Tag: Predictions

The End!

Can’t wait! Only 98 days until the Maldives disappear under water. Remember this: The UN predicted back in 1988 that if we do not do anything right NOW, as in contribute $100 Trillion to third world “tin pot” dictatorships, that the Maldives would be under water in 30 years. That’s right, by January 1st 2018. Funny that we do not hear too much about this anymore.

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The Maldives today. But hey, with the UN in charge of things, one just never knows. All of the “tin pot” dictators nodded in agreement.

 

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Sure looks like the coast of Oregon to me.

Meade and the end of the world update. All religions do not endorse this guy, except of course Holly’s Woody in the Morning elite.

25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars….Sounds like a hit song to me….On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea… At having to listen to another Bieber song!… People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken…’ Another Hulk movie by Buffalo (sic)

“’26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken…’ but not stirred!

Tuesday’s date, Nov 3 2020 was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a “date marker” in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt. Added to that was their magic marker and a direct relationship with the Mayan pyramids, Caligula’s obelisk at the Vatican, not to mention Washington’s monument in DC.  We’re doomed!

This just in from the Pope: “Meade’s views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox church. No we’re all behind Climate Change as the cause to our end of days predictions. So there! I mean you can only have so many doomsday prophecies.” BTW didn’t Saint Malakai predict only one more Pope and then we’re all doomed?
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Hey, even this guy got into the act!
“The End is Nigh,” says Bill Nye the Science Guy!

 

From the “This is Weird” file: Some dude, and I use that word loosely, has spent over $600K having plastic surgery jobs to look like Ken from “Ken and Barbie.” But, when he gets older, – I wouldn’t bet on that too much dude –  when he reaches his late 50s he wants to undergo a sex change so as to look like Barbie. “I would rather look like a sexy old lady than a saggy old man.” Alves admitted to the Daily Mail.

Boy oh boy Alves, you are in for one big surprise concerning old age gender sagginess. Boobs just don’t cut it after 40.

On another note, Pixee Fox had her ribs removed so as to look like a cartoon character…geesh. Now how about going with only 4 fingers and toes dudess! Author’s note: Her pic is so gross I won’t show it. Google her if you want to but I don’t recommend it.

Other stuff on a Friday:

Rick Mercer Report going off the air. Finally. Now I don’t have a problem with Rick Mercer per se but his “Talking to Americans” segment turned me right off his “not funny” show. It really demonstrated to me just how smug and holier than thou the elite, or left wing Canadians think they are. “I hate smugness.” There Rick, that’s my rant. Good luck to you.

Lady Gaga is going to use her real name. Oh, like Rhianna Banana. Can’t wait until it is revealed. Counting the days, hours and minutes. Changing her stage name for marriage perhaps to……”Poker Face.”

Nice thing about athletes protesting the NFL supporting BLM and refusing to honour or respect their national anthem. My response: Great. I don’t have to respect them. I can turn the channel, which I have. I also no longer watch any award shows nor do I purchase any sport memorabilia…so there!…..Geesh.

 

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“BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHECIES AND FALSE PROPHETS”

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SJ……………Out

School’s Out

Countdown to Vezelay: 107 more sleeps.

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According to the UK Press, this is the dish Kate Middleton loves to cook:

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Beginning to like her more and more.

Another UK Nugget. Only the Brits could come up with a headline like this one:

It’s a male copper by the way! Love those Brit tabloids.

How’s that Climate Change thingy doing for ya? Remember that Alice Cooper song? No more winters, no more snow!

a tree in the snow: Crews work to remove a fallen tree on Southwood Drive in Toronto during an ice storm that hit parts of Ontario on the weekend.Toronto Ice Storm (almost May)

From the “It’s always someone else’s fault” file comes this:

With (Canadian) household debt now at a record 171 per cent of average annual disposable income, the country faces the risk of a much worse sort of housing downturn: The kind caused by defaulting borrowers, leading to financially troubled banks, and inevitably, a recession.

But hey, its the government’s fault.  Look in the mirror buddy.

For all those Canadians in massive debt here is the “Joke of the week:”

The Jewish Tie Salesman
The Jewish Tie Salesman
 
A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
 
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling ties.
 
The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?”
 
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?  They are only $5.”
 
The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!
 
“Sorry, I have none, just ties – pure silk, and only $5.”
 
“Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but . . . I must conserve my energy and find water!”
 
“Okay,” said the little old Jewish man. It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me,*or *that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace.”
 
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.
 
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped,  “They won’t let me in without a tie!
Good one. We need more laughter in our lives…politically correct or not!
Love this!

What will weather patterns look like by the end of the century?

Went sailing yesterday. The forecast. Sunny with cloudy periods, winds light from the NE at 5 knots. What did we get? Cloudy, raining and winds up to 12 knots from the SE.

How do they know? Well they don’t as they can’t even predict the weather tomorrow. And what models do they use in their predictions? Why these of course:

Various methods of predicting and tracking weather have been used for thousands of years, but in recent times weather patterns have become increasingly indicative of climate change. The prediction: a future of extremes, ranging from droughts, heavy rainfall, and extensive heatwaves to longer growing seasons. Here are 20 ways scientists project the weather will change, worldwide, by the end of the 21st century.

Of course, all the usual suspects. And how do they know? They don’t. This climate model would be just as accurate:

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It’s going to be foggy out there for sure. Or maybe this:
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Or this:
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Yup, that’ll do it.
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SJ…………………………Out