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Yale prof calls for ‘civil disobedience’ to stop Amy Coney Barrett confirmation;

Media Reports On FBI Reports Of Media Reports;

The term “Sexual preference” is wrong!  Who knew?;

REPORTER: “Gallup reported last week, 56 percent of Americans said that they were better off today than they were four years ago, that would have been under the Obama-Biden Administration. So why should people who feel that they are better off today, under the Trump Administration, vote for you?”
BIDEN: “Well, if they think that, they probably shouldn’t.”. On a related note:

Joe Biden: “I’m Running As A Proud Democrat For The Senate”

Biden leads in the polls by double digits. Biden-Harris joint appearance in Arizona draws no spectators– as in ZERO attendees;

Pope Francis Declares That The Catholic Church Will No Longer Accept Donations Earned Via Capitalism. He later reneges as donations at the offertory dry up;

NY Times Links Fossil Fuels To ‘White Supremacy’. It’s a gas,gas,gas man On a related note:

Pork n Beans linked to white supremacy as it is a gas,gas,gas man. On a related note:

Californians told to tape up their asses with duct tape after eating Pork n Beans to mitigate unwanted gas,gas,gas. On a related note:

PETA tells people to stop using duck (sic) tape to save duck populations;

Trump, on taking his cue from the universality of the Canadian health care system says: “gal darnit anyway, we’re going to take whatever the hell they gave me and distribute it around to hospitals, so that everyone is going to have the same damn thing and receive the same shitty service.”

Woman Not Allowed To Board Flight Due To “Lewd, Obscene And Offensive” Breasts, a representative of ‘Bare Bones’ discount airlines said;

To keep us all off-guard: WHO Backflips, Comes Out Against Lockdowns;

To keep us all on our toes: WHO says masks are ineffective, except when having sex that is;

On another important Canadian note in the midst of this pandemic: “Penis size doesn’t matter;

Who’s who in this pandemic zoo anyway?

On a related note: WHO is up for a Nobel prize to honor their flexible approach in dealing with Covid 19. Mexico’s Corona company takes a shit-fit;

New Jersey:  “Dependency is Democrat Power;”

It’s called a Lockdown dude: “Maryland man gets one year in jail for hosting big parties during COVID-19 lockdown;”

Astronomers solve riddle of ‘impossible’ galaxy made of 99.99% dark matter. It’s in the “hops” one inebriated astronomer was said to remark. Sales of the delicious nectar soar; and

Back to the dark ages: “Mathematical Association of America claiming it is inherently racially biased. Math is a reflection of white supremacy and must be eliminated: 2 + 2 = 5. Sez who? sayz the WHO that’s who.; and

Next? English is a dead language. “Spelling Bees” must be iluminated.


I wish I were but I am not kidding.


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