Tag: Woman’s Day

International Women’s Day?

Do men get one as well? True-dope must be happy. He can dress up as a woman today. After all he was a Sikh yesterday and even a Prime Minister the day before that, but that didn’t go over well!

Love McDee’s tribute to women everywhere. They flipped their iconic “M” upside down to display a “W.”

“In celebration of women everywhere, and for the first time in our brand history, we flipped our iconic arches for International Women’s Day in honor of the extraordinary accomplishments of women everywhere and especially in our restaurants,” McDonald’s global chief diversity officer, Wendy Lewis, said in a statement.

“Yeah, will you have fries with that?” a huge accomplishment I would say.

And what about men? Perhaps this symbol is appropriate for International Men’s Day!

Hey, we’re coming to get ya. “W”….hoa.  Yesssssssssssss.

Sound like a sale at “W”…almart doesn’t it?

Oxymoronic “Headline of the “W”….eek:

“Trump’s Restraining Order on a Porn Star!” Sounds kinky to me. But hey I’m just a dirty and grumpy old man.

This just in from the UK. Head…line News. In time for a Royal wedding night!

The rumour: A British company is making Harry and Meghan condoms

A company called Crown Jewels (guffaw) is reportedly releasing limited-edition Harry and Meghan condoms in commemoration of the royal wedding…night. The four-pack comes with a certificate of authenticity and plays an “exclusive” mash-up of “God Save the Queen” and “The Star Spangled Banner” when you open the…er… box. Authenticity? Yes, used only once!

Seems like this Rare Earth song also plays at a certain point:

They, the Royals, are calling them, the condoms, a limited edition. “Seems appropriate on this International Woman’s Day” a royal watcher was heard to say.  “Screw them” another added.

It seems the “Doomsday Clock” professor has been put on leave due to sexual allegation allegations. His defence: “I have been doing this doomsday clock thingy now for so many years that my judgement has become blurred.”

Yes, instead of hearing…tick, tock, tick, tock, tick tock 24/7 the professor now professes to hear… dick dock, dick dock, dick dock. “I had no choice. I just had to act on my impulses” he lamented. “If I have offended any of my female doctor colleagues I am truly sorry.” What a dick.

This just in from our feminist Prime Minister.

In a conversation with Bill..” the end is nigh” Nye, Trudeau made the profound statement that we are all scientists when we are babies. In between the ums, and the ahs he stated. “Yes. If I make this noise I get milk. If I push this button or knock something off the table I get hurt. Yes, everyone is a scientist.” Bill attempted to replicate Trudeau’s hypothesis but all he got for his effort was a shitload in his pants. “That depends” was all that the peer review could come up with after this extraordinary exchange between these two giants of progressive thought….yes. Yes it does. Yes it does.

To put more salt to the intellectual wound Trudeau then bragged about his Noble (sic) Laureate Science Minister. Unfortunately she isn’t but hey, who cares, after all I am the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not. Trudeau was heard to remark. He then went off with his feminist faux woman friends.After all, this is 2018 and Canada is 100 years old…according to out dear, dear leader.

This, my dear friends is out Prime Minister!  To hell with the Doomsday Clock. We here in Canada are already DOOMED! It is already past midnight here in Canada.

On Sunday night Earnest I. White, twin brother of Walter, and founder of the AR15 Rifle Association, called on……..

In this International Day of Women, a leftist woman declares that the expressions “Merry Christmas” or “God Bless You” as triggering Islamophobia micro-aggression and must be banned. Okay, the next time I hear a Muslim woman sneeze I am going to say:  “Fook Off.”  That should do it.

Crazy world we live in.

 

SJ………………………………….Out