Tag: Toronto

Where’s the Beef?

Why do they do this? I was starting to read this article on the internet about the 100 most unhealthy foods. By the end of the article I was starving. Of course all of my major food groups made the list. Like this one:

Unhealthy yes but boy oh boy does it taste gooood.

Slide 8 of 102: Unhealthy Ingredients: Butylated Hydroxytoluene (BHT), Butylated Hydroxyanisole (BHA), refined carbs, added sugarThere’s no sugar-coating it: sugar wreaks havoc on the body. Consuming too much of the white stuff can lead to obesity, which often causes other health problems like diabetes and heart disease. And many cereals pack more sugar into one bowl than you’ll find in a Boston Cream Donut! To make matters worse, many popular varieties like Frosted Flakes and Fruity Pebbles are also laced with Butylated Hydroxytoluene (BHT) or BHA (Butylated Hydroxyanisole), ingredients that are banned in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and much of Europe because they are thought to be carcinogenic. You’ll also want to check out the 20 Worst “Healthy” Cereals.Eat This! Instead: Cascadian Farms Chocolate O’s and Nature’s Path Peanut Butter Panda Puffs are both flavor-packed, low-sugar picks that don’t contain any scary chemicals.Froot Loops. After following this strict diet I started to look like this guy:

See the source imageor maybe this gal:

U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) arrives to listen to Michael Cohen, the former personal attorney of U.S. President Donald Trump, testify at a House Committee on Oversight and Reform hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., February 27, 2019.

How much can you press? Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko thinks she is as strong as a man. She also read the same internet article about food:

“Her latest move has caused some commentators to say that Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko wants to ban hamburgers. Former Trump advisor Sebastian Gorka told the Conservative Political Action Conference last week: “They want to take your pickup truck! They want to rebuild your home! They want to take away your hamburgers! This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved!”

Perhaps not but this guy might be a tad upset:

See the source image“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

On another note she used to work at a Taco Stand. Last time I checked Tacos were loaded with hamburger.

Speaking of hamburgers: Where’s the beef?

Man accused of stealing $100,000 in beef tenderloin. One would have to ask the question…why? For his repentance and penance he is now a spokesman for Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko.

Why not just rob a bank?

Speaking of jobs. University of Toronto is offering a free, relaxed, non judgemental hand-job workshop.

I think I’ll sign myself up as a mature student.

And not to be outdone don’t miss the rise and fall of the “Sex Week Symposium” at prestigious Yale University – the pole standard of Ivey League sex education.

Meanwhile in Canada our feminist Prime Minister is having a very bad week, and it’s only Tuesday. Seems that many of his female cabinet ministers have had enough and have abandoned this ship of fools. Last I heard one was off to the University of Toronto and the other to Yale.

They’re hiring?

House of Glass or throw the first stone. Gotta love this one:

Two political action committees founded by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s top aide funneled over $1 million in political donations into two of his own private companies, according to a complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission on Monday. Noooooooo waaaaaay, ho-zay, say it ain’t so Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko.

Love this too:

Don’t ya just love hypocrites?

I can’t take anymore.

I wonder what’s going on in Europe these days?

Oh well. It’s just the world I know:

https://youtu.be/Q7Yunydh2KQ

Have a great Navy day.

SJ…………………………………………..Out