Climate over the next 20 years could result in a global catastrophe costing millions of lives in wars and natural disasters..
A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a ‘Siberian’ climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.
The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies. The threat to global stability vastly eclipses that of terrorism, say the few experts privy to its contents. Author’s note: “I didn’t realize that the BLM and ANTIFA movement was caused by climate change.”
‘Disruption and conflict will be endemic features of life,’ concludes the Pentagon analysis. ‘Once again, warfare would define human life.’
“It isn’t so”……………………George.
Don’t ya just love experts? And models? And predictions?
Well, that one didn’t work Virginia. Lets move that date out a hundred years. Then they will have to believe us that the world will end due to climate change…wait for it.
Like the Maldives. UN said in January 1988 that in 30 years the Maldives would be underwater. Here it is 32 years on and as far as I know the Maldives are still with us. No problem, they will be gone 100 years from now and nobody will be able to dispute that. Naw naw naw naw naw…wait for it.
Deception:
“But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of truth will be blasphemed. And in their greed they will exploit you with false words. ”
Oxymoron of the week: “Canadian Correctional Services.” The Grand Valley federal prison for women received its first male inmate last week, a 54-year-old man who is still a fully functional male who hasn’t yet undergone re-assignment surgery. Only in Canada. Get this: “She hadn’t violated any parole conditions, but began to “present as emotionally volatile,” a “behavioural deterioration which seems to have coincided with the start of hormone therapy,” CSC documents suggest, as only a government paid shrink could assess. Wonderful zey all agreed.
Quote of the week:
Militancy is wonderful…………for pacifists.
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According to the UK Press, this is the dish Kate Middleton loves to cook:
Yesss!
Beginning to like her more and more.
Another UK Nugget. Only the Brits could come up with a headline like this one:
It’s a male copper by the way! Love those Brit tabloids.
How’s that Climate Change thingy doing for ya? Remember that Alice Cooper song? No more winters, no more snow!
Toronto Ice Storm (almost May)
From the “It’s always someone else’s fault” file comes this:
With (Canadian) household debt now at a record 171 per cent of average annual disposable income, the country faces the risk of a much worse sort of housing downturn: The kind caused by defaulting borrowers, leading to financially troubled banks, and inevitably, a recession.
But hey, its the government’s fault. Look in the mirror buddy.
For all those Canadians in massive debt here is the “Joke of the week:”
The Jewish Tie Salesman
The Jewish Tie Salesman
A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling ties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”
The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!
“Sorry, I have none, just ties – pure silk, and only $5.”
“Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but . . . I must conserve my energy and find water!”
“Okay,” said the little old Jewish man. It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me,*or *that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace.”
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, “They won’t let me in without a tie!
Good one. We need more laughter in our lives…politically correct or not!
Love this!
What will weather patterns look like by the end of the century?
Went sailing yesterday. The forecast. Sunny with cloudy periods, winds light from the NE at 5 knots. What did we get? Cloudy, raining and winds up to 12 knots from the SE.
How do they know? Well they don’t as they can’t even predict the weather tomorrow. And what models do they use in their predictions? Why these of course:
Various methods of predicting and tracking weather have been used for thousands of years, but in recent times weather patterns have become increasingly indicative of climate change. The prediction: a future of extremes, ranging from droughts, heavy rainfall, and extensive heatwaves to longer growing seasons. Here are 20 ways scientists project the weather will change, worldwide, by the end of the 21st century.
Of course, all the usual suspects. And how do they know? They don’t. This climate model would be just as accurate:
It’s going to be foggy out there for sure. Or maybe this:
Or this:
Yup, that’ll do it.
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