god Gaia. They had their holy trinity of fear, terror, panic. They had Kanada. “You’re all going to die.” became their mantra, their creed, their gospel. And their rosary of anxiety, depression and violence was forced upon all the disbelievers to submit to their credo. “Just look to Kanada.” they re-snorted…er…retorted.

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And then there was darkness

Strange brew indeed that our leaders drink:

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SJ……………..Out and have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

Natural Gas

A friend sent this to me. From the “Independent” no less:

Funny but so, so true.

But hey, I guess I am using it too with this blog. Aaaahhhhhh!

Love this headline:

“How Canadians Are Finding The New Joint Pain Relief”

This is super dude as so many things pop up in my mind when reading this, or smoking this, especially given our new Canadian Cannabis laws.

It has come to this. Speculation that Breaking Bad actors Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul were going to get back together died when the two declared that they were going to collaborate on a new line of Booze called Mezcat:

Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul are posing for a picture: Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul attend the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles on Aug. 25, 2014.

“Biggest let down in history,” one person commented on the Instagram post. Another wrote, “I’m sooooo disappointed I can’t even….shit”

“I thought it would at least remotely be related to ‘Breaking Bad.’ DISAPPOINTED,” added another, while farting.

Wow, go to social media then. That should help.

I am sure these guys or gals would agree with you:

The next Group of 20 summit will be held next November in an altogether more forbidding environment: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. It will take place in the modern surroundings of the new King Abdullah Financial District, with 59 towers and a few architectural wonders.

For a taste of the real Saudi Arabia, summiteers need only take a cab south on King Fahd Road. In about half an hour they’ll come to Deera Square, colloquially known as ‘Chop-chop Square’ for its frequent public executions.

“Kinda hard to get your head around this new development, a proud member of the UN was heard to say.”

It is coming to this, part two: “California Teacher Fired for Her Pro Western Civilization Views.”

Teacher Praises Western Civilization, Her School Fires Her

Coming too to a Canadian school near you.

Why is it that everything the left touches is destroyed?

As only a brit could do or say:

Sir Kim, the UK’s Ambassador to the US, said it had become “impossible” for him to carry out his £185,000 a year role after it emerged he dubbed the White House “uniquely dysfunctional” and said Trump “radiates insecurity.

OK, we’ll find someone else.

“You’re fired.”

Hey Kim, is that your real name? Nelson died over 200 years ago. Time to let the Brit BS go, don’t ya think. You are no longer in charge.

Hey Victoria, B.C. Here is a new revenue stream for you to consider:

Blue Jays, Dot…take note!

Found this little obscure headline. I can’t believe it’s news:

” Buy your natural gas like a pro”

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Or get it for free.


Quote of the week:

Cabot Phillips on American exceptionalism: ‘You don’t see people flooding the shores of Norway” or Canada for that matter.

It has come down to this: American hipster. They all look the same don’t they.

Love the man-bun though.

First time ever. A woman came to my door canvassing as a member of the Conservative Party of Canada, hoping to become our representative in the upcoming election. That has never happened to me in my entire voting lifetime. Nobody ever comes to my door…great. I think it is a lost cause though because my riding has voted NDP for the last 60 years…and done nothing for us. “We represent the working man.” the NDP say. A complete scam.

It’s a gas,gas,gas.

Have a great day.