Chili Con Carney

Chili Con Carney, with emphasis of the Con.

Just like the aftermath of a great chili, liquid natural gas gives one the shytes and requires a good shot of Keopectate. No wonder then that climate change proponents want us to convert to wind and solar.

But with unintended consequences:

Not that. This:

A beautiful landscape turned ugly. But that is an enviro-mental-ist’s wet dream.

Breaking News

The United Nations has just declared what many of us have known for years:

That Climate Change and Global Warming (by Humans) is a hoax and a massive fraud.

After billions and billions and billions of dollars spent….later.

But…but…we need climate change to fund our yachts…don’t ya know. Climate Cash is king.

What about our Climate COP-Outs? In Monaco, Virgin Islands, South America, Davos? Paris? Where to next Antonio?

                                                     Ehhhhh? Whatsda matter with youse? Fungu to you too. Go COP yerself.

“Whew, ” says this cow. “Thank gawd for that bit of news. I dodged a bullet there.”

“I am really happy now….mooooooo!”

And, I don’t have to hold my breath for a minute every time I inhale anymore to reduce my carbon footprint.

But not to worry as Canada’s Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney is on the file.

             Who cares!                                                      And I buy my suits at Morticians R Us!

“Not to worry as Canada is the “boy scout” of the world. We will destroy our economy to achieve my…erm…our…net zero goal and receive this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. All for a minute speech to the Davos converted.

And, as a banker…count on it!

As only a wanker, I mean banker, could say. Who is the real wanker on the world stage?

Have a nice day. I am having chili for lunch.

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