Canadian Liberals

 

Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends.

And…

…why do they call it Black Friday when everyone is in the red?

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Heard in passing:

“Boy oh Boy Doug. Are Canadians ever stupid. We can promise them anything…eh Doug…Doug?”

When the Ontario of Doug Ford (seated above with Justin case) and federal governments greenlit one of the biggest corporate subsidy payouts in Canadian history last summer, their main pitch was the deal would create Canadian jobs.

Last week, during a visit by South Korean Ambassador Woongsoon Lim to Windsor, Ont., a social media post by the Windsor Police casually mentioned that “1,600 South Koreans” would soon be arriving in the community to staff the Stellantis plant, which is set to open next year.

Canadian Jobs? What jobs? Perhaps firefighters. It is an electric car battery plant after all.

Liberal spin on hearing the news:

“We’re going to maximize Canadian workers. We’re going to have a transfer of knowledge allowing us to be successful for decades to come,” Minister Champagne says regarding potential use of temporary foreign workers for the Canadian subsidized Stellantis EV battery plant in Windsor.

“Yeah but Justin case, Canadians are really stupid. After all, they voted for us!”

Liberal Logic:

The world is a dangerous place. Wars and rumours of war are sprouting up all over the planet. The Liberal Party of Canada does what in response:

Liberal-nomics: Gobblygook:

While Ontario and the feds have maintained that the $28 billion for Volkswagen and Stellantis will yield a net gain in the long term, a September analysis by the Parliamentary Budget Officer estimated that — if all goes according to plan — it will take 20 years for governments to break even. Taxpayers could still be looking at a $14 billion net loss. Not to be outdone Prime Minister Justin Case Trudeau was in Maple Ridge, B.C., to announce the opening of another $1 billion battery plant that would be supported by up to $300 million in federal and provincial funds.

In reality:

A real Liberal shady character.

Liberal Budgetary Planning? Money for nothing:

What happens when banks lose your money?

That’s easy. They charge you a finder’s fee of course.