Ship of Fools

To bite off the hand that feeds ya, or another Nigerian scam. This time the city of Toronto is the target. Chow down on that will ya Torontonians.

The City of Toronto is facing a possible $50-million proposed class action lawsuit by refugee claimants who allege they weren’t given free shelter beds between 2022 and 2023.

The claim was brought forward by the Black Legal Action Centre, Lewis Litigation PC, and Stieber Berlach LLP on behalf of Wasiu Adekanmbi, a 40-year-old refugee claimant from Nigeria who invokes both Black and LGBTQ+ identity in his claim. 

Should be a winner. Should have asked for more.

Maybe now they’ll stop bugging me. Oh wait, they did say I had a cheque waiting for me worth $50 million US dollars. All I had to do was turn over my banking information. Whew. Thank gawd for the Israelis!


CBC Canada? We want moe (sic) money to the tune of $2.5B.

“Well of course we do,” say the head of the CBC, also known as Liberal Pravda. “Our exec’s bonuses are way too low.”

“Yes they are,” said one of the janitorial execs at CBC HQ. “My 10 mil bonus last year hardly met my needs. 20 mil will do it though.”

“We’ll see to it right away,” said one government official. “After all insufficient funding to the CBC, which is Canada’s Pravda, is an existential threat to Canada, don’t ya know. It’s performative, which is another word I love to use to obfuscate. It sounds good but means nothing.”


And, and, we’re going to give the Canadian military $69 Billion dollars to bring us up to 2% of our GDP on defence. But, but I am not sure I like the looks of that monetary number. “Will it have to be gender related?” someone asked. “After all it is 2025 you know!” “It already is.” a government official answered.”

Perhaps that is why they, them, our Liberal government  came up with that figure.


Activist Greta Thunberg was seen on Friday, May 30, joining the preparations for the next sailing of the Freedom Flotilla Coalition (FFC) carrying aid to Gaza, after a previous attempt was thwarted by a drone attack weeks earlier.

“Greta Gaza get yer gun.” Oh boy / girl/ he/his/her/them is/are she / they in for it again.

Greta Gaza’s Ship of Fools. Arrested and deported…immediately. Not after 10 years, as it is in Canada.

Elbows up! Erm, I mean hands up! Sorry…but I am Canadian after all…sorry about that. Sorry!

Good thing they didn’t land in Gaza. They would have been was/were!

Quote of the day:

“Finally, a Pope that is younger than me!”

Save us….Please or

Take my wife…………………PLEASE!

Or buy a book…..Please!

Shakeyjay is out of sight, out of my mind and out of here.

The “EBook” and / or Paperback version are now available and can be purchased through Amazon. You can also get the audio format.

Kurofune: The Black Ships is a war story, a love story, a story of redemption and rebirth.

The Battle of Saipan saw the Pacific War’s largest Japanese Banzai attack. Over 4,000 Japanese soldiers died while about 1,000 Marines lost their lives during this harrowing nightmare of a suicide thrust by the Japanese to push the Americans back into the sea.

“Kurofune” tells the story of that tragedy against a backdrop of nationalism, military fanaticism, heroism and self sacrifice. Yet Kurofune is also a love story, a war story, a story of redemption and a story of rebirth.

I also have a compilation of poems that were written over the years.

Little Poems From The Great White NorthAlso available on Amazon.com or .ca.

An Innocent Time

 

A simpler, innocent time:

 

Goodbye Brian Wilson. A troubled man but a genius musically.

God only knows how much we will miss you, and what we would have been without your music.

Rest in peace Brian. 82 years young.


And another icon that we lost today. Again at 82 years of age.

We are all everyday people. Rest in Peace Sly.

A sad day today.

Shakeyjay… out.

 

Mark? My Words…Please

The “EBook” and / or Paperback version are now available and can be purchased through Amazon. You can also get the audio format.

Kurofune: The Black Ships is a war story, a love story, a story of redemption and rebirth.

