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“Take that…you…you Orange man you…”

Unlike Canada, Denmark is taking its sovereignty seriously.

Denmark is Defending Greenland With Sled Dogs

After Trump said he wanted Greenland, Denmark pledged to buy two extra dogsled teams…

Bring em on……..

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Denmark’s newest addition to its fleet to protect Greenland.

Canada’s response to the threat?

shipwreck off the coast of newfoundland, Canada Stock Photo - Alamy

Trump is shaking in his boots.

What would you rather have. This?

Tromp Class Light Cruiser - Hr.Ms.Tromp & Hr.Ms.van Heemskerck - Wargaming3D

Netherland’s Guided Missile Tromp Class

Or this:

Orca Class Patrol Craft Training vessel Renard (PCT 58) being towed for a Docking Work Period ...

Canada’s Orca Class with its deadly 2 inch penis, erm…peashooter. Drug smugglers are shaking in their high speed zodiac boots.

Canada’s navy is a joke. And Canada wants to procure 10-12 submarines. Where and when have we heard that one before?

Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaks during a news conference February 1, 2025 on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Canada. Canada will hit back at...

Trust me!

Why?

Well, they call me:


Canada’s submarine program will be based on the UK’s latest initiative.

 

 

 

 

 

The Ridge

In the trenches of Vimy Ridge | CBC News

The Ridge

Reflection’s wise. Its true insight flies

Throughout our minds and forever binds us

To eternal life that is devoid of strife.

Just peaceful thoughts, not restless, nor caught

Into a web of war to tread.

Pure madness bred our way to be

Yet as one we brand an ancestral land

As our spirits rise to embrace the sky

And shed away our fears.

 

Our thoughts of home, as our mothers roam

Among our graves, their faces brave

To the sadness here of men with fear.

For our nation’s prayers we died out there

For our home sweet home, so far away.

That knowledge bears our passion, flares

Within our hearts, to love, to shove

Our fears aside and run in stride

To get away from there.

Over top we’d go in whistled floes

That plundered us within gun sight foes.

Such madness…crushed, our brothers flush

With abject fear with those guns so near.

We prayed in silence for our leader’s guidance

For in them we trust, and as Canucks we thrust

So far ahead though we walked with dread.

With the barrage we shudder, our blanket cover

Oh God we’re scared.

 

The earth it shakes… please mothers take us

To your arms and away from harm.

We fell in silence as there’s no pride in violence

We looked ahead for behind ’s our dead.

Their faces seared, no longer feared

Just darkness now with thoughts that bow

To a light that’s gone, forever done.

For now it seems life’s passion stream

Is ebbing some for our time has come.

We fought for glory, each life a story

With silent breath we faced cruel death.

Our youthful brash ‘gainst madness, crashed

Into the mud, the cold, the blood.

That Ridge has been a horror scene.

A Ridge that bears our lives and shares

Blood curdling chills, then silence… killed.

And down we go with our cries now still

Just silent prayers to loved ones shared…so far from there.

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The death knell rings for our lives and brings

A peace you share from that Ridge out there.

Is a peace we paved to our silent graves

With a peace we share in God’s love’s lair.

We were men of arms, a brotherhood

And beyond that Ridge, your nationhood.

With souls set free our spirits now see

Just peaceful lands and a national brand…your nation‘s free!

 

Yet horrendous loss this madness cost…Canadians!

Please…remember us

Mother Canada

The Maple Leaf Forever

It was the theme at the Ridge

3500 Canadians died under this flag: The Canadian Red Ensign flown during the Battle for Vimy Ridge.

Flag, Red Ensign, Canadian | Imperial War Museums

Let us embrace our past. As a proud united nation and not as some post national state as some would have us believe.


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Trump Admin Pulls $50M in Terror Condoms for Gaza.

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Trojan is not amused.

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I think I can make a “doggy style” out of these.

They took their cue from………..

Stuffaloons Deluxe Stuffed Balloon Maker Kit Includes 12 Balloons, 10 Mini Deco Balloons ...

And…………….

Austria: Islamic State threatens jihad massacres at traditional Viennese balls……………………..NICE! The religion of Peace. And here I thought it was only the Baptists or the Dutch Reform or the City of Ottawa that banned dancing.

But then again divershity is our strength…in Canada.

Germany: Muslim migrant hailed as model of successful integration slits politician’s throat

“I don’t like sauerkraut” he was heard to say.


