Tag: Oxymoron

The Crazy Budget

It is coming to a restaurant near you:

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Can’t wait!

France: Six Five Guys restaurants switch to halal beef and stop selling alcohol.

Would you like fries with that?

And

EXCLUSIVE: Canadian military base in New Brunswick serves only Halal chicken. 4 days ago – Soldiers at a Canadian Armed Forces base in New Brunswick are now only being served Halal-certified chicken, according to a National Defence spokesperson.
I wonder what the Colonel says about that?

Two Malaysian women sit next to Colonel Sanders, the famous icon of Kentucky Fried Chicken , on a bench at a KFC outlet in Kuala Lumpur 18 July 2001....

Well it is finger licking good…SIR!

Socialist or Communist Mamdani elected mayor of New York.

“This movement and electoral victory was made possible by Yemeni bodega owners, Mexica Abuelas, Senegalese taxi drivers, Uzbek nurses, Trinidadian line cooks, and Ethiopian aunties.”
“I want to also thank my momma for her inspiration and teachings- when I could see her of course.”
woman in full burqa, cairo - burqa stock pictures, royalty-free photos & images“That is ok dear.”
And my patriarch and mentors” Mamdani was heard to say.”
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“Congrats Zohan.”

And my council or politico bureau of like minded people of New York.

Vladimir Lenin Wall Art featuring the photograph World Communist Leaders At Lenins Grave by Bettmann

Now…Let’s partay like its 1917:

New Yorkers have drunk the Kool-Aid.

On another note.

A shot taken in Rideau Hall in Ottawa of Mark Carney shaking hands with François-Philippe Champagne

Squeaky is on the left. Snidely Whiplash, Canada’s Prime Mortician is on the right…in blue.

“Love your suit Snidely. What colour is that?”

“Charcoal Squeaky. At Morticians R Us you can get any colour you want as long as it’s black.”

“Why that nickname? Squeaky?

I am Canada’s finance minister and you’re not!
“From Squeaky, Prime Mortician Carney’s oxymoronic finance Minister.
“It is a generational budget Mr. Speaker.”
“Yes Squeaky and Snidely, the younger generation of Canadians is screwed.
“Yeah but Mr. Speaker, Canada has the best debt to GDP ratio.”
“Perhaps but it is still debt Squeaky. And if all your friends decided to jump off a cliff, would you follow suit Squeaky? Didn’t your mother tell you anything?
“Yes, she did Mr. Speaker. She told me to buy all my suits at Debts R Us
“Best debt to GDP ration? That gives you the right to jump off the cliff first Squeaky.”
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The G7. That is Canada going off the financial cliff…first!

“And Mr. Speaker. This budget will ensure that we spend less and invest more.”

Say what? What an oxymoron!

And where have I heard that before:

We had a similar slogan in the military whenever the government cut our military budget by billions of dollars and our domestic and international commitments grew:

“Well, we’ll just have to do more with less won’t we?

Standby for more Liberal Obfuscation…incoming.

Toronto synagogue says it has been vandalized for 10th time, this year.
And yet…

Mayor of Toronto Olivia Chow attends the first day of Steven Meserve Presents: Toronto Catstravaganza at Exhibition Place on March 01, 2025 in...

Mayor of Toronto Olivia Chow accuses Israel of “genocide” in Gaza. Yeah peace baby but not for the Israelis.

Liberal Tree Scheme…Cut… After $268M. There will be a boom on the sale of Christmas trees this season.

Cabinet yesterday confirmed it will end its failed Two Billion Trees Program after six years, $267.7 million (down the Liberal drain) and the work of 50 federal employees. Then-Enviro-mental Minister Catherine (Barbie) McKenna announced the plan in 2019 as a “huge ass…et.”

Liberals math: The industrial carbon tax will increase from $80 per tonne this year to $170 by 2030, with further increases planned through 2050.

But, no new taxes. Read my lips: No New Taxes.

More Liberal obfuscation. They are experts at it.

Shakey jay is out of here. Have a nice day and balance your budget

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