Things I don’t Understand

 

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Police have arrested six people and are searching for six more after a daytime robbery at a GTA jewelry store.

They didn’t like the name is would appear.

Footage of the brazen heist at Lukfook Jewelry in Markham’s Markville Mall shows 10 young men smashing windows and cases with hammers before making off with the merchandise.

Cows are not amused. The United Nothings? Ecstatic!

Bovaer is an artificial feed additive already mandatory in Denmark for farms with more than 50 cows and is now used across Europe. The UK’s largest milk supplier, Arla, announced it would add this substance to its cows’ feed. Several major UK supermarket chains are also part of the Bovaer trial.

But Bovaer is toxic. It requires handling with protective gear and has been linked to cancer, deformities, and fertility issues. It can shrink testicles and cause sterility. The milder side effects include skin and eye irritation and breathing problems. According to tests in Japan, Bovaer’s active ingredient, 3-NOP, causes testicular shrinkage, reduced sperm count, and impaired sperm mobility. It also leads to tumours. In animal tests, it shrank the ovaries of cows too, though we still don’t know how it affects trans cows or rats.

Yes but, butt, butt, it prevents cow farts and methane gas so our planet will be saved from cow producing flatulence that contributes to climate change and global warming…so it is ok. Mad Cow Disease anyone?

Next? The United Nothings will soon mandate that all humans on the planet will have to hold their breaths for 30 seconds after exhaling to reduce CO2 emissions caused from breathing. 

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Human flatulance soars. This has been reported by Earth Science P U Magazine that an unintended consequence has occurred as a result of the United Nothing’s latest CO2 mandate. You see the smelly air that builds up in the human body as a result of holding one’s breath ultimately has to be expunged and will, therefore, take a path of least resistance and swell up and dislodge out and through one’s arse. This makes for a very smelly and unfavorable, noisy atmosphere. 

“They forgot about basic physics and chemistry when they came up with this Climate Change policy.” one United Nothings IPCC scientist was heard to say.

The sale of whoopie cushions this Christmas season has skyrocketed.


Love this article from “Front Page:”

“Internationally, we’ve got Justin Trudeau flying into Florida to fall to his knees and lap at Donald Trump’s Gucci shoes in abject supplication. While the Castro cuckbaby is near Miami, he can visit some relatives! The elected dictator of Mexico is responding to Trump’s threat of tariffs with a few feeble spasms of anger, and, of course, the Democrats are supporting her over America because Democrats hate America and love Third World potentates. But overall, she understands her place in the chain of command, which is at the bottom – the top being God, the second being Donald Trump, and the third not mattering because they are foreigners. Over in Ukraine, Zelensky appears to be bowing to the obvious, which is that he can’t win this war no matter how much money we shovel at him, and that the largely Russian-speaking provinces that Putin grabbed are likely to stay with the Russians. I’d prefer the Ukrainians win the war – I trained their soldiers – but like Donald Trump, my main interest is what’s good for the United States, and what’s good for the United States is to end this bloody debacle and to erase the risk of sucking us into World War III with a nuclear power over a border dispute in a part of the world we don’t understand. And in the Middle East, Netanyahu has managed to give himself a two-month breather before Trump comes back into office, and then he will be free to annihilate the semi-human savages who started this war without having to worry about Washington having Israel’s back.”


My morning prayer…repeat. Like the rosary I say this prayer every single day:

Dear Lord, please, please give us a new British-like music invasion. Hey, we’ll even take one from Canada. Please, please take Justin Bieber, Beyonce and Taylor Swift and give us a newer version of Led Zepelin, The Stones…Beatles….ELO, anyone or any band or anyone person or group with real talent, and that doesn’t suck or sound the same. Please dear lord…PLEASE…Amen!

Have a nice day:

 

 

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