Sultan al-Jaber, cousin of Jabba da Hutt and Dubai’s oil patch leader, oversaw the creation of the world’s first climate damage fund. The tentative agreement was met with a standing ovation from delegates in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, on the opening of the UN climate conference.
Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.
The new fund has been set up to help developing countries cope with the impacts of climate change such as floods, drought and rising sea levels. The U.A.E. and Germany both pledged $100 million US.
Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.
Canada pledges $15M dollars for this fund. Of course no-one with any brains is going to contribute to this fund except Canada and that is because Justin-case you were not aware Tru-dough is a good little boy scout and wants to be the Dear Leader of the world in saving the planet. Meanwhile Canadians are starving under his climate action plan.
World leader’s response to Canada’s pledge?
“Thanks Canada. This will go a long way in the purchase of my new yacht.”
And, you can’t make this stuff up! Sadly.
Also on Monday, the Canadian federal government announced an investment of $30 million to establish a Methane Centre of Excellence.
Are you kidding me? Centre of Excellence for Hot Air? Only in Canada you say? Shitty. But they already have that. Its called the Canadian Parliament.
Response has been immediate:
Excellence dude
So, in one day the feds have wasted $45M of your money Canada. And for what?
“And the chicks are free.” but not in Dubai at COP 28 lads.
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COP28 Climate Summit Takes Aim At Emissions More Powerful Than Carbon.
Like hot air!
From Texas to Turkmenistan, global leaders at the COP28 climate summit in Dubai are taking a big swing at cutting methane, a potent greenhouse gas produced by oil and gas drilling, livestock and rotting vegetation. They are using financial incentives combined with strict new regulations to get countries and energy firms on board.
Yes, a cow fart is a lot more powerful than hot air, but not as dangerous.
“Beano” stock has skyrocketed. You know that rib eye you love so much? The UN climate Nazis are coming for you…if you let them.
On the announcement of this at the COP fest a large grunt, burp and fart of approval were heard around the world. Cows are rejoicing.
Milk Nazis at the UN say “no milk for you.” Come back one year at COP 29…in Yellowknife. That’ll cure global warming.
Administration officials (at the UN) say the methane rule—which will be phased in over the next two years after two years of contentious debate—will cool the planet and improve public health.
How on earth do they know that? Modelling by the UN’s “I pee see see that’s how. Bring in Captain America. He’ll save the day.
Time to get out of the UN before they kill us all…to save the planet.
Sad…I was told of a young man who wanted to be an airline pilot but cast that dream aside because of the carbon footprint of airplanes and what that is doing to the planet. Sad situation. Our young people have been indoctrinated and brain-washed by the UN and our educators.
Given that the human body comprises over 18% carbon, why haven’t our leaders led by example and taken themselves out of the gene pool? Huh?…Huh? Just saying.
“Bitcoins and climate change are the currency of madness.”
By the by…there is no way on this God green and given earth are we going to go to Yellowknife for COP29.
Brrrr:
The weather witches here where I live told us via “fear porn” that an atmospheric river is happening right now and we’re all going to die. Well, here it is outside of my window today.
They, the UN weather witches, cannot get one day’s forecast right so how can they predict climate catastrophe??
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And so it begins. COP 28, the largest climate summit ever, in the history of what-ever!!!
Sultan al-Jaber, cousin of Jabba da Hutt and Dubai’s oil patch leader, oversaw the creation of the world’s first climate damage fund. The tentative agreement was met with a standing ovation from delegates in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, on the opening of the UN climate conference.
The new fund has been set up to help developing countries cope with the impacts of climate change such as floods, drought and rising sea levels. The U.A.E. and Germany both pledged $100 million US.
Bring it on:
Yesssss. I love the UN cause I love your money…and Rib-Eyes. I need more medals – such as a UN medal.
The agreement came following a declaration from the World Meteorological Organization (a UN organization) that 2023 will be the warmest year recorded in human history.
Just like 2022,2021,2020,2019,2018…..2005,2004…whenever was!
According to the UN, every year, every month and every day is/are the hottest years, months, days, minutes and seconds in the entire history of the world, don’t ya know. And hotter than a Hooter’s recruitment drive, don’t ya wish. Of course all of this hot air began when the UN weather specialists (experts) started recording ground temps rather than air temps, which are taken about one meter above the ground and is the standard for weather gauges worldwide.
This is an example of what happens at ground level:
According to the UN: “We are living through climate collapse in real time and the impact is devastating,” UN Secretary General António Guterres said to delegates. “Record global heating should send shivers down the spines of world leaders, and it should trigger them to act.”
Hey isn’t that an oxymoron? How can one be shivering if we have record hot temperatures? Hmmm? Just saying.
Problem is is that the world right now lacks real leadership. If we had real leadership the climate cartel in New York would be eliminated by now as the frauds that they really are. Hey, even the Mexican’t cartels are taking notice of the UN’s scam and want to get in on the action. I hear that they are promoting a new take-all TACO Time and are setting up a TACO Time Wagon at the entrance to the UN HQ in New York.
City centers are heat sinks, don’t ya know.
Funny that the UN doesn’t see the irony in this: The president of this year’s conference, being held in oil rich Dubai, is also the CEO of Dubai’s major oil company.
And what are they going to do about it? CO2 is the life blood of our planet as they, the UN, want to get rid of it and kill us all!
Do they think we are stupid? I guess they do.
But…but, we have set up this emergency fund to help third world countries adapt to the fallout of climate change catastrophe (see pic above). And we have agreed to do this on the first day of the conference…yayyyyyyyy… something that has never happened before. Canada has not announced a contribution as yet but rest assured True-dough will contribute more money that any other country. Because…? Well, Justin-cause, that’s why.
Smoke and mirrors:
And politicians can blow smoke out of both sides of their mouths.
Time to get out of the UN.
It all boils down to one thing…MONEY!
This is a scam. We are being deceived and bamboozled big time.
COP 29 should be held in Yellowknife NWT. Let’s see how many delegates come to Yellowknife in the winter? Whose blowing snow now?
Time to get out of the UN before they destroy us as a sovereign nation.
