The Turd’s latest apology to the Inuits – and none coming to ordinary Canadians – got me to thinking:
I am a Canadian………………….Sorry
Canadian lawyers send an official letter to the Pope asking him for an official apology for the Canadian Residential Schools. Never mind that there are also Anglican, Presbyterian and other denominational schools….oops sorry. That they were also in the United States and other Commonwealth countries and that not all residential schools were bad….oops sorry!
Residential schools? The gift that keeps on giving to Canada’s First Nations, which is an oxymoronic thing to say in itself…sorry. Indigenous peoples were immigrants like the rest of us…sorry. They just got off the boat, or land bridge, a lot earlier than us Franco’s and Anglo’s….oops sorry, can’t say that.
If I was the Pope, and sorry, I’m not, I would tell these lawyers to go to hell…oops sorry. Can’t say that. Hell doesn’t exist anymore according to the Pope. Okay then, go to purgatory. Yup, that should do it..oops…sorry about that.
And the Pope’s response?
“I just have two words to say to Canada. Unfortunately I cannot say in them public!” Sorry! “This is Latin sign language meaning F%$K Off.”
On behalf of all Canadians, I just want to say sorry to:
- Japanese Canadians;
- Chinese Canadians;
- Jewish Canadians…is there such a thing?;
- Italian Canadians;
- Greek Canadians;
- French Canadians;
- German Canadians;
- All Canadians from Europe, Middle East, Mongolia, Southeast Asia;
- American Canadians although I don’t know why they would want to be;
- Aussie Canadians;
- New Zealand Canadians
- Antarctic Adele Penguin Canadians;
- Skuas and screw yas Canadians;
- Polar Bear Canadians;
- Seal Canadians
- Shit Hawk Canadians;
- Scandinavian Canadians;
- African Canadians;
- Indian Canadians;
- Oceana Canadians;
- St Helena Canadians;
- Elba Canadians;
- Russia Canadians; and
- Anyone left out Canadians?
And all other hyphenated and decaffeinated Canadians out there. Why can’t we all just be……….CANADIANS!…..Ooops sorry, identity politics rules the Canadian roost..er…oops sorry to PETA….well, not really sorry!
We are Canadians and we’re sorry that we screwed you all. Just lodge a complaint with our Dear Leader Justin Trudeau and he will issue you an apology, with tears to boot (he is an ex drama teacher after all) and, if you are really, really lucky, he’ll give you all a hockey sock full of money.
Oh and sorry to the Montreal Canadians for sucking as a hockey team. And the Leafs.
And the next time you wage a major war in Europe, don’t call us to come and help bail you out………………….Sorry!
Song of the day:
Have a great Navy day