Heard in passing:

“Hey man, Canada has the longest undefended border in the world!”

“Really?”

“Let’s go!”

Smugglers Across Borders | Banged Up Abroad | हिन्दी | National ...

This is the time Canada that being smug about having something that is the biggest, longest what-ever-est thing in the world is nothing to brag about.

Hey, if we destroy our economy to protect the environment, as the Liberal post nasal drip state proponents suggest, or as Mark Carnage’s net zero vision for Canada would deliver, then what sort of environment will we live in?

Homelessness in Seattle - Shift Washington

Hmmm……………….Not!


In The Beginning

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And then there was light.

In the beginning there was a big bang. And from that big bang a nation was born. And that nation was China, a maker of crap and a developer of human excrement, suffering and sewer oil. A true interloper and champion of totalitarianism and consumer product mediocrity.

And the globalists were happy.

And out of that big bang, on the first day, a city state was born. And they called it Wuhan. And that city was virulent.

But the globalists plugged their noses, held their breaths, farted  and smiled as they were all very, very happy. Woo…Hoo, Wuhan!

And on the second day a new organization was born. And they, the globalists, called it the United Nations. An august body that was formed in July. Therein followed by elitism in the World Health Organization. Who?The World Health Organization stupid, and the World Economic Forum (WEF)- woof!  Lead by doctors who are not really doctors. But true followers of the cause for world domination. But they all love Wuhan and China. They virulently love Wuhan. “This is our ticket,” they all yelled in babel confucius…er…confusion.

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And then little nation states were born. One was called Kanada. Why was it called Kanada? No one really knows, least of all the globalists.

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Don’t look at me

But Kanada was a good little player and supported the globalist cause. Kanada admired China’s dictatorship because they could turn their economy around on a dime…See the source image

…something Kanada truly envied but was hogtied in implementing their post nasal drip…er post nation state dream. So Kanada went rogue and prorogued.

And the globalists smiled…and were very, very, very happy with Kanada.

And on the third day something flew out of the Wuhan nest. And it was not good but the Globalists were very happy. The non doctors of the UN and of the WHO’s on first, with the WWF…er WEF…  on second were virulently ecstatic for they had found their cause…and their power broker. “Oh, I don’t know…”it was a force multiplier. Whew! And the cause was viewed as good…for them…for mankind…for them…for people kind…for them. It was called “Winter Knockdown” followed by “Summer Slam.” This was viewed as being very good but not for the feint of heart.

The globalists smiled for they were very content with their progress to date.

And on the fourth day a plague was born. A virus…so contagious it forced all of the Chinese to wet their pants and sell them off at their wet markets, which were located across the city. The virus was more virulent and progressive than their sewer oil, a hot commodity of the Chinese market.

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And the globalists and Kanada cheered for they had found their catalytic converter…er cataclysmic conversion…to transform mankind into their own likeness. Their god Gaia had been born. And they were happy and pleased with themselves. They wanted to spread the good cheer and this they achieved in dramatic fashion during the new year from China. “Go out and multiply” was their religious cadence to the beat of their chopsticks. And this they did…all over the world. Italy, Spain, Kanada, France, UK….It became…Chinese food for naught.

And the globalists were very happy indeed.

And on the fifth day something extraordinary happened. The virus, or plague, spread all over the world…to the delight of the WHO. Who? The World Health Organization stupid, and the WEF, and Kanada, and Zoro, Faucet, Yates and a few other global potentates.

“Lockdown, lockdown” became their rallying cry. “But not for me” they cried. “For thee.” For thee are like sheep, especially Kanadians from Kanada. And they were pleased and righteous…er, no leftists, as they gave out millions of masks developed by their chosen people…the Chinese…that had exceeded their best before date. They were crap. They were useless. But no matter. “Wear that mask.” So says the WHO. Who? The World Health Organization stupid. For they are ineffective. And Yates was extremely happy to reduce the world’s population by 6 billion people. If the masks don’t do it, then the vaccine will. And if that doesn’t work well?….the Chinese sewer oil definitely will.  Zoro chimed in to the tune of AN..TEE…FAH; AN…TEE…FAH; AN…TEE…FAH, and Baseball League Major; Baseball League Major. “Er George, not MLB spelled backwards but BLM for Black Lives Matter.” And Kanada’s Trudeau smiled and showed off his socks, which were sooo vibrant in virulent colours.

No matter. The globalists all took a knee because they were extremely happy with their creation. They worshiped Gaia.

