Canadian Truisms in 2026

My view from Mill Bay

Collectivism: this means that we’re all fooked equally here in Canada;

Homelessness in Canada: see collectivism;

Food banks in Canada: see collectivism;

Canadian PM Snidely: Canadians will just have to sacrifice more. See collectivism picture above;

Liberal mantra: the rules are for thee and not for me;

Relativism: to what? The G7 comparison is Free-lunch’s (sic) favorite comment. Relative to what?;

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“Mr Speaker, Canada will be the first G7 country to fall off the fiscal cliff”

Freeland LOSES IT Says Canada Is BETTER Than America - YouTube

Primary Liberal trait: Condescension

Existential: The first most overused word by Canadian politicians;

Fear Mongering: See existential;

Performative: the second most overused word by Canadian politicians;

Catalyst: the third most overused word in Canada, especially by our Prime Mortician, Mark “Snidely Whiplash” Carney;

Snidely’s favorite word?

Snidely Whiplash - Wikipedia“Drat”

“I will oversee the death of Canada even if it kills me!”

Corruption equates to the Ukraine;

Canadian corruption: $22 B given to the Ukraine;

Canadian Parliament: House of Clowns;

Question Period in the House of Clowns: Questionable Period;

Canadian Liberal Party: obfuscation – Party of Clowns in the House of Clowns – erm Commons;

Canadian insanity numero un: boots on the ground in the Ukraine

Canadian insanity part deux: involvement in yet another European war;

Canadian insanity part trois: enviro – mentalism;

Canadian renewable energy policy? – see insanity part trois;

Breaking economic ties with the United States for Europe: insanity part quatre….to insanity part dix;

Canadian economic policy: Trump Derangement Syndrome;

The Lord’s prayer at the start of the school day has been replaced by land acknowledgements;

Boyfriend and girlfriend are gay words in today’s lexicon;

Good is bad and bad is good;

Progressive moral code: If it feels good then it can’t be that bad;

Feminism: we can have it all without having children;

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Decarbonization of oil is an oxymoron. See insanity above.

Our net zero decarbonized Prime Mortician is an oxymoron wearing a “Morticians R Us” suit; and

Socialism: it will be better this time…believe me…honest;

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Canadian health care system: see socialism above and collectivism at the top of the page.

And there are many others but too many to list here.

Have a nice 2026


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