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A First World Problem

Left is all in a tizzy over this Jeopardy winner’s reaction of having won his third game:

a man wearing a suit and tie

“It’s a racist, white supremacy gesture,” so say the lefties. “Kick him off the show and make him apologize.”

His response?

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Get a life lefty snowflake.

Another First World Problem:

A Christian pastor in the UK was arrested by police after a member of the public reported him for the “homophobic” comment of saying that marriage was between a man and a woman.

What the world is coming to. Unbelievable.

And another:

We are entering a new “Dark Age.”

That is the good-bad news; the really great news is that Shakespeare has been canceled by some woke American teachers because they think his classic works promote ‘misogyny, racism, homophobia, classism, anti-Semitism, and misogynoir’ (is there anything else?). That is a direct quote. All I can say is that, although I am perhaps overly attached to the past, it’s no wonder that so many people love Shakespeare ( from Taki).

Whew, I never could understand that dude.

“Our enlightened age is being replaced by the “Like” age. Like, like it or not you will like, accept like the woke way of like doing things as in the likeness of being like (SJ).”

Hey bro, don’t ya know that like reading, writing and mathematics, like as in 2+2=4, are so like white dude and must like be eradicated dude. Ya bro, we’re all just like real simpletons like don’t ya know that like 2+2=22. It is like really woke to be like a real simpleton. All white dudes and dudesses should be like simpletons just like the rest of us like simpletons…like…like.

Ah yes, someone wrote a book about that as in The Unbearable Likeness of Being A Woke (my apologies to Milan Kundera)

We have entered…..ta da….

The Second Dark Age.

After all we have honored likeness like in when we named a highway in Honolulu the “LikeLike” Highway. Hawaii: The Like State.

Why does diversity only apply to black people or people of colour as in enrollment or attendance. If you have a class of 50 white people and one black person or someone of colour then by definition you have diversity. Differing cultures…like, ya know bro.

Yo dude. I like that.

I am proud to call myself a Christian. I like that.

Have a great weekend.

SJ…Out

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Living On a Thin Line

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Canadian health authorities have determined that a 16 week interval separating vaccine doses is acceptable and innovative. Thus all Canadians vaccinated with the first dose will have to wait four months for the second jab.

Meanwhile, back at the pharmaceutical ranch:

Statement: Pfizer position on dosing intervals of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine

“Pfizer and BioNTech’s Phase 3 study for the COVID-19 vaccine was designed to evaluate the vaccine’s safety and efficacy following a 2-dose schedule, separated by 21 days. The safety and efficacy of the vaccine has not been evaluated on different dosing schedules as the majority of trial participants received the second dose within the window specified in the study design.

Data from the Phase 3 study demonstrated that, although protection from the vaccine appears to begin as early as 12 days after the first dose, two doses of the vaccine are required to provide the maximum protection against the disease, a vaccine efficacy of 95%. There are no data from this study to demonstrate that protection after the first dose is sustained after 21 days.”

But we are smug Canadians so we know better.

Doesn’t it make you angry that the vaccine danger that we are now faced with can be attributed directly to the incompetence and failure of Justin Trudeau and his government lackies?

No?

Well it should Ontarian and Quebekers.

More Canadian Covid bafflegab:

Canada has among the strictish Covid measures in the world:

Canada continues to let flights in from infected countries. Our Covid infection rate per capital has now surpassed the US and other G7 countries;

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Three in five Canadians say they’ve experienced undesired pandemic weight changes.

Pandemic weight changes? Or is that weight changes of pandemic proportions?

That is Canada-speak to say “YOU ARE GETTING FAT” so stop eating.

In Canada we cannot say the Covid virus originated in China as that would be considered racist hate speech – so says an expert on the Spanish Flu. His Asian Flu colleagues nodded in agreement.

Non sensical nonsense:

“What bothers me is the withholding of opiates for cancer patients, especially terminal patients with pain.  Since cancer is the end of the road for roughly half of people (and increasing as other causes of final ends are being better treated), withholding pain control for the terminally ill out of fear of addiction seems deeply wrong to me.”

Its like swabbing the arm with alcohol of a convicted murderer prior to receiving death by lethal injection.

Just sayin

From The Babylon Bee:

We here at The Babylon Bee are marriage experts. Being considerate and helping your wife around the house is key to a healthy marriage– and it doesn’t even have to be hard work! We drew from decades of combined marriage experience to compile a list of easy ways to help your wife out.

1. Rinse a dish and leave it near the sink: Your lady will swoon when she sees how considerate you are! For bonus points, place the dish in the sink so she can easily put it in the dishwasher later.

2. Place excess trash in an organized pile near the trash can until she takes it out:  Little things to make her life easier go such a long way!

3. Avoid the toilet seat debate by peeing in the sink: Lifehack!

4. Never shower so she’ll have fewer towels to fold: Also, if you never wear socks, you’ll never get in trouble for not throwing them in the hamper.

5. Helpfully gather all the dirty clothes and passive-aggressively place them in front of the washer: Whatever you do, DON’T actually put them in the washer. You’ll probably do it wrong.

6. Leave her helpful instructions on sticky notes around the house so she’ll know how to do things properly: You can add little hearts and “XOXOXO” for extra romance.

7. Say helpful phrases like “My mom didn’t do it that way” when she’s cleaning: Wives love to learn new things from their mothers-in-law. What a great way to pass down helpful knowledge!

