Crazy

And we’re not in trouble? Why?

  • Austin Hires Thief For Library. City is shocked that he keeps stealing and that he cannot read;
  • Cashier at Business Being Pillaged By Black Lives Matter Rioters Hands Out Plastic Bags to Help Mob Carry Their Looted Goods. In Canada cashier and store is heavily fined for the use of “single use plastic;”
  • Elementary School Kids Taught That “Objectivity” and “Perfectionism” Are Racist Traits of “White Supremacy;” High school attendance and admittance plunges;
  • Climate Change Is Super Important To Liberal Voters (who refuse to change their own lives). As long as it is someone else’s climate and not theirs.
  • “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” deemed racist…banned;
  • Snow is banned. A symbol of white supremacy. Hey, we can change the climate…right?; Citizens of Saskatchewan celebrate;
  • France changes Mont Blanc name to Mont Les Vies Noires Comptent. Dire ce que? (say what?)

More Liberal-speak. This time from the UN:

The United Nations’ Women Project has released a statement in supporting Kamala Harris after a number of outlets accused Mike Pence of interrupting her during the debate.

On Friday afternoon, the UN Woman’s twitter account posted, “Let’s interrupt the gender bias instead of the women who are speaking. We can all help stop the cycle of manterruption by recognizing it, calling it out, and stopping an interrupter in his (or her) tracks.”

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Obviously these people have not heard Elizabeth May debate.

Meanwhile, in all of the nation’s college English department’s reaction to all of this:

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INVASION: Antifa occupies Red Deer, Alberta for “anti-racism” rally.

Should be a riot.

Meanwhile. Your NDP at working the crowd.

Janis Irwin, an NDP MLA who represents Edmonton-Highlands-Norwood was partying with the extremists on the streets, and refused to answer any questions about her mandate to have Extinction Rebellion material be taught to Albertan kids at school.


Madness: 17 year old Greta the Great endorses Biden. Urges all US citizens to vote for Biden.

Because of that remark she will win the peace prize.


This just in: Don’t defend Columbus, celebrate him. After all he did introduce spaghetti to the North American Indigenous folk in 1492.

See the source imageUnfortunately, like the wheel, forks had yet to be invented by the indigenous people, and would not be introduced to them until the 21st Century.


From the law of unintended consequences comes this bit of progressive tom foolery:

To avoid being contaminated with Covid 19, San Francisco city officials dole out free drugs to the city’s drug addicts. Little did they realize that the drugs were laced with fentanyl, that other Chinese contribution to the human race that has become a gift that keeps on giving. Deaths due to drug overdoses skyrocket.


Ah, the US West Coast. Land of progressive thought:

Portland’s new mayor: on the left (of course she is).

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In her own words:

“Reducing the budget of the PPB (Portland Police) doesn’t mean there’s nobody there when you call for help. It means more funds available for the alternative types of assistance you may need. We have enough money to help everyone feel safe, and that money should be invested in better housing, transportation, education, health care, and social services that lead to real public safety.”

Public housing in Portland:

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So when Marxists start burning your house down in the name of Black Lives Matter, or ANTIFA, you can call social services, and they will send around a social worker in a couple of weeks to chastise you for your racism.

Only in America.


What it means to wear a mask in Chicago:

See the source imageThe new normal.

Small bills please.


It is a jungle out there.

 

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Just a Regular Guy

Hey, this headline from Toronto’s Sunnybrook Hospital caught my eye:

“Take a ‘Movement Break’ For Better Health.”

Of course my juvenile sense of humour kicked in almost immediately until I read the article to find out that they were referring to exercise as in…walking. Get off your butt and move regularly for better health.

Perhaps, but a strong movement break is exercise enough and one of life’s simple pleasures. Because when you gotta go you gotta go. Everything else is irrelevant. Just ask Einstein about his “Theory of Irrelativity.” Space and the time is all you need if you are constipated. And let’s not even talk about that. That is hard core exercise to be sure.


