Gag Me

Another first world problem:

Gwyneth Paltrow broke down and ate bread during the quarantine. Shame. For shame.

Open thread: the pandemic dragged even celebrities down so how were the rest of us mortals meant to hold it together?

Gwyneth Paltrow: she ate … pasta.
These days everyone seems to have an opinion…geesh.
Even after everyone is vaccinated with one dose for an 85% efficacy rate, Toronto cancels everything this summer. Remember when the buzzword was to flatten the curve? These guys have no clue. Of course Covid will still be around but it will not make you really, really sick or kill you. So says the experts. So why the lockdown?
Yet they tell us that the stay at home order now extends to 02 June in order for us to have a normal summer. What? You just cancelled everything. Is it true then that the right hand knows not what the left hand is doing? It would appear so.
Same in BC. They keep dangling the carrot in front of us. Strict measures will remain in place until May 24. We all know that is BS and that the measures will be extended until 01 July, even after all of us have been vaccinated with the first dose.
Yet with everything they, our government, is doing and the cases still remain steady or are rising.
All together now. But, but. We are all in this together.
On the bright side, in spite of all of the deaths expected due to Covid, the murder rate in Toronto is expected to drop considerably with the cancellation of all fun filled activities. Whew! Thank god for that.
Cancel fun? Why not.
You have no rights. So what happens after we all receive the second dose? Hmmm? Flatten the curve again?…Geesh.
Time to move to Texas or Florida, or South Dakota.


Why did I get vaccinated if I will still have to wear a mask indoors and outdoors? What is going on here? Do they even know what they are saying anymore? Scare the beejeezus out of us. We’re all going to die. Yes we are. That is life.
New age logic:
” If you Hamas attack me I will defend myself. Unless you are Israel of course. Then it is a crime against humanity.”
I will no longer vote. Why? I do not want to be culpable in any way shape of form to  a government of any stripe that is intent on destroying our country.
You know, I hate to say this but I pine for the good ole Climate Change “the world is going to end” days. I miss Greta.
One of Paul McCartney’s sugar induced spewed vomit of a song:
I used to like the Beatles.  Not any more.
Time for a break.
Cynicism rules the world man.

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