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In The Beginning Redux

 

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A repeat as this is one of my personal favourites:

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There was light.

And in that light came a big bang. And from that big bang a nation was born. And that nation was China, a maker of crap and a developer of human excrement, suffering and sewer oil. A true interloper and champion of totalitarianism and consumer product mediocrity.

And the globalists were happy.

And out of that big bang, on the first day, a city state was born. And they called it Wuhan. And that city was virulent.

But the globalists plugged their noses, held their breaths, farted  and smiled as they were all very, very happy. Woo…Hoo!

And on the second day a new organization was born. And they, the globalists, called it the United Nations. An august body that was formed in July. Therein followed by elitism in the World Health Organization (WHO?). The World Health Organization stupid, and the World Economic Forum (WEF).  Lead by doctors who are not really doctors. But true followers of the cause for world domination. But they all love Wuhan and China. They virulently love Wuhan. “This is our ticket,” they all yelled in babel confucius…er…confusion.

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And then little nation states were born. One was called Kanada. Why was it called Kanada? No one really knows, least of all the globalists.

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Don’t look at me

But Kanada was a good little player and supported the globalist cause. Kanada admired China’s dictatorship because they could turn their economy around on a dime…See the source image

…something Kanada truly envied but was hogtied in implementing their post nasal drip…er post nation state dream. So Kanada went rogue and prorogued.

And the globalists smiled…and were very, very, very happy with Kanada.

And on the third day something flew out of the Wuhan nest. And it was not good but the Globalists were very happy. The non doctors of the UN and of the WHO’s on first, with the WWF…er WEF…  on second were virulently ecstatic for they had found their cause…and their power broker. “Oh, I don’t know…”it was a force multiplier. Whew! And the cause was viewed as good…for them…for mankind…for them…for people kind…for them. It was called “Winter Knockdown” followed by “Summer Slam.” This was viewed as being very good but not for the feint of heart.

The globalists smiled for they were very content with their progress to date.

And on the fourth day a plague was born. A virus…so contagious it forced all of the Chinese to wet their pants and sell them off at their wet markets, which were located across the city. The virus was more virulent and progressive than their sewer oil, a hot commodity of the Chinese market.

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And the globalists and Kanada cheered for they had found their catalytic converter…er cataclysmic conversion…to transform mankind into their own likeness. Their god Gaia had been born. And they were happy and pleased with themselves. They wanted to spread the good cheer and this they achieved in dramatic fashion during the new year from China. “Go out and multiply” was their religious cadence to the beat of their chopsticks. And this they did…all over the world. Italy, Spain, Kanada, France, UK….It became…Chinese food for naught.

And the globalists were very happy indeed.

And on the fifth day something extraordinary happened. The virus, or plague, spread all over the world…to the delight of the WHO. Who? The World Health Organization stupid, and the WEF, and Kanada, and Zoros, Faucet, Yates and a few other global potentates.

“Lockdown, lockdown” became their rallying cry. “But not for me” they cried. “For thee.” For thee are like sheep, especially Kanadians from Kanada. And they were pleased and righteous…er, no leftists, as they gave out millions of masks developed by their chosen people…the Chinese…that had exceeded their best before date. They were crap. They were useless. But no matter. “Wear that mask.” So says the WHO. Who? The World Health Organization stupid. For they are ineffective. And Yates was extremely happy to reduce the world’s population by 6 billion people. If the masks don’t do it, then the vaccine will. And if that doesn’t work well?….the Chinese sewer oil definitely will.  Zoros chimed in to the tune of AN..TEE…FAH; AN…TEE…FAH; AN…TEE…FAH, and Baseball League Major; Baseball League Major. “Er George, not MLB spelled backwards but BLM for Black Lives Matter.” And Kanada’s Trudeau smiled and showed off his socks, which were sooo vibrant in virulent colours.

No matter. The globalists all took a knee because they were extremely happy with their creation. They worshiped Gaia.

And on the 6th day, things finally fell into place for the globalists. “It was never about the plague.” Dr Knumbnuts of the United Nations revealed. “So true,” Dr I.M Coughin of the WHO agreed. Who? The World Health Organization stupid.

“We took our lead from Kanada.” they said. “Kanadians will do anything they are told to do. Wear useless masks? No problem. Wear it on.”

And the globalist were very happy. For on this 6th day they tied this plague to Mother Earth, Gaia, their god, that Gaia was not happy and that the Plague of the Wuhan Virus was really caused by Climate Change / Global Warming and not some mixture of sewer oil and Chinese bat food. Gaia was not amused. Kanadians went ballistic with joy and were sooo smug in their happiness.

“Time for a major reboot of the World Economy, Religion, Education and Governance.” Dr Banderas from Mexican’t proclaimed as the lead procrastinator of the United Nations Security Council. Dr Freeourland, Kanada’s lead representative of the WHO responded in kind. Who? The World Health Organization stupid. “This plague has given us a golden opportunity to reboot the entire world economy placing Gaia as our head.” She said. “Green, green… green it will be.” as she blew a huge greenie into the face of Dr Banderas, sitting on her far left because she forgot to sneeze into her inside elbow, which was the accepted sneeze protocol although her elbow was laid bare by her sleeveless dress.

