I Love Peaches

I love peaches. So does Nancy Pelosi

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 18: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) talks to reporters during her weekly news conference at the U.S. Capitol Visitors Center September 18, 2020 in Washington, DC. With elections just 45 days away, House Democrats, Senate Republicans and the White House have not announced any progress in negotiations over coronavirus economic relief legislation.

“We’ll impeach that bastard. We’ll impeach him in the morning. We’ll impeach him in the afternoon, we’ll impeach him in the evening. If he gets re-elected, we’ll impeach him. If he tries to nominate a SCOTUS before the election, we’ll impeach him…impeach him…im…im…im…impeach him. Hey, wears my mask anyway? I needs my hair done…somewhere paw lease, get me my facial. How do you like my peach colored hair anyway? Hey, I’m 80 plus years old, “blue” hair doesn’t suit me. I want peach hair please, please…impeach for F^%k sakes. Where’s b…b….b….Biden. With Kamala? Who names themselves Kamala anyway huh? Impeach her. What kind of name is that? Kamala? No Klu…k.k.k.kamal? Kluck off. Impeach. I’m a democrap and you’re not. Impeach….”


Short one today. Whew I am peached!