The Battle of Saipan saw the Pacific War’s largest Japanese Banzai attack. Over 4,000 Japanese soldiers died while about 1,000 Marines lost their lives during this harrowing nightmare of a suicide thrust by the Japanese to push the Americans back into the sea.

“Kurofune” tells the story of that tragedy against a backdrop of nationalism, military fanaticism, heroism and self sacrifice. Yet Kurofune is also a love story, a war story, a story of redemption and a story of rebirth.

An excerpt:

“The entire western seascape off of Saipan’s horizon resembled a
solid black mass of hellfire, with shell after shell expunged from the
depths of their magazines only to be fired in quick succession. It
remained a massive display of firepower—so massive that the ground
shook and the entire island seemed as if it was trapped in a never
ending battle between Numazu and the Japanese god Kashima. The
air was extremely heavy. It was difficult to breath. It was as if a ridge
of high pressure toxicity had descended on the island, covering everything
and everyone in a suffocating blanket of that gray combat dust
of fear.

Where was the Combined Imperial Japanese Navy?

Saito and Nagumo finally realized that an amphibious assault was
imminent. Saito radioed his superiors in Tokyo, as well as all theater
commanders across Micronesia, to the threat that he faced. With
limited resources on the island, especially food, water, fuel, and
ammunition, and with reinforcements highly doubtful due to American
submarine and air patrols, Saipan was cut off.

Saito and his General Staff accepted their reality that an assault
was forthcoming. But from where? There were no amphibious
assault or transport ships visible anywhere off of Saipan. His ability
to send reconnaissance aircraft out to find the amphibious fleet was
undermined by the American’s control of the airspace. Furthermore,
additional American battleships and cruisers were beginning to
bombard the east coast of Saipan: Magicienne Bay, the Kagman
Peninsula, the south coast off Naftan and Agingan Points, and to the
north and west sectors of the island north and east of Tanapag
Harbor. Even Mount Tapochau received the odd shell.
Saito felt that the beaches around Chalan Kanoa would in all
probability be the primary point of ingress by the US Marines. This is
where the Saipan Garrison had focused its defensive perimeter of
bunkers, pillboxes, and enfilading fire points. This area was considered
a strategic focal point by the Japanese General Staff in that it
provided direct access overland to Aslito, a distance of about two to
three miles from the beach. They could also take out the temporary
airstrip at Kanoa as well. With Aslito in American hands, it would
only be a matter of time before a wave of military might would roll up
and over the rest of the island, including Tanapag Harbor, another
strategic point on Saipan. With Aslito, the Americans would control
the entire airspace over the Saipan battlefront.

Saito understood the importance of the Chalan Kanoa beaches,
and he knew that the attack would invariably take place in this area.
Nevertheless, the bombardment in other parts of the island, especially
the northwest beaches, concerned him. When an amphibious
force of some strength appeared off the beaches around Makunsha
village, he was forced to send some of his troops to that area in
response. Indeed, General Saito radioed Tokyo with a report that an
invasion force was curtailed by Japanese forces in this area. Yet not a
shot was fired by either force, although the US Navy did support this
assault with gunfire. Was this a ruse on the part of the Americans?
Perhaps. Saito was not fooled even though he left some troops in this
area, just in case!

Where was the Combined Imperial Japanese Navy?

General Saito could only hope.”


“We can pray differently. We can gather in different places of worship, but all of us must come together around the values of Eid,” he said. “The values of community, of generosity and yes, of sacrifice. These are Muslim values. These are Canadian values.”

I will not tell you who said that, but you can guess!

Sacrifice, Muslim values are Canadian values? Pretty soon, sharia law will be here in Canada. Mark my words…in my flesh!

Overheard at a Muslim / Canadian Christian poker game.

“I see your one child infidel and I’ll raise you ten. My Call.”

What they couldn’t do by the sword they will accomplish demographically.  Divershity is our strength. Don’t ya just love that word. Like existential. Sounds good but means nothing.


