Hmmm?
In other words…well, it kinda goes like this:
Pass the popcorn!
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah:
Where life imitates art:
President Trump’s Situation Room:
Dr. Strangelove’s US War Room
US Chairman Joint Chiefs: General Razin Caine
“Iran cannot, I repeat, cannot have a nuclear weapon. I took my cue from General Colin Powell and Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction. Wooo-haw.” or “How do I look in my air force blues? Impressive?”
Dr Strangelove’s General Jack D Ripper.
Trump’s Secretary of Defence: Peter Hegseth – A real Class Act…not! ” I just love President Trump. His leadership is a thing to watch. Our dynamic Commander in Chief. He doesn’t hesitate. He leads. I love it. Wooo-haw. A truly, truly impressive man. I love him. I would crawl over broken glasses of Bud Light to follow him. He is my bud…my idol.”
Pregnant pause here folks. Cue to:
Dr. Strangelove
“Hei….erm Hi. I am the expert in all things that go boom, ya-vol!”
“I will just ride things out. Yes, things will be great everybody, really great, really, really great. Yes they will, yes they will, for everyone. Great!
Yes they will, especially for Iran and the people of Tehran.
Next? The world! Great Scott!
I love my bombs!
Hee Haw
US invades IRAQ in 2003…based on a lie. 20 years later with countless killed….killed….killed….killed. “Really, really great. Yes…mmmm, it will be really, really great. Yes it will. Pre-emptive! How I love that word. It’s performative. Yes it is. It really is…you bet.”
Shakeyjay is out of sight, out of his mind and out of here.
Have a great day.