Enough of that. It’s Friday so let us see what kind of useless fluff is making the news today:

Meghan Markle’s new car is awesome:

See the source imageThe new Tesla.

Meghan’s new hairstyle is one we didn’t see coming. And this is news why??

She copied it from her role model. The Obama Bun!

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Or maybe this guy:

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New Paleo Soup is hearty and promises to keep you warm all night.

Slide 1 of 14: When you're sticking to a paleo diet, you need some go-to soups to help you meal prep like a pro. With these delicious and hearty soups like chili, cauli soup, and pizza-inspired soup, you'll hardly feel like you're dieting at all. For more paleo ideas, check out these paleo lunch ideas.Problem is you wake up looking like a paleotologist. Or maybe one of these guys:

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Come to Chicago they said. The view of Lake Michigan is to die for:


Love this. What was that old Nazi saying? If you propagate the lie long enough it becomes the truth:

  • Gov. Andrew Cuomo told reporters that New York did not have hurricanes in the past.
  • Cuomo also said Buffalo did not get 7 feet of snow, saying such events were part of a “new reality.”
  • However, Cuomo is absolutely incorrect on both those counts.

Notwithstanding:

New York has experienced dozens of hurricanes in the past 200 years, and there are even records of major storm strikes before 1800.

While this winter has been snowy in Buffalo, that’s nothing new. The city has broken multiple daily snowfall records this season and is within 6 inches of breaking the snowfall record for January — that honor is currently held by January 1977 with 68.3 inches.

But Canadians being so smug…the smuggest nation on the planet…that no matter what the science and weather is telling them…it cannot be true as it doesn’t fit the narrative so we welcome the new Carbon Tax. Tax, tax and more tax for we are the most taxing people on earth, don’t you know?

And this from the “Don’t You Know” file:

Most people think that Hurricane Katrina was the worst disaster to have occurred in the US and is further proof that Climate Change is real.

Well, they would be wrong. The Galveston Hurricane of 1900 was the worst natural disaster to have befallen the US…E.V.A.H. Check it out.


From the ratest Japanese Canadian Newspaper comes this bit of news:

“Tludeau wants to implument a guarlanteed wage for aurr Canadians.” I am sure that this will be an erection (sic) prank in his next campaign.” says a plominent Japanese leploter

They tlied this in Finland and it was a complete failure. Why? The Finlish government could not flind anyone to lun the ploglamme.


When I can’t go I think of this song:

Have a great weekend.

Read ya Monday.

 

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They Said, They Said

Come to Canada, they said.

Come to Niagara Falls they said. You’ll have a great time they said. Bring your skates they said!

Come to Canada they said. You will love it they said. A winter wonderland they said.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I said.

Polar Vortex? Get used to it they said. It’s the new normal they said. Oh you mean like winter in Canada I said.

Polar Vortex? Oh you mean “Baby its Cold Outside”

Polar Vortex? A new age fancy dancy expression meaning you’ll freeze your bollocks off.

Hey it’s winter in Canada people.

Some scenes here:

See the source image A Canadian winter smile                          What’s a polar vortex? Global what????????????????????????

Montreal! Hallelujah!

Zombie snowmen!

Come to Canada they said.

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And here in Mill Bay, BC, Canada:

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Hey, but we don’t have to shovel it.

Baby its damn cold outside. East of here that is. East of Mill Bay.

 

Have a great Navy day.  Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

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Our Sultans of Swing

Thanks for all your thoughts and cards. Appreciated it. The boys and I are doing alright.

 

Hard to get into it today. Buddy of mine sent me this. Thought it was great:

The difference between complete and finished. Is that like the difference between who and whom? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by,
supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.

When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!

Of course I wouldn’t know about that at all!

 

World leaders are meeting in Davos Switzerland this week to discuss many neat things…like the environment. Oxymoronic don’t you think when Al Gore et al predicted the end of blow…er snow… as a result of global warming…er climate change? Must have been a tad embarrassing arriving at Davos to see this:

“I’m sure he (Gore) said the end of blow…the representatives from Mexico and Columbia snorted. That is racist I tell you, bloody racist.”

