Stupid Is…..

Love this

Only in This Stupid World 🌎!!!

……do we leave cars πŸš™Β πŸš— worth thousands of dollars πŸ’΅ in the driveway and put Our useless junk in the garage.

Only in This Stupid World
……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in This Stupid World

…..do people order double cheeseburgers πŸ” , large fries 🍟 , and a diet Coke..

Only in This Stupid World

…..do banks leave vault doors πŸšͺΒ πŸšͺopen and then chain the pens to the counters..

Only in This Stupid World ………..do we buy wieners in packages of ten and buns
πŸ₯– πŸ₯– πŸ₯– πŸ₯– πŸ₯– πŸ₯– πŸ₯– πŸ₯–Β  in Packages of eight………!!!


Only in This Stupid World …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER
Why the sun
🌞 lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don’t you ever see the

Headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?


Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?



Why is it that Doctors
πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ call what they do ‘practice’?


Why is lemon
πŸ‹ juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons πŸ‹ ?

Why is the man who invests all your money
πŸ’΅Β πŸ’° called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse

🐭 -flavoured cat 🐱 food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?


You know that Indestructible black box
πŸ“¦ that is used on airplanes ✈️ ✈️ ?

Why don’t they make the whole plane ✈️ out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep
πŸ‘ shrink when it rains β˜”οΈ ?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of Pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now that you’ve smiled
πŸ˜€ at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile πŸ˜ƒ to (maybe even a chuckle.)

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!!!!!!!Spread the Stupidity!!!!!!!

Why are there so many sick people shopping in health food stores.

and:

Civilization in 2021Β – this is priceless

Our Phones – Wireless

Cooking – Fireless

Cars – Keyless

Food – Fatless

Tires – Tubeless

Dress – Sleeveless

Youth – Jobless

Leaders – Shameless

Relationships – Meaningless

Attitudes – Careless

Babies – Fatherless

Feelings – Heartless

Education – Valueless

Children – Mannerless

We are – SPEECHLESS,

Government is – CLUELESS,

And our Politicians are – WORTHLESS!

I’m scared – Shitless!

 

Scary and sad but true ….

SJ…Out

 

 


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