Canadian Truisms in 2026

My view from Mill Bay

Collectivism: this means that we’re all fooked equally here in Canada;

Homelessness in Canada: see collectivism;

Food banks in Canada: see collectivism;

Canadian PM Snidely: Canadians will just have to sacrifice more. See collectivism picture above;

Liberal mantra: the rules are for thee and not for me;

Relativism: to what? The G7 comparison is Free-lunch’s (sic) favorite comment. Relative to what?;

The Business People Falling Off the Cliff Stock Image - Image of ...

“Mr Speaker, Canada will be the first G7 country to fall off the fiscal cliff”

Freeland LOSES IT Says Canada Is BETTER Than America - YouTube

Primary Liberal trait: Condescension

Existential: The first most overused word by Canadian politicians;

Fear Mongering: See existential;

Performative: the second most overused word by Canadian politicians;

Catalyst: the third most overused word in Canada, especially by our Prime Mortician, Mark “Snidely Whiplash” Carney;

Snidely’s favorite word?

Snidely Whiplash - Wikipedia“Drat”

“I will oversee the death of Canada even if it kills me!”

Corruption equates to the Ukraine;

Canadian corruption: $22 B given to the Ukraine;

Canadian Parliament: House of Clowns;

Question Period in the House of Clowns: Questionable Period;

Canadian Liberal Party: obfuscation – Party of Clowns in the House of Clowns – erm Commons;

Canadian insanity numero un: boots on the ground in the Ukraine

Canadian insanity part deux: involvement in yet another European war;

Canadian insanity part trois: enviro – mentalism;

Canadian renewable energy policy? – see insanity part trois;

Breaking economic ties with the United States for Europe: insanity part quatre….to insanity part dix;

Canadian economic policy: Trump Derangement Syndrome;

The Lord’s prayer at the start of the school day has been replaced by land acknowledgements;

Boyfriend and girlfriend are gay words in today’s lexicon;

Good is bad and bad is good;

Progressive moral code: If it feels good then it can’t be that bad;

Feminism: we can have it all without having children;

Inside the painful world of childless women and the bill that could end ...

Decarbonization of oil is an oxymoron. See insanity above.

Our net zero decarbonized Prime Mortician is an oxymoron wearing a “Morticians R Us” suit; and

Socialism: it will be better this time…believe me…honest;

Alfred E. Neuman Wallpapers - Wallpaper Cave

Canadian health care system: see socialism above and collectivism at the top of the page.

And there are many others but too many to list here.

Have a nice 2026


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Blackness.

'I haven't said I would be resigning' over carbon pricing, Guilbeault tells Senate

I haven’t said I would be resigning’ over carbon pricing,” Guilbeault tells Canadian Senate

I only have two words to say about that!……………DAMN!


And another bit of good news for us Canadians:

Canadian judges increasingly make ‘governmental’ decisions: says a Supreme Court justice.

The Supreme Court justices as of November 2022, including Malcolm Rowe (bottom right).

Duh…well of course they do. They are all part of the Liberal Family Compact. They are out to screw us.

Justice Malcolm Rowe argues that these governmental-type decisions include court rulings that regulate conduct, including in the operation of the economy; allocate public resources; and determine patterns of decision-making by institutions of the state in the selection of…Santa Clause.

But I love their uniforms. Just think, when not sitting on the bench they can all be out doing this:

A visit with Santa minus the hustle and bustle - The Blade

I hear it on good authority that they have the same tailor. They are all fiscally responsible Canadian court justices…after all.


And the there is this:

Hey it’s Black Friday

U.S. Shoppers Storm the Stores in Black Friday Frenzy - Bloomberg

Just don’t yell “FIRE”….unless it’s a sale

Then Cyber Monday, Or KFC Tuesday, or MacDees Wednesday, or Screw You Thursday and…

I AM BROKE Saturday

Smug Canadians try to shun anything American. But when it comes down to shopping? Wal-Mart here we come. Nobody does it better than the yanks.

Yes, move over Crappy Tire, here I is:

And then:

Broke man stock image. Image of aged, money, middle, crisis - 18487621

Finally…reality.

A Broken Man by jafooo on DeviantArt

How am I gonna feed the kids?

Black Friday does live up to its name. There is a reason it is called “Black.”

Not for me.

And like Black Friday, as annoying as it is, here is an equally annoying song.

Enjoy the day.