Mumbo Jumbo

Any male or female accused of and convicted of sexual assault should be drawn and quartered….but there are limits:

Consider this from an earlier post:

Interesting read about Patrick Brown, the Ontario Conservative Party Leader, who resigned amid allegations of sexual misconduct. Appears he did something bad a number of years ago when he was single and available.

Allegationists have come out now with their allegations. Why now? Why not a year ago? 10 years ago? In this new caustic environment it’s okay to destroy someone – normally a male – without a shred of evidence. Why? Because it was a female complainant. No other reason. It must be true. I’m waiting for the first male to spout off a sexual allegation against a female. See where that takes ya. And bully to our Prime Minister who supports the sexual vigilantism in all of its nastiness. Of course he is a feminist isn’t he? But his actions against that reporter at that  music festival went unheeded. No story here. Move related by the liberal media in this country. Could it be that he, Trudeau, is untouchable because he is a progressive, a liberal? And Brown is one of those nasty, nasty conservatives? Hmmm? Hmmm? And Trudeau has nice hair.

My two words of advice to all the males out there:

Beware of Cougars (oops, sorry that’s three)

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A “Cougar” is defined as an older woman attracted to younger men. On the prowl sort of.

Whereas an Alligator (my definition):

Is any woman out there ready to devour or destroy the reputation, livelihood and well being of any male it has her sights on – without due course, due diligence, due evidence, or due process. Just due allegations! It’s just a “let’s dues this” and eat him up for breakfast. We’re due they, the radical feminists, were due to say. Let’s go after that due’d and eat him up.
See how the Alligator laughs in this photo. Yes…she knows!

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Men are screwed.

But beware all of you radical feminists out there. Chivalry is dead now. You have just put the last nail into the “gentlemanly coffin.” I mean I’m an old fart, a grumpy, grampy old man, well past his best before date but if I was younger I would definitely do things differently in today’s toxic atmosphere. No more holding the door open, paying for dinner, compliments, drinks or whatever. I would belch, fart, grunt, swear, pick my nose, and scratch my ass – wiggle me nuts – tell dirty jokes, well perhaps not, and – y’know all of those things that define a male – in front of you. And, I would think twice about working with a woman because you just never know. It could be next week, next month, a year from now, maybe 10 years from now, as is Brown’s case, and wham – a sexual innuendo allegation from an “Alligator” comes your way. No defence, no evidence, just hearsay and buddy you are screwed. Nuff said.

On the “Trudeau Strong and Free” front

Another one of Trudeau’s mandate tracking letters:

“The Government of Canada has reached agreements with all provinces and territories on collective priorities and 10-year funding to strengthen health care. In August 2017, federal, provincial and territorial (W – T – F) governments reached agreement on a Common Statement of Principles on Shared Health Priorities, which outlines key priorities for federal investments to improve access to mental health and addictions services, as well as home and community care and a joint commitment to advance health innovation and prescription drugs.”

What does all this mean? No idea! Transparency again. It is so transparent that we can all see through it. All I know is that this mandate has been actioned as “completed.” Well, the home support care my wife received before she passed was awful, and my son had to wait 10 months for essential varicose vein surgery on one leg while being told there would be an equally long wait for surgery on his other leg. The Doctors from Lego were not amused. They just nodded their legs…er heads in agreement. Yes, completed my ass…no leg you idiot!

Other stuff:

Poor Melania Trump. Doesn’t matter what she does or says she is vilified by those people who are just so damn tolerant and compassionate – don’t you know. Like these two:

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Hypocrisy knows no bounds. Three cheers for the Holly’s Woody in the Morning Crowd………………………………Geeesh!

Oprah for President? Are you kidding me? Okay, all you radical feminists out there. Where’s the outcry here? And don’t say Oprah didn’t know. You wouldn’t give the same courtesy to Melania Trump.


Dedicated to all of those beautiful woman out there. All women are beautiful. Another song that pulls you in and gets you up and on your feet: Mumbo Jumbo…yes…er Mambo #5 If there were more dance tunes like this out there, there would be world peace!


Bob Einstein, also known as Super Dave Osborne has died. He was 76. Remember this comedian for his dead pan delivery. Loved watching him on the Super Dave Osborne show back in the 70s and 80s:

Keep dancing and have a great Navy day.



15 things that irk Costco Employees. I can only think of one….Us!

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Stormy Daniels? What can one say? I think that it would probably be best to stay away from someone with a name like that.  Not in the same league as Pussy Galore though- from Goldfinger fame. That was a name one could get their head around.  Yet, all I ever have to do is look at where these articles originate from: CNN, NYT or WaPo? Then it is probably BS. Here in Canada that would equate to the CBC. Interesting that this comes from an alleged affair that occurred maybe 12 years ago. Just another one of these:

Image result for pics of alligatorsI’m going to eat you up baby.

12 years ago. And like she kept the dress! Are you kidding me? And she didn’t wash it. Wanted to keep the evidence…just in case. Prior to this interview CNN had to employ hazmat people to handle the evidence….Yuck. And the public eats this shyte up!…..Geesh.

I know a guy, retired like me, who has CNN on all day long. Are you kidding me? He believes everything he hears or sees on this station. Unfortunately he is on anti depressants right now. Poor guy.

Enough of that crap.

I had a thought today. Not original as someone else mentioned this to me. Why should the government be into health care? If the private sector took this over think of all the money the government would save. No more deficits or debt. After all we are now paying through the nose for our public universal health care. I now pay close to 300 bucks a months for the privilege of very long wait times. If it was a pay as you go system I think many of the abusers would stop abusing the system. I also know a guy who runs to the local clinic whenever he has the runs! Deep sex (sic) the system. Gee I can’t seem to rid myself of this Stormy Daniels story.

Slide 1 of 28: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and wife Ri Sol Ju, and Chinese President Xi Jinping and wife Peng Liyuan pose for a photo in Beijing. KCNA/via ReutersC’mon, smile Kim. Chinese food ain’t that bad. Hey is that your wife beside you or your sister!

Or perhaps Kim is on the Keto Diet – the latest diet fad. It takes you from this:

See the source imageBrad Pitt’s twin brother!

To this:

See the source imageKills two birds with one stone this Keto diet. Transgenders are all in a tizzy over this one.

This made my day. The difference between butter and margarine.

Butter comes from this:

Image result for pics of dairy cowsNatural, wholesome. Flatulence be damned.

While margarine is an oil with emulsifiers and comes from this:

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I’ll never eat butter again.  You learn something every day from this blog.

Just like this – a drop of water under a microscope:

See the source imageI’ll never drink water again.

This just in from the unintended consequences file: first responders answer the call of duty coming to the aid of a multiple Tesla EV car crash. Unfortunately they were all electrocuted!

Another unintended consequence: When government gets involved we go from this:

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while just down the street we go from this:

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Finally I have to give my head a shake. At the Kinder Morgan Pipeline protests the Antifa activists call the RCMP pigs:

All the while living in Shangri-La themselves. So, who are the real pigs here?

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Have a terrific Thursday.



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