This is interesting:
As compared to our arch enemy, those dastardly Americans.
I think Canada got the short end of the stick. When God was handing out land Canadians were caught with their pants down in the outhouse.
Most of the US has arable habitable land whereas most of Canada is comprised of the rock of the granite Canadian shield. Good for harvesting granite kitchen countertops but not much else. Canada may be pretty but you cannot grow tomatoes or potatoes. You can freeze your buns off for most of the year. The rest of the time is required for blood transfusions due to the propensity of smidgens, mosquitoes, horse flies and deer flies whose main aim in life is to take a hardy chunk out of a Canadian’s hide.