Meanwhile

Natural disasters caused more than $300 billion in damage in 2017 and environmental dangers dominate the top risks in the Global Risks Report. Climate change will increase the risks.

No, building homes on flood plains will. Development within arid dry brush areas will. Poor forestry practices will, neglect of critical infrastructure will. Building homes in isolated areas will. 90% of forest fires are caused by humans either deliberately or indirectly….will….So there William!

Participants include: Al Gore, former U.S. Vice-President (of what?); Peter O’Neill, Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea (Who?); Philipp M. Hildebrand, Vice-Chairman, BlackRock (Who?); Hailemariam Desalegn, Prime Minister of Ethiopia (Who?); Hindou Oumarou Ibrahim, Coordinator, Association for Indigenous Women and Peoples of Chad (of Whom?) … all of whom…er who…no whom… are signatories for the implementation of the UN’s climate Change fraud…er fund. Trudeau nodded in agreement. “Hey I’ll raise you $2.5B for that fund.”  “Canadians are so gullible” he whispered into an open mic.

“Yeah, but it’s Canadian dollars you know Justine….” they all laughed when they realized that important fact.

Yeah that’ll do it Al. A who’s who in the climate change world.

 

Will Trump crash this party?

Probably. Expect “America First,” a broadside against unfair trade practices, tough talk toward enemies and a fair bit of bragging when U.S. President Donald Trump speaks at the World Economic Forum (WTF?) next week, according to a range of policy commentators.

You know, standing up for what is right about one’s own country. Just like Germany, France and the Swiss do. America first?

“No bloody way Mutti Merkel touts.  It’s isolationist, racist I tell you. How dare you look out for your constituents. Zat iz not the European vay”

Interesting that Switzerland has been ranked as the best country in the world in which to live…two years running. “Oh, are they part of the EU financial and cultural basket case? No? No?  Can there be a correlation here? Mutti was asked.

“No, no, no ….just move vight along.” she responded.

Meanwhile Trudeau, not to be outdone by Trump, assured the audience at Davos that while Trump acts like the big bad bully he is Canada remains steadfast as a beacon of light and hope in an ever increasing dangerous world. Just look at me folks:

See, even these people agree. Are they laughing at Trump or Trudeau’s new sweater:

Image result for pics of Trudeau's sweatersToo much craziness out there.

Hey I see Canada is now ranked #2 of the best countries in the world in which to live. Switzerland is #1. Nutella beat out Maple Syrup for the second year in a row………..sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

This just in:  A dozen beasts have been disqualified from this year’s Saudi “camel beauty contest” because their handlers used Botox to make them more handsome….I kid you not!

Saudi Arabia bans botox from camel beauty pageant

This latest scandal coming in on the heels of the 2017 Muslim Beauty pageant.

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During the Burka swimsuit competition the judges were heard to remark. “This was truly a huge challenge as no clear winner emerged.”

Hump day in Saudi Arabia takes on a whole new meaning.

Today’s “Oxymoronic Award” goes to:

At Davos, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi called for greater international cooperation on issues such as climate change and cited the rise of protectionism as a threat facing the world, presenting a vision at odds with U.S. President Donald Trump’s “America First” approach.

Why do we even listen to these guys anymore?

Oh and the latest Darwin award goes to our new generation of kids:

“YouTube and Facebook are trying to stop the spread of the Tide Pod Challenge, a bizarre and dangerous online craze where teenagers eat laundry detergent packets on camera.”

Heard in passing:

“Gawd, when I was a kid we were so poor that I had to eat my tide right out of the box.”

“Oh yeah? Not me. We were soooo poor when I was a kid that my mom washed my mouth out with a used bar of soap each and every day! So there……….!”

Tune of the day:

I don’t know. Is a Sultan a Muslim elder or a Burka swimsuit competition judge, or what? I just don’t know but this song rocks.

 

Have a wonderful Wednesday.

