Now is that a male of female cabinet Justin? Or is it non binary? Or a useless piece of woke?
“Wake up to the fact that a gender-balanced cabinet is a good thing,” Trudeau thundered.
Competence be damned.
“Today, I identify as a cabinet.”
“Conservatives,” he said, “call Liberals “too woke” for investing in people, in economic growth, in families and in climate change.”
Even panhandlers have gone woke
Hey buddy, can you spare some climate change
“Too woke?” Trudeau hissed. “Hey, Pierre Poilievre, it’s time for you to wake up.”
Trudeau has gone woke and our country has gone broke because of it.
Canadians need to wake up.
“Tomorrow, I think I will identify as a balanced budget, or maybe a caucus. Yeah, a caucus”
The many faces that Trudeau identifies as. Take that Village People.
Oh and don’t forget this:
Please Shiva, hear my prayers. Get rid of those dastardly conservatives.
He has more outfits than Mr. Dress-up.
Oh, and the $10 a day day care he has promised? A total Cauc-up.
I think maybe I will identify as a “dinosaur” instead.
And, don’t forget our wondrous health care system. It’ll kill ya.
The clown world known as Canada.
Liberal logic and Canadian smugness.
“Covid is over” says Trudeau. “I am proud to say that Canada was better than any other country on the planet on the way we handled Covid.”
Tell that to the families of the people that died Justin. Cold comfort indeed.
“Yes we got rid of our older dead people faster than any other G7 country.”
WHO says COVID no longer constitutes a ‘global emergency.’
Who? The Village People, that’s WHO.
Trudeau auditioned for the Village People but was rejected as being too woke.
Canada? The only country on the planet where striking government workers are not only paid but are given $2,500.00 bonuses for going back to work.
What a country!
“I always wanted to be a grumpy old man when I grew up. Well, here I am….KILLING IT!
Next week I think I will identify as a cantankerous curmudgeon…YESSS.
Oh, and God Save The King.
King Charles III….Eerie…What!
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