I couldn’t give a rat’s ass:
About the US Election;
About who wins the US Election. Yes Virginia, the sun will rise on November the 9th;
About Carbon Taxes or “The Air that I Breathe” (by the Hollies – 1974);
About the Toronto Maple Leafs. They won their first game this year. They’re already planning the parade!;
About Crap n Trade;
About pro-nouns or the anti-Christ;
About a Trans-am;
About Trans-Canada pipeline;
About Trans fat;
About Trans Gendered. Hey let Ze, He or Hir be him, her, or they, or whomever
About Climate Change;
About Global Warming;
About Global Cooling;
About space weather;
About weather
About Communities of Parties;
About Moonbats of Parties;
About Parties!
Heard last night that one lady wanted to give trick or treat-ers a toothbrush and some dental floss! I dearly hope she didn’t give out her address or where she lives as her house would surely be a prime target for the “egg man.”
About bad teeth;
Local news also ran a fairly lengthy segment about the fire hazards of Halloween costumes. That and the dental floss crowd will surely freak out new parents with young trick or treat-ers.
About do-gooders and Gladys Cravitz;
There is a danger around every pumpkin Virginia;
About white pumpkin lattes;
Jack-O-Lanterns trigger micro-aggressive behaviour; or was that just the sugar kicking in;
About safe spaces
Let kids be kids. Shut the front door for heaven’s sake;
About risk averse-ers;
Why do the media always focus on the negative?;
About the MSM;
Victorians complained about too little rain this past summer;
About the enviro-mental- lists
Victorians complain about too much rain this October;
About the LNG in the Saanich Inlet
Archimedes works for Big Oil
Eeee Gads!
Don’t worry, be happy – as Bobby McFerrin would sing. Whenever I feel low I think of this song.
It’s All Saints Day. It’s also my wife’s birthday and she is a real saint.