 

 

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Snow Blower Man

Apologize, family emergency. This post is a repeat from last September:

 

Hypocrisy of the media:

Athlete’s who take a knee or kneel down during the anthem should be in church, not on the field, or ice or whatever,praying hard that they will not lose their jobs. Meanwhile Tim Tebow takes a knee, called “tebowing,” in his celebration of a higher power prior to a game and he gets crucified by the press!

“I feel so oppressed” one athlete of colour was heard to say.  I was expecting $50 million this season but they only gave me $40 million. “Racist, it’s bloody racist I tell you,” as he was munching away on his Doritos, that dastardly symbol of white oppression.

Penguins hailed during visit to  the White House after winning the Stanley Cup in 2009 and 2016. Penguins vilified for daring to visit the White House after 2017 win.

Obama……………………………………………….a saint
Hillary……………………………………………….an angel
Trump……………………………………………… the devil incarnate.

You watch. Obama will be made a saint just a few years after his death.

And then there is this:

The “World Language Body” a UN body located in Medellin Columbia wants to change the word “snow” to something else. “Snow is just sooooo White Privilege. I mean look at it. So, we are going to change it to “blow.” “That’s more in line with the world’s shared values” another WLB official snorted.  “Besides saying – it is really blowing outside – kills two descriptive statements into one. We think that is so neet (sic).”

Speaking of Blow:

“China Deals Major Blow to North Korea…”

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“We’ll be giving them at least 1 million kilos a year” a Chinese official was heard to say. “That’s major blow in my books. Oh, you were thinking of UN sanctions were you? Rats a good one” he responded. RoR!

Bird in the hand so to speak!

Image result for pics of trudeau and trump“Forgive me Donald, but I don’t know where that hand’s been.

Hugh Hefner’s Playboy mansion a ‘surreal’ experience for Canadian who stayed six months. “Yeah, I was on my back the whole time I was there” she said. “Wow! Sir is that for real.” when she had a peaky boo!

Every week something new from the left…to protest or get their undies all in a knot. First there was Pride, then BLM, then SJWs, then Black Olives Matter, then Green organic pizza, then Donald’s Trump, then Antifa, then statues, then pigeons defecating on their statues, then everything white, then kneeling down outside of church, then Athlete oppressions due to their high salaries. What is next? That you can no longer say “Trump” during Bridge and Euchre games? Can’t say spades either? And saying “Spades are Trump” will definitely get the clubs on you?

Oh yeah. This latest nugget from the lefty’s world of hate and intolerance: people who are right handed should be shunned and berated for their white privilege and their racist behaviour.

Hillary Clinton visits Toronto and delivers a speech at the Enercare Centre while on book tour for "What Happened."

Now you know we’re in trouble as a country. Toronto goes into rapture mode during Hillary Clinton visit. Unbelievable. Her husband receives similar treatment whenever he visits. You know Trump has the “Art of the Deal” to fall back on while the other has the “Art of the Dough” to contend with. What would you rather deal with?

Oh, so that’s why all these guys are on their knees. They pine for the good ole daze.

And what does Trudeau have? The “Art of the Screw” as he moves to screw Canadians more and more each and every day. Then again, we Canadians being so smug are smug in the knowledge that we are the most screwed nation on earth…. and loving it…………………..Geesh!

This just in from the Canadian Press: “OJ to get steak and an iPhone after release….wow. And this is news?…..Why?

Love this one. Just shows what happens when one has shit for brains. Cartoon is from Theo and Maggie’s Farm. Great blog there by the way.

Fourth Gravitational Pull detected:

Astronomers say they have detected another set of gravitational waves — ripples in the fabric of space and time traveling throughout the Universe. It’s the fourth time this phenomenon has been measured by the scientists at LEGO, er sorry LIGO, or the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory. The same group made history by detecting the first wave signals early last year. While such detections seem to be routine now, this latest discovery is unique since it was also picked up by a separate non-LIGO observatory.

“I was blown away,” one Astronomer was heard to say.

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