Who Am I

Quote of the week, no month, maybe even the year:

Mark Carney describes Nova Scotia’s economic future as ‘sexy’ during Halifax visit. The PM let it slip that he finds economics “sexy,” as only a banker could, but at least he was in a safe space when he did it.

Yes it is sexy as their economy, under the Liberal government, is fooked!


This is a repost. Given all the progressive crap going on today, I still think is is germane.

Alfred E. Newman | Mad magazine, Alfred e neuman, Cartoon network

Who am I?

  • If I believe that we should live within out means, at all levels of government, then call me a conservative;
  • If I am for pro-life, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in strong family values, then call me a conservative;
  • If I have respect for people of authority, then call me a conservative;
  • If I have respect for my fellow man, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe that parents should instill values into our children, and not by proxy, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe parents should instill mores into our children then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in God and call myself a Christian, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in the “rule of law” then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in a strong country with strong human rights then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe that an individual(s) should be assessed on merit and not by gender, or race, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in a binary gender code of conduct, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in helping my fellow man, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in our duly elected representatives, right or left, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in personal responsibility, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe that there are consequences, good or bad, for our individual action(s) then call me a conservative;
  • If I don’t believe in handouts, except for those that legitimally need them, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in a hard work and moral ethos then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe that the actions of our teachers should be solely focused on the fundamentals of education – the 3 rs, and nothing else, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe that university professors should teach and not pontificate or indoctrinate, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in critical thought then call me a conservative;
  • If I appall “Group Think,” then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe in free speech then call me a conservative;
  • If I don’t believe in entitlements, for their own sake, then call me a conservative;
  • If I believe that universities do more harm than good, then call me a conservative;
  • If I respect our military, then call me a conservative; and
  • If I respect myself, then call me a conservative.

If any of the above are questionable, objectionable or offensive to you, then call yourself a liberal.


Some mysteries of life:

Have you ever noticed how many sick people shop at health food stores?? Hmmm?;

How politicians are able to talk out of both sides of their mouths, at the same time?;

Why is it that an electrical cord, or a length of line, when wound up correctly, is full of knots when unwinding? Hmmm?

When things go wrong they really go wrong;

The bus always comes along right after you light up that cigarette.

The time waiting in line at checkout is inversely proportional to the length of that line;

The 4 most terrifying words that a single male will ever hear while waiting to pay at a grocery store checkout line are; “Price check, aisle 3”

Enough for now.

 

Song for the day. A forgotten classic:

 

SJ…………………………………Out

 

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