Crazy Canadian Stuff

I cannot make this stuff up. Coming from our Canadian elites (Italics are mine):

Pass the pasta:

Taxpayers (code for Liberal government) give $1.7 million to pasta company creating ten jobs;

But then:

Government to impose fines and taxes on wood fired pizza and bagel shops;

It is climate change don’t ya know:

Turns out that last years wildfire in Nova Scotia, which was the largest in their history, was started by some delusional human – probably a disgruntled Liberal; firing up his wood burning pizza oven.

And his climate cohort started 14 wildfires in Quebec – who was heard to say – we can’t have those dastardly Anglos out do us now can we? Het Gabriella, get that wood burning bagel oven going will you? I gots work to do, tabernac.

And one individual may have started 56 wildfires across Alberta; I don’t need no wood burning oven to do this, and:

All the wildfires last year on Vancouver Island were started by humans or nature.

But…but…but oh damn… lets go after Israel to support HAMAS. Climate change is so yesterday. You bet your Ahss we will. Oh and U of T pro HMAS protesters want free tuition as part of their demands. I always knew it all comes down to money.

Speaking of things that rhyme…NOT!

The Trudeau government sent at least 193 people to the COP28 summit to stay in lavish hotels from Nov. 20 to Dec. 12 last year in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.  Canada spent over 3 millions dollars (your money) on that junket with 1.3 million spent to set up a Canada pavilion with a Canadian rapper in its employ. He just happened to be a Liberal MP’s son.

I turned it off after listening to it for about a minute.

“Climate disinformation, get that immunization, the vaccine for bad meme infiltration,” said Canadian rapper Baba Brinkman in his opening verse. “Climate misinformation, it leads to polarization, which leads to radical conspiracy ideation,” he continued before giving Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault a shoutout.

“Y-oh man. Dig it, then swig it…you climate bigot.”

The Trudeau government is the biggest harbinger of mis and disinformation in Canada…and a bad rap to boot.

Ideation? Is that a real word.  How embarrassing but then this is Canada.

Follow da money. Good money if you can…git it bigot!

Only in Canada you say…hey!…Shity…? No, its a pity of a dity…Canadian bro.

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No Trudough, this is a rap:

Common Sense…Not

The #1 reason many people have lost any semblance of common sense is because the media has brainwashed them.

Quick example:

Florida New York
Population 21,477,737 19,453,561
Deaths 22,090 38,510
Deaths per 1M people 1,029 1,980

So New York state has almost twice the Covid deaths per capita than Florida yet Andrew Cuomo (New York) is praised by the media as a benevolent visionary and Ron DeSantis (Florida) is portrayed as a heartless villain.

It’s not working folks:

Scotland is the latest to weigh in on another total lockdown in order to – flatten the curve and to take the strain off of the National Health Services. Shops are closed and everyone is told to stay home.

Where have we heard that before. On another note the sale of haggis takes a shellacking. Sheep everywhere in Scotland are taking a breather.

On another, nother note: Sheep races across Scotland have been cancelled:

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The problem is that our leadership do not know what to do……….anymore. They think we are all sheeple. Maybe we are.

Perhaps their music sucks:

“Wokeness continues to seep into the music industry, as three nominees for the Grammy Awards decline to accept the nomination for 2021 Best Children’s Album because all five nominees in the category are white.

Perhaps non whites don’t like children’s music but would prefer “Gangsta Rap” instead.

Snoop Dog and Coolio couldn’t be found for comment.


Speaking of music Gerry of Gerry and the Pacemakers has died. They had a wonderful string of hits and were in direct competition with the Beatles in the early 60s. Their most famous song being:

RIP Gerry. I know I am getting old as many of the icons of my youth are dying.

The US’ new Vice President select………….

Taking her cue from Obama, Kamala (Harris) Tells Tall Tale of How She Fell Out of a Stroller During Civil Rights March, Then Told Her Mom All She Wanted Was “Fweedom” – aahh…nice…but… her tale and uplifting story was lifted from 1965 Playboy Interview with MLK – Martin Luther King.

Whatever happened to our moral compass folks.

It would appear more and more of our leaders went away to warmer climes for the Christmas break. Here in Canada, I can’t say that I blame them:

We’re just jealous, that’s all.

Only in America do they elect a President who won more votes than any other Presidential candidate in their history and who did absolutely no campaigning whatsoever, letting the media do it all for him. Having a dishonest plagiarist in the Vice and a wife who demands to be called Doctor because of a Phd thesis in education that was fraught with spelling and grammatical errors and was taken out of a “cracker jacks” box.

Have a nice term America. You get what you deserve.

But hey, we’re all about inclusion…fraudulently speaking of course. And diversity as well as many of our fraudulent committee members were non white. “How else do ya think we could get into the black community.”

This should be a fun presidency to watch.

What Joe meant to say was………….

And the latest non white Grammy nomination in the Children’s Music Category is:

A sure winner.

And the frontrunner in the Grammy’s religious music category is:

Have a nice Tuesday.