Well, it’s that time of year again when the world’s industrial countries, i.e. the west, come together for their annual pow-wow to combat climate change.
“Just think, we are going to limit temperatures to 1.5 degree Celsius. Boy are we smart or what?”
Noting that this is COP 28 should tell you something. It is an opportunity for the west to hob nob with each other at some fancy-dancy, high falutin resort and dine on caviar, shrimp, fois gras (poor geese), filet mignon and the like, while the rest of us plebes freeze in the dark. COP 28 is the 28th annual cop-out.
Afternoon breakout session at COP 27:
And you’re paying for it. Time to get out of the worthless UN.
COP 28 UAE: UN Chief calls fossil fuel production poisonous root of climate crisis
No. You are!
Speech at this year’s plenary session:
Canada, being Canada, will attend with the largest delegation of between 300-400 delegates. Led by our very own Valley Girl.
“I haven’t said I would be resigning’ over carbon pricing,” Guilbeault tells Canadian Senate
I only have two words to say about that!……………DAMN!
And another bit of good news for us Canadians:
Canadian judges increasingly make ‘governmental’ decisions: says a Supreme Court justice.
Duh…well of course they do. They are all part of the Liberal Family Compact. They are out to screw us.
Justice Malcolm Rowe argues that these governmental-type decisions include court rulings that regulate conduct, including in the operation of the economy; allocate public resources; and determine patterns of decision-making by institutions of the state in the selection of…Santa Clause.
But I love their uniforms. Just think, when not sitting on the bench they can all be out doing this:
I hear it on good authority that they have the same tailor. They are all fiscally responsible Canadian court justices…after all.
And the there is this:
Hey it’s Black Friday
Just don’t yell “FIRE”….unless it’s a sale
Then Cyber Monday, Or KFC Tuesday, or MacDees Wednesday, or Screw You Thursday and…
I AM BROKE Saturday
Smug Canadians try to shun anything American. But when it comes down to shopping? Wal-Mart here we come. Nobody does it better than the yanks.
Yes, move over Crappy Tire, here I is:
And then:
Finally…reality.
How am I gonna feed the kids?
Black Friday does live up to its name. There is a reason it is called “Black.”
Not for me.
And like Black Friday, as annoying as it is, here is an equally annoying song.
…why do they call it Black Friday when everyone is in the red?
Heard in passing:
“Boy oh Boy Doug. Are Canadians ever stupid. We can promise them anything…eh Doug…Doug?”
When the Ontario of Doug Ford (seated above with Justin case) and federal governments greenlit one of the biggest corporate subsidy payouts in Canadian history last summer, their main pitch was the deal would create Canadian jobs.
Last week, during a visit by South Korean Ambassador Woongsoon Lim to Windsor, Ont., a social media post by the Windsor Police casually mentioned that “1,600 South Koreans” would soon be arriving in the community to staff the Stellantis plant, which is set to open next year.
Canadian Jobs? What jobs? Perhaps firefighters. It is an electric car battery plant after all.
Liberal spin on hearing the news:
“We’re going to maximize Canadian workers. We’re going to have a transfer of knowledge allowing us to be successful for decades to come,” Minister Champagne says regarding potential use of temporary foreign workers for the Canadian subsidized Stellantis EV battery plant in Windsor.
“Yeah but Justin case, Canadians are really stupid. After all, they voted for us!”
Liberal Logic:
The world is a dangerous place. Wars and rumours of war are sprouting up all over the planet. The Liberal Party of Canada does what in response:
Liberal-nomics: Gobblygook:
While Ontario and the feds have maintained that the $28 billion for Volkswagen and Stellantis will yield a net gain in the long term, a September analysis by the Parliamentary Budget Officer estimated that — if all goes according to plan — it will take 20 years for governments to break even. Taxpayers could still be looking at a $14 billion net loss. Not to be outdone Prime Minister Justin Case Trudeau was in Maple Ridge, B.C., to announce the opening of another $1 billion battery plant that would be supported by up to $300 million in federal and provincial funds.
In reality:
A real Liberal shady character.
Liberal Budgetary Planning? Money for nothing:
What happens when banks lose your money?
That’s easy. They charge you a finder’s fee of course.