And the Globalist were very happy indeed for they had their hands firmly crunched on the gonads of the world. They had their god Gaia. They had their holy trinity of fear, terror, panic. They had Kanada. “You’re all going to die.” became their mantra, their creed, their gospel. And their rosary of anxiety, depression and violence was forced upon all the disbelievers to submit to their credo. “Just look to Kanada.” they re-snorted…er…retorted.

See the source imageAnd on the 7th day they, the globalists, rested for they had achieved their goal for world domination. The procrastinators of the United Nations, the non doctors of the WHO…who?…the World Health Organization stupid, and the World Economic Forum were extremely happy.

 

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And then there was darkness

Strange brew indeed that our leaders drink:

 

SJ……………..Out

Hey, Hey Mama

But we’re better than those nasty Americans don’t ya know.

The imposition of a lockdown and curfew in Quebec comes as a growing number of health experts inside and outside of government describe the outbreak in Quebec as now being out of control and directly threatening the health care system’s ability to operate.

Remember, we have to flatten the curve, don’t ya know.

Or we could follow the US lead in getting our numbers down and all but eliminated.

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 08: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) joins fellow Democrats from the House and Senate, including (L-R) Rep. Lacy Clay (D-MO), Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) and House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC), to announce new legislation to end excessive use of force by …

“You better do as I say, or else cause I mean business” as Pelosi announces her new non gender rules to her Democratic cockus (sic)

And here I though Biden was demented. Then again I never really knew what sex she was anyway.

Hard to believe this is a priority in view of what’s going on out there. Then again, if one eliminates the term mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, the Covid crisis all but disappears. Oh yes, Biden’s strategy to fight the pandemic is sooo simple.

What will the black community do when one of its most iconic sayings loses its luster. I mean “you parent f^&ker” loses something in its translation don’t ya think?

From here on in gendered terms, such as “father, mother, son, daughter, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, first cousin, nephew, niece, husband, wife, father-in-law, mother-in-law, son-in-law, daughter-in-law, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, stepfather, stepmother, stepson, stepdaughter, stepbrother, stepsister, half brother, half sister, grandson, or granddaughter” will be removed and not allowed in house proceedings.

In their place, terms such as “parent, child, sibling, parent’s sibling, first cousin, sibling’s child, spouse, parent-in-law, child-in-law, sibling-in-law, stepparent, stepchild, stepsibling, half-sibling, or grandchild” will be used, instead.

And then there is the house prayer:

Hey, under their new rules shouldn’t that prayer end with “Ah-chew.”

I cannot wait for future legislative madness coming out of a Democratic government.

Soon to be coming to Canada, no doubt.

Time to get off the planet.

Dedicated to ole good ole Nancy.

SJ……….Out

Common Sense…Not

The #1 reason many people have lost any semblance of common sense is because the media has brainwashed them.

Quick example:

Florida New York
Population 21,477,737 19,453,561
Deaths 22,090 38,510
Deaths per 1M people 1,029 1,980

So New York state has almost twice the Covid deaths per capita than Florida yet Andrew Cuomo (New York) is praised by the media as a benevolent visionary and Ron DeSantis (Florida) is portrayed as a heartless villain.

It’s not working folks:

Scotland is the latest to weigh in on another total lockdown in order to – flatten the curve and to take the strain off of the National Health Services. Shops are closed and everyone is told to stay home.

Where have we heard that before. On another note the sale of haggis takes a shellacking. Sheep everywhere in Scotland are taking a breather.

On another, nother note: Sheep races across Scotland have been cancelled:

Sheep race organisers scrap event amid fears of ...

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The problem is that our leadership do not know what to do……….anymore. They think we are all sheeple. Maybe we are.

Perhaps their music sucks:

“Wokeness continues to seep into the music industry, as three nominees for the Grammy Awards decline to accept the nomination for 2021 Best Children’s Album because all five nominees in the category are white.

Perhaps non whites don’t like children’s music but would prefer “Gangsta Rap” instead.

Snoop Dog and Coolio couldn’t be found for comment.

Geesh

Speaking of music Gerry of Gerry and the Pacemakers has died. They had a wonderful string of hits and were in direct competition with the Beatles in the early 60s. Their most famous song being:

RIP Gerry. I know I am getting old as many of the icons of my youth are dying.

The US’ new Vice President select………….

Taking her cue from Obama, Kamala (Harris) Tells Tall Tale of How She Fell Out of a Stroller During Civil Rights March, Then Told Her Mom All She Wanted Was “Fweedom” – aahh…nice…but… her tale and uplifting story was lifted from 1965 Playboy Interview with MLK – Martin Luther King.

Whatever happened to our moral compass folks.

