Doctor: “I am happy to tell you that you do not have Covid 19.”
Patient: “Whew, thank god for that.”
Doctor: “But you do have stage 4 lung cancer.”
Patient: “Yeah, but no Covid Doctor. You had me worried there for a minute.”
Canada is now the worst country in the world for lockdowns. And the rates of Covid continue to climb. Flatten the curve with more lockdowns. Keep on doing the same thing and expect a different result.
Why I would never recommend university to anyone:
Penn State Nixes Labels Such As ‘Freshman,’ ‘Junior,’ ‘Senior,’ and other words Citing Lack Of Gender Inclusivity.
“I feel the need to continue wearing my mask outside even though I’m fully vaccinated because the inconvenience of having to wear a mask is more than worth it to have people not think I’m a conservative.”
Gee, I did not know that masks were partisan.
The vaccination must be good if the government is forcing you to take it. 50% of US CDC employees and 40% of US Marines refuse to take the vaccine.
CNN ratings fall like a stone. Boy do they ever miss Trump.
Covid sanity. In the US:
“I will not frequent any restaurant, grocery store or other establishment that requires masks if there is a competitor within a one hour drive that does not do so. I am sure most others feel the same way. Let us leave the mask horror behind, as rapidly as possible. Let’s throw our masks into the fire and forget we ever wore them.”
Oh but we Canadians are so smug, and superior, don’t ya know. This from a well known Canadian journalist (if there ever was one in Canada):
“Unlike the United States,” he wrote last March, “Canadians are lining up obediently to follow the instructions of their “calm, competent and professional” leaders. “Canadians accept big government, which is how we built the social welfare state. Two-thirds of us voted for progressives last year. We defer to authority.”
Yes we do:
Our calm, professional, and competent Canadian leadership:
And that is why Virginia, as other countries are opening up, Canada has the worst lockdown record in the entire world and remains so. Because we know better. We are so much better and of superior intellect than those dastardly Americans – don’t ya know.
Now where is my six pack of Molson’s and remote control Virginia. Hockey night in Canada is about to come on. Pass the Doritos.