Holy smoke!
And not an old fart either. Well, not quite an old fart. After all 70 is the new 50…so they say.
Hallelujah
The new pope is an American, Robert Francis Prevost, who has taken the name Leo XIV.
“Those damn Yankees,” a Canadian was heard to say. “I am never going to visit Rome ever again…until that new American pontiff is….is….is…..well….is. So there.”
On another note:
To celebrate Cinco de Mayo I went out and bought a case of mayonnaise….Whaaat?…..Whaaaat? Did I say something wrong here??
Quote of the week.
Went into an organic health food store the other day and picked up a case of shingles.
Love this:
“No it isn’t,” says Bill Nigh, the science guy. “Who are these fools anyway? It will not be nigh until I says so.” Greta nodded in appreciation, as she sails away on her “Boat to Gaza.”
Love this:
After hearing and seeing this…now, the end is nigh, huh Bill?
You got that right Shakeyjay.
Song for the new pope.
May God bless him and I wish him good luck.