As mentioned earlier:
Sultan al-Jaber, cousin of Jabba da Hutt and Dubai’s oil patch leader, oversaw the creation of the world’s first climate damage fund. The tentative agreement was met with a standing ovation from delegates in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, on the opening of the UN climate conference.
Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.
The new fund has been set up to help developing countries cope with the impacts of climate change such as floods, drought and rising sea levels. The U.A.E. and Germany both pledged $100 million US.
Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.
Canada pledges $15M dollars for this fund. Of course no-one with any brains is going to contribute to this fund except Canada and that is because Justin-case you were not aware Tru-dough is a good little boy scout and wants to be the Dear Leader of the world in saving the planet. Meanwhile Canadians are starving under his climate action plan.
World leader’s response to Canada’s pledge?
“Thanks Canada. This will go a long way in the purchase of my new yacht.”
And, you can’t make this stuff up! Sadly.
Also on Monday, the Canadian federal government announced an investment of $30 million to establish a Methane Centre of Excellence.
Are you kidding me? Centre of Excellence for Hot Air? Only in Canada you say? Shitty. But they already have that. Its called the Canadian Parliament.
Response has been immediate:
Excellence dude
So, in one day the feds have wasted $45M of your money Canada. And for what?
“And the chicks are free.” but not in Dubai at COP 28 lads.
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