Canada’s Prime Minister or Canada’s Chief Mortician

Mark CarneyI know the Canadian economy is dead but don’t you worry cause I’ll take care if it.  The country is in good hands.

Carney, AKA…Snidely Whiplash


Violence erupted in Downtown Los Angeles Friday as angry leftists surrounded and eventually began to vandalize an ice facility and attack officers following a step up in raids and detention of illegal aliens by the federal agency.

The Los Angeles Kings were not amused.


Quote of the week:

Militancy is great…for pacifists!


Interesting song. #2 song of 1967 – the Summer of Love. It is only two minutes long and its lead singer in only 16 years old. Huge hit back then.

Shakeyjay is out of sight, out of his mind and out of here.

Have a nice day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow! Sign Me Up

The “EBook” and / or Paperback version are now available and can be purchased through Amazon. You can also get the audio format.

Kurofune: The Black Ships is a war story, a love story, a story of redemption and rebirth.

The Battle of Saipan saw the Pacific War’s largest Japanese Banzai attack. Over 4,000 Japanese soldiers died while about 1,000 Marines lost their lives during this harrowing nightmare of a suicide thrust by the Japanese to push the Americans back into the sea.

“Kurofune” tells the story of that tragedy against a backdrop of nationalism, military fanaticism, heroism and self sacrifice. Yet Kurofune is also a love story, a war story, a story of redemption and a story of rebirth.


Springtime in Paris – the city of lights! Literally and figuratively.

This past weekend.

Have a great time. Fireworks are awesome. So is the gas. It will bring tears to your eyes – guaranteed.


Hey, Elbows Up, as our seniors in Toronto will need strong arms and massive can openers to open the front doors of their new living shipping containers that are slated as their new living quarters, erm homes.

“Can’t wait,” one senior was heard to say. “Wooo Hooo. Tomato soup for evah!”

“Awesome,” Mike Meyers commented when he heard this breaking news. “Elbows Up man, Elbows Up. Seven Up!”

“Nana, you’re going to love this. Just think, you can share your container with drug smugglers, human trafficker’s, illegal aliens, and so much more. Being old and retired doesn’t have to be boring Nana.”

“Sign me up Son. And dear Lord, please thank the Chow, Chow mayor for this.”


Quote of the week:

A Canadian consultant is:

Someone who is adept at making the simple, complex.

Latest Canadian obfuscation heard in passing.

“Your barrels of oil will be approved for transit so long as those barrels have been de-carbonized.”

Duh. What does that mean? That is like saying we will allow you to drink that beer, or soda, as long as it has been de-carbonated! Yuck, flat! No fizz. No bite. Sucks bigly.


Kinda relevant in today’s world.

Shakeyjay is out of sight, out of mind and out of here.

Have a great day.

Existential…..Man

“Hey, we’re in a crisis.”

“What crisis? ”

“You know, that existential crisis.”

“What’s an existential crisis?”

“Well, it is a really, really, like, really big crisis.”

“Crikey, we should get on with it then.”

“Yes, it is after all existential, and you know what that means?”

“No? What does it mean?”

“It means it is existential, out of this world of ours. Out of our very existence. Like an alien nation that we are. Like existential as in the word like, like, like wow man. Cool, pass the weed. Man this is good stuff. It is existential, out of this world man.”

“It is E.B Bud – existential to the core.”

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“So, if we are in an existential crisis and our very survival as a sovereign country, nation is at stake, what are you….hmm…erm…man this stuff is existentially wicked man…so what are you going to do about it, dude in charge?”

“Existentially??”

“Yeah, whatever.”

“I am, we are, going to DISNEYLAND.”

“Existential…………………….man!”


My book of the month? Kurofune: The Black Ships. See link above for more information. It is available on Amazon. In audio format as well.

https://shakeyjay.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Kurofune.mp4?_=1


Quote of the week.

“Like it is existential man. Like who’s on first it makes no sense. It is nonsense.”

Shakey jay is out of sight, out of my mind and out of here.

Have a great day.