And on the 6th day, things finally fell into place for the globalists. “It was never about the plague.” Dr Knumbnuts of the United Nations revealed. “So true,” Dr I.M Coughin of the WHO agreed. Who? The World Health Organization stupid.

“We took our lead from Kanada.” they said. “Kanadians will do anything they are told to do. Wear useless masks? No problem. Wear it on.”

And the globalist were very happy. For on this 6th day they tied this plague to Mother Earth, Gaia, their god, that Gaia was not happy and that the Plague of the Wuhan Virus was really caused by Climate Change / Global Warming and not some mixture of sewer oil and Chinese food. Gaia was not amused. Kanadians went ballistic with joy and were sooo smug in their happiness.

“Time for a major reboot of the World Economy, Religion, Education and Governance.” Dr Banderas from Mexican’t proclaimed as the lead procrastinator of the United Nations Security Council. Dr Freeourland, Kanada’s lead representative of the WHO, responded in kind. Who? The World Health Organization stupid. “This plague has given us a golden opportunity to reboot the entire world economy placing Gaia as our head.” She said. “Green, green… green it will be.” as she blew a huge greenie into the face of Dr Banderas, sitting on her far left because she forgot to sneeze into her inside elbow, which was the accepted sneeze protocol although her elbow was laid bare by her sleeveless dress.

And the Globalist were very happy indeed for they had their hands firmly crunched on the gonads of the world. They had their god Gaia. They had their holy trinity of fear, terror, panic. They had Kanada. “You’re all going to die.” became their mantra, their creed, their gospel. And their rosary of anxiety, depression and violence was forced upon all the disbelievers to submit to their credo. “Just look to Kanada.” they re-snorted…er…retorted.

See the source imageAnd on the 7th day they, the globalists, rested for they had achieved their goal for world domination. The procrastinators of the United Nations, the non doctors of the WHO…who?…the World Health Organization stupid, and the World Economic Forum were extremely happy.

And then there was darkness!

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Bulk Carrier Paralyzed On Lake Erie As Ice Coverage Exceeds 50-Year Trend

Climate misinformation and disinformation, relentlessly pushed by far-left corporate media outlets, had their readership believing they were on the brink of perishing on a fiery planet—blaming everything from Taylor Swift’s private jet travels to cow farts in late 2024.

Then came ‘Old Man Winter,’ unleashing a polar vortex across the eastern half of the US, bringing record-low temperatures in some regions. Multiple winter storms traversed the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast, including an incredibly rare snowstorm that battered New Orleans (bordering Gulf of America waters) that nearly surpassed a snowstorm last seen 130 years ago.

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Yeah, butt, but, it is dry ice!! So say the climate activists. “Don’t touch it or your hand will shatter. And, it is Lake Erie mineral water.


Must be a Liberal.


Holy tamale wars

“That’s why we will look, as we have in the past, at things that have replacements for Canadian consumers that wouldn’t be tariffed,” Trudough said. “The example from last time was Heinz’s ketchup being replaced by French’s ketchup because French’s was still using French Canadian tomatoes in its ketchup.” – as opposed to an English tomato.

Why?

“Because it is French, Frenchy, French’s. Everything that is good in Canada, including me, comes from Quebec. If it is French’s then it must be good.” So says Trudough.

Heinz is fascist. No he’s not! He’s from Ontario!

Sieg Heinz

French Canadian version of the Nazi salute:

A B.C. museum says it’s preserved the railcar from which Pierre Trudeau gave the finger to ...

This comment and salute caused quite a stir in English Canada.

Butt!…

“With the exception of the five years from 2015 to 2020, we have made HEINZ Ketchup in Canada for more than 100 years. We were resolute in our decision to bring the production of HEINZ Ketchup back to Canada in 2020 and are proud that HEINZ Ketchup is made in Canada, by Canadians, using Canadian tomatoes,” wrote the company in a statement.

Yeah, but it is not a French tomato.

French Canadian anthem: Separate! Separate! Dance to the music.

Holee tamalee! We do have eejits for leaders in this country.

 

 La Tomatina is a vibrant and energetic festival held in Buñol, Spain, where thousands of people from around the globe come together for an enormous tomato fight. The streets are transformed into a se

Liberal stock party – in Leamington Ontario. “Let them eat poutine.”

Only in Canada you say? Pity… and shitty Monsieur.


Everyone is a fascist. Even her!