Yes, in-laws can be a bother but….
Ms Patterson, from Victoria Australia, made beef wellington for her estranged husband Simon’s parents Gail and Don, both 70, as well as Gail’s sister Heather Wilkinson, 66, and brother-in-law Ian Wilkinson, 68.
Heather, Gail and Don all died days later having fallen seriously unwell, while Ian spent nearly two months in hospital before eventually recovering.
I told you we should have gone Vegan!
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“But we don’t want wind farms off of our coast…”so say the residents of New Jersey….”never mind what you want” says New Jersey Governor…”you are getting them.”
“But we don’t want mass immigration…” so says Canadians…”never mind what you want…”says Prime Minister Trudeau…”you are going to get over 500K new immigrants a year.”
“We need more Liberal voters, don’t ya know. And we have to fill all of those parks with new Canadians.”
Canadian tent manufacturers are jumping for joy and glee.
“But we don’t want the carbon tax to fight climate change. It is killing us financially” so say most Canadians…”never mind what you want….” so says Prime Minister Trudeau…”we are going to double down on the tax.”
“We need more money…” so says our Prime Minister…”we have to go green.”
Breaking news. This just-in…Opposition Conservatives have obtained leaked secret recordings concerning a billion dollar Liberal “green” slush-fund that was used to funnel “free money” to “well connected Liberals.”
Where’s the beef?…erm pork
Where are the green backs?
Where are the Liberals?
A liberal porker!
You are in good Liberal hands.