8. Send her pictures of the messes around the house while she’s away so she can mentally prepare for the tasks ahead of her: This selfless act will help her stay mentally organized. It’s the least you can do.

9. Start the lawnmower for her: Use your big man strength to start the mower so she has more energy to mow the lawn. If you really want to drive her crazy, roll up your sleeves so she sees your big arms while you crank the engine.

10. Pick up your feet while playing Xbox so she can vacuum under them: Invest in your marriage and do it without being asked!

11. Place all the sandwich ingredients together on the counter to cut down on her lunch-making time: For extra helpfulness, leave another sticky note to help her make it correctly.

12. Have many children so they can help around the house: And if you’re a Mormon, you can also take a second wife to help your first wife with the chores!

So true…or this:

We are living on the thin line…by the Kinks.

SJ…Out

Simple Facts

An Environmentalist’s lament:

If things are good in moderation then they must be great in excess;

Billions…soon trillions will be spent on environmentalism with little to show for it;

For every action there is a BLM / Antifa reaction;

If things are worth doing then they are worth overdoing;

Why are pacifists so militant?;

Why are lefties so righteous?;

Life on earth in 2021 is no different than life in 1970;

Improve the planet and destroy the middle class;

Innovate and send jobs to China;

It’s not enough to reduce our emissions to zero. We must eradicate CO2 from the atmosphere;

Population control;

Reduce the earth’s population;

Urban renewal by burning cities down;

CNN: Rioting is just another word for peaceful protests by misunderstood activists;

Crush coal and let them code;

More gadgets to make life easier equates to less happiness, loneliness and anxiety at record levels;

Earth Day? Follow the money. It is all about the money and not the environment;

Earth Day equates to child indoctrination;

Earth Day equates to lost jobs, urban decay and social / psychological disorder;

Environmental activism is an environ – mental disorder;

Build…Back…Better….COMMUNISM;

The Great Reset…COMMUNISM

Communism equates to living in a shit-hole;

Organic equates to eating shit;

Organic communism equates to eating shit while living in a shit-hole;

You will be happy and own nothing…except shit; and

A plant based hamburger is an oxymoron…and it tastes like shit.

 

HAPPY Belated EARTH DAY

 

Do as they say…say what they mean…..

SJ…Out

 

 

 

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Craziness: From Maggies’ Farm

“Agricultural Disaster” – Frost Blast Decimates French Vineyards, May Slash Total Wine Output By Third.

There is still beer man.

US President Joe Biden to ‘propose hiking tax on rich’

A tax on hiking?  

John Kerry Implies Net-Zero Emissions Goal Not Good Enough, Says We Need To ‘Get Carbon Dioxide Out Of The Atmosphere’

Let’s kill two bird brains with one stone. That will surely kill us and the planet John.

Can you believe these guys?

New York City, Which Survives On Fossil Fuels, Sues Fossil Fuels Companies

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Bite the hand that feeds ya.

Why do white people hate Mother Earth? AOC, Sierra Club expose real causes of climate change. Whitey. It’s my fault. Solution? Eradicate white people and the temperature will continue to increase; seas will begin to rise; glaciers will continue to melt; and tornadoes and hurricanes will continue to target trailer parks.

Well we don’t AOC. Unlike you and your ilk we do not believe in false gods or idols like Mother Earth. We believe in only one God, through his son Jesus Christ and by the power of the Holy Spirit. All others are false gods including Gaia.

And only God can control the climate AOC. It is his creation after all. We praise the creator and not the creation.

The epitome of madness:

It’s in her eyes. Imagine…her world? And no religion too!

 

SJ…Out

Climate Modeling

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Federal modelling data suggest lockdowns have slowed COVID-19 spread.

Oh, you mean…just like the climate models, as in Global Warming:

See the source imageCome to Canada they said.

But what does the real world say about this? Huh? Well listen for yourself…if you can. I dare ya.

Modeling, not yodeling idiot-tote-doe.

This is the only modelling that I have any trust in.

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Just say no…to climate change.

Canadian forecasting model:

They haven’t a clue. Supposed to rain today….nope, sunny, as per usual.

But I’ll take some climate change buddy.

Not to be outdone:

1997 Kyoto: Canadian PM Chretien to an aide: “What did those dastardly Americans pledge to do?”

“Erm 7% below 1990 levels.”

“Chretien: OK, we’ll do 10% then.”

Of course nothing was done. Emissions went up considerably.

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Fast forward to 2021: Earth Day Summit, April 22, where the smoke from  420 day is still lingering.

PM Johnson: England pledges 50% reductions from 2005 levels over the next 9 years.

“Oh Yeah,” Biden says. “We pledge 51%.”

“Oh yeah” Trudeau says. “Well Canada pledges 52%. So there. na na na na na.”

The scary thing for us Canadians is that Trudeau means it.

In his closing remarks Biden stated: “Ladies and Gentlemen. Because of your commitment today, the icebergs will start melting, the oceans will begin to rise, glaciers will disappear, hurricanes and tornadoes will continue to target trailer parks  and all of the Earth will be an Eden for the snake.”

BTW, why is Biden wearing a mask in a closed Zoom conference?

Hallelujah

Liberal speak inbound: Canada will have 10$ a day child care in place within 5 years. Just like we promised in 1993….honest.

 

SJ…Out