It would appear more and more of our leaders went away to warmer climes for the Christmas break. Here in Canada, I can’t say that I blame them:

We’re just jealous, that’s all.

Only in America do they elect a President who won more votes than any other Presidential candidate in their history and who did absolutely no campaigning whatsoever, letting the media do it all for him. Having a dishonest plagiarist in the Vice and a wife who demands to be called Doctor because of a Phd thesis in education that was fraught with spelling and grammatical errors and was taken out of a “cracker jacks” box.

Have a nice term America. You get what you deserve.

But hey, we’re all about inclusion…fraudulently speaking of course. And diversity as well as many of our fraudulent committee members were non white. “How else do ya think we could get into the black community.”

This should be a fun presidency to watch.

What Joe meant to say was………….

And the latest non white Grammy nomination in the Children’s Music Category is:

A sure winner.

And the frontrunner in the Grammy’s religious music category is:

Have a nice Tuesday.

 

SJ……….Out

 

On And On She Goes

I kid you not:

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In Australia a town named, as above, felt that they had to change the towns name. They did so. It is now called “Fucked.”

Heard in passing from one resident. “If we don’t change our name real fast we’ll all be fucked.”

Yes they were and yes they are and yes they did.

You know, nothing else really matters if you have food, clothing, shelter and… beauty:

Goodbye to 2020, the year when so much was said to so many by so few which was sooo wrong.

Abortion Leading Global Cause of Death in 2020 with 42.7 Million Killed worldwide. Of course some would say that abortion at any stage is not a death, or murder.

Was Ancient Greek Poet Homer a Civil War General? He Just Got Canceled in a Massachusetts School.

Hospitalizations in the UK in 2019 higher than in Covid year 2020. Say what? Wonder what the stats are for here?

Worst Governor In America (Cuomo)Prioritizes Drug Addicts Over Seniors For Vaccines. He will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts.

Canada just announced latest Order of Canada recipients and not a single conservative leaning voice among them. Everything is politicized these days.

Under Biden get ready for a climate emergency.

Biden? Man Who Has Been In Government For Nearly 50 Years Promises To Fix Government.

This is rich. From the Dem leadership: “We have to come together as a nation and heal.” As only a Dem could say.

More to expect from a Dem presidency: proposed House Rules under Nancy Pelosi seek to erase gendered terms such as ‘Father, Mother, Son, Daughter.’ All religious terminology ordered to change for the Father, The Son and… what about the Holy Ghost?

Rules are for thee and not for mee:

Ontario finance minister enjoys Barbados holiday over Christmas. Likewise Quebec minister in St Bart’s, Alberta health minister in Hawaii and on an on she goes. NYC Mayor dances with his wife in Times Square while city residents ordered to stay at home and isolate in place.

Heard in passing: “We are all in this together you know.” as she looked at her $345K per year pay package.

And on and on she goes:

No, don’t go to San Francisco!

And for all those Trudeau liberal lovers out there:

“Read my lips. I will not raise taxes.” Remember this as you fill up with gas today.

SJ………….Out

 

 

 

Happy New Year

Happy New Year.

2020 was a weird and unique year for me but it wasn’t as bad for me as people and the press would have us believe it should be. After all it was the press that made this year the year that it was. I just lived my life as normally as I could and ignored the press. I do not watch the evening news nor read a newspaper. I depend on a few blogs to acquire all the madness that this world has to offer – and there is so much of it out there.

“It’s the end of the world as we know it.” Well no it wasn’t and no it isn’t. Only God knows when that day will come. Trust in him as he is in total control. In doing so you will feel all of your anxiety and fear wilt away.

I do not want to go into it but I tried to live as normal a life as I could, all things considered. I went on a 3 month road trip with my new sweetie leaving home pre Covid and coming home when the fallout of the Covid struck. We were in Tampa Florida. We had to boot it up to Detroit then cross into Canada at Windsor Ontario. From there we drove all the way to Vancouver in about 6 days skirting around the Great Lakes. The March weather cooperated and we had a very enjoyable drive. Many of the towns and villages were on Covid lockdown so the absence of life in these towns and villages presented itself to us as some sort of 21st Century Twilight Zone. But we loved it. I would love to do it again. Got home 26 March, self isolated for 2 weeks in TV heaven at my sweetie’s house then went home to my own abode here in Mill Bay – on my own.

Covid 19 brought out and continues to bring out the worst and the best in people – as per human nature. Karen’s and Ken’s abound out there.

Covid 19 is 1984 redux. A politician’s wet dream. Civil liberties be damned.

“Freedom – is just another word when there’s nothing else to lose.”

Wake up!

I have my blog here to keep me sane – at least for a couple of hours a day.

I am taking the day off tomorrow. Will be back Monday 04 Jan.

From Shakeyjay:

HAPPY NEW YEAR

To everyone. Here are a couple of tunes from one of my all time favourite groups:

Same could apply for the 21st Century.

And then this bit of nostalgia:

Young and innocent days – for sure.

SJ……………………Out