The 51st State

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Canada is, in essence…the 51st state.
Canadians watch American TV. They subscribe to Netflix, Prime, Disney and others. They love American movies, American music, the Oscars, the Grammys, Golden Globes while generally shunning and ridiculing the Juno’s. They follow CNN, MSNBC, late night with Colbert, Kimmel et al. They shop online with Amazon, Wayfair, Spotify and religiously follow their favorite NFL Team while belittling the CFL as some kind of bad joke.  They idolize cultural icons like Mike Myers, William Shatner, Neil Young, Joni  Mitchell, Drake, Bieber, Ackroyd and many others, all of whom consider themselves American citizens or they live in the US, or who owe their success to American largess. They know where their bread is buttered and it is not in Canada. They are proud of Canadian hockey players like Gretzky, Crosby and others who live in the US and are paid in US dollars as the Canadian dollar is known currently as the northern Peso. Canadians know more about the US political scene then they do about their own country’s political leaders and issues. The number one issue of this election, as some polls and party leaders are suggesting, is Trump. That is indicative of the fact that by following and showing their anti Americanism or demonstrating their Trump Derangement Syndrome, Canadians are US Democrat Party proxies. By trashing and vandalizing Teslas, they are demonstrating their environmental hypocrisy and support of the Democrats. And why? Musk works for the US government, not the Canadian government. If Canadians hate Americans and the US so much, explain Snowbirds to me, or those who love to participate in cross border shopping. In my mind, Canada may be Canada but that is in name only. In reality and by default Canada is the 51st state of the USA.
So there……………
And they have great patriotic songs.

 

Now let’s see. Besides the Americans, you can also see Neil Young, Jim Carey (Toronto), Mike Myers (Toronto – elbows up)) in this video after 9/11. Go to minute 1:45 to skip Clint’s preamble.

Wake Up Canada and vote with your head and not your emotions.

I Am…Anonymous

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I have full confidence in my Finance Minister. Any talk otherwise is pure speculation, so says Tru-dough of his current finance minister More-dough

If elected PM, I will never prorogue parliament like that dastardly dictator Stephen Harper did.

By the way, if you are of pro life there is no room for you in the Liberal Party of Canada. Sign here please…………………………….if you want money from our government for your youth program.

I never groped that woman.

I am translucent…er…I mean…transparent…er trans perhaps?!?!

I have never been friends with the Kielburger brothers. My family has never benefitted from the WE organization. Believe WE!

I never took a vacation with the Aga Khan.

I will balance the budget in 4 years.

I never wore blackface.

I love dressing up as an Indian. East… West…Indigenous or otherwise. It doesn’t really matter.

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

Canada is guilty of genocide – meaning all Canadians.

Canadians are systemically racist.

(To Canadians) I support our oil and gas sector. (To Davos) I am ashamed of our oil and gas sector and of being a Canadian.

Canada, under my leadership, will be the world’s first post national state. (Liberal Code for globalism and proroguie of a one world government under the auspices of the United Nations.)

All the best PMs are from Quebec. All PMs should be from Quebec.

SNC Lavalin…say no more, say no more.  “Pass the cheese Raybould.”

As a Liberal leader (Chretien, 1993) I will abolish the GST once elected. Post election? I never said anything of the kind.

Admiral Mark Norman! ” I was upset with the Admiral because his first name ended with the letter K and not a C”

The carbon tax is revenue neutral. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. That’s a good one…. Justin.

See the source imageI never said that.

Have to go. I am having prorogies for dinner tonight….yummy, especially the oka cheese ones.

Remember, I am  anonymous and so is Chili Con Carney.

SJ……………………Out

 

 

 

Kevin: He Is My Brother

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My Brother passed 24 June 2019.

An Ode to My Brother “Kevin”

 

Kevin was born, the fourth child, sworn

In Gods’ true family, a baby’s destiny

Rejoice-full stares and thankful prayers

Of a healthy child, of a mother mild

At coming through, the process true

The laughter sought, begotten naught

Of the miracle there, a lifetime bare

For all to see such a healthy deed

 

As Kevin grows, there’s something throws

My parents off, their happiness tossed

For something’s wrong, the mind’s not strong

A normal test, stagnation rests

Amid the wires, short circuit fires

The body’s good, with thoughts that should

Be normal fare for all to share,

But horrid thoughts of retard brought those tears to their eyes

 

Kevin grew, his body true,

With a childlike stance, pure innocence

Not violent nature, more godlike creature

He laughed and played till nature stayed

His friends away at an early age

They grew apart for their thoughts were smart

For Kevin stayed a certain way

His body grew but nature threw a curve his way

 

I knew of him, a brother’s whim,

Though smart I’m not to that life a lot

My ignorant ways, those selfish days

My life to live, and little to give

My Dad was there to share his cares

A life protected, Dad’s love projected

They were pals you see and fun to be

For around the home all sports were known

 

But nature came, struck down that game,

My dad was gone, forever done

His fractured heart, its damaged part

A life cut short, so young, so “mort”

His pal’s alone, confused, and thrown

Aside you see, society

Understanding less, his best time guest

Was forever done, forever gone

 

I woke up fast to a lifetime cast

My mother’s burden to raise him further

For Kevin’s mind, so childlike finds

The wrestler’s madness became Kevin’s gladness

His thoughts were busy, wrestle-mania frenzy

It kept him sharp and today he’s smart

Of thirty-years of wrestling fears

Adrenalin rush, stark madness crush

 

The Sheiks a bust, Laredo lusts,

The pencils fly into the eyes, the crowds all cheer.

Hulk charges thus, Rick Flair’s not just

Stone Cold you see, his heroes be

The wrestling greats, alive he waits

For the next excursion, the Sky-Dome version

Wrestle-Mania Eight, Summer-Slams, can’t wait.

His life so simple, his dolls his symbols

 

To comprehend my lifetime trends

My worries there, my foolish cares

I think of him, our “Tiny Tim”

A life so precious, his thoughts so gracious

I see him often, my burdens soften,

His outlook ‘s clear, no worried fears

For he ain’t sharp – no matter smarts

His life is dear to those few so near

 

I am so lucky

To have him

As my brother

© John Morrison, 2004


The Avarice Rap

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This was written during the financial crisis of 2008. It is dedicated to those who represent corruption and greed…everywhere.

Visiting the New York Stock Exchange

The Avarice Rap (2008)

In God we trust

The green back thrust

Go, beggars there

The weak beware

Through investor’s scams

You’ll drown in spam

For the strong survive

You paupers… die

Below the waves

Drown working slave

For we are strong

And you were wrong

You trust us now?

We laugh out loud

At the foolish rules

And our integrity…fools

Our riches rich

You thank-less bitch

We gave you hope

On a slippery slope

Deceit was fun

A delightful run

Dream fraudulent dreams

You of meager means

A sucker’s scorn, HA!

Each second born

A fix for fools

For we know the rules

To bend our ways

Our advisors say

It’s the business maxim

To avoid the taxman

We’re rich and strong

You’re poor and wrong

Invest…. beware

Of our deceitful shares

Go down our path

Use righteous math

We cook the books

To make it look

Like the fools you are

Around the bar

To talk of cash

For work that’s trash

Without fair value

We laugh at buy – you

Fools are greedy

The avariciousness needy

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You see….

We need the cash

To forever flash

Our rolls of bills

That buy many a thrill

Our antique cars

Our hobbies “jar”

So off we go

To the Hampton Roads

Our Rosedale mansions

The links, our passion

My yacht it sucks

Thirty million bucks

She beckons fair

On seas, beware

Of the dangers, lurk

My executives smirk

Of a life so easy

Best practices, sleazy

But am I wrong

To be so strong

You judge me so

As your avarice grows

Avarice Greed

For I am strong

And you were wrong

To trust me dearly

You paid so keenly

For society’s greed

Fed the “ticker’s” need

To rise so smartly

And fall so sharply

You sang the song

Kept avarice strong

… and my ethics pleasing

© John Morrison

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