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This was taken from a Canadian immigration website!
Hey, we’re here for ya Canada.
Weather map of Lake Erie: Alert…warning! Lake Erie is warming. It is like bathwater.
Warning! Alert. Soon Lake Erie will be like a Hot Tub if we don’t stop using fossil fuels! So say our climate ex…pervs.
Oops, wrong photo. Lake Erie in winter.
It is getting warmer and hotter, Lake Erie is. So say our weather witches.
Wow! Can you believe these guys? Not me.
Or how about this from our weather fanatics:
It used to be red. Now its ashen grey to illustrate the deadly effects of climate change.
Not scared enough. Well, how about those deadly nor’easters?
It’s Armageddon and were all going to die. Yes we are Virginia but not from the brew of the weather witches.
Univershity?….no thanks.
“There is a clear and present freakout going on right now. I’ve heard from six governors in the last six months. I’ve heard from the heads of major companies.”
“Suspected YVR (Vancouver Airport) hijacker claimed to be ‘messenger of Allah’ sent to ‘save humanity from climate change,’” (Jarryd Jäger, Western Standard, July 17, 2025):
But…but…but
Wouldn’t it be “Islamophobic” to doubt him? Canadian authorities under the authority of “Islamophobia” czar Amira Elghawaby should order the relevant officials to apologize for arresting this hero.
Given that this is Canada, they will!
And in related elbows up and we’re not the 51st state here in Canada news because were not American BS comes this:
American fighter planes scramble to intercept the hijacker over Vancouver – Canadian airspace.
The Canadian Airforce was busy pressing their new sky-blue uniforms for their new planes.
And….they could not get their fighters off the ground…
June is over!
Don’t ya just love them Liberals, especially Chrystia Freelunch.
I’m so proud! Give me a kiss!
I am not a whatever-phobe but why oh why do we have to be reminded that we have to support or tolerate this lifestyle for a whole month (the entire summer in Canada). Be whoever you are, be proud of it, but leave the rest of us who are not LGBTQ out of it. Just go your own way, and like the rest of us, be quiet about your nature.
An excerpt from “Red Jewel.” It is available on Amazon.com or Amazon.ca.
“Ruth and I grew closer and closer as the months turned into years. Often times we would go out on the Dart in “Lilly” and explore the area stopping from time to time on a bank of cool grass upriver a way. We talked…erm…she talked of many things. She was a young woman now. Gone were the boyish locks. Her hair now fell to her shoulders, fashionably coifed with natural curls that were interspersed and intertwined within wave upon wave of strawberry blond tresses that were particularly radiant in the afterglow of a late afternoon sun. Her complexion was flawless and was all the more exotic and welcoming by just a hint of makeup. She was naturally beautiful. Well proportioned, athletic, strong. Her breasts were mature and full, not large, just perfect for her physical size. She had her mother’s eyes I was told. Hazel green for the most part with the slightest touch of grey and an intimation of violet if the sunlight graced her features just so. You could almost detect the coloured hint of violet in a surprise reflective measure of sunlight only to lose sight of it on closer inspection.
“Whaaaat” she would say, teasingly, as my gaze burrowed into her eyes.
“Your eyes Ruth.” I thought they to be green, hazel perhaps, but just then I could detect some violet. Violet, for heaven’s sake?”
“My eyes are green Nigel Filtness.” she laughed as if she needed to scold me, turn me straight. “Maybe a tad hazel but green predominantly.”
Predominantly…predominantly? She had a better way with words than I will ever have. Her diction and enunciation were precise, flawless really, unlike the guttural slang that came out of my mouth. I was intimidated by her yet she never belittled me.
“I like you Nigel Filtness.” she would announce, as if she was my queen and I her peon…jester. “King….Nigel”, never the Queen. I may be female but I would be KING of all of England, and Wales, maybe Scotland, Ireland perhaps. No, no never Scotland as I can never understand the brogue there.” She giggled. “But Ireland? Ah, the land of song, poetry, romance and tragedy. Oh forlorn and suffering, tragic Ireland be: the Emerald Isle.
“Ireland?” I would ask of her as I lay on my back, my eyes closed, the sun high in the sky but on with its western slide.
“Yes Ireland Nigel” she sat there, smiling, as if pleased with her own insight, sitting as she was with her legs flat out across the grass in front of her with her arms back and to her sides holding her up. “Yes Ireland Nigel, the land of Yeats, of Shaw, of Oscar Wilde…”
“Oh the “poofter” I interjected.
Not saying a word she looked down at me with a scorn that could mortally wound.
“Of Oscar Wilde, Joyce, Michael Collins…” she paused and sighed a long passionate sounding sigh…of the revolutionaries, 1916 Ireland with Padraigh Pearse…”
“Who?” I countered.
“Padraigh Pearse Nigel. Padraigh was an Irish romantic: a poet, scholar, barrister, revolutionary of the 1916 Irish Rebellion. He was a tragic figure – a naive Irish ideologue hero. He was executed as one of the Irish rebels of the Easter Riots.”
“Oh, you don’t say” was about all I could say. I felt extremely low intellectually whenever I was with Ruth.
Nevertheless Ruth and I became inseparable. “Lilly” and “Lillian” were our common thread; our common bond; and our common love for sailing. Soon, the intricacies of Lillian’s unique gaff rig configuration became second nature to both of us. We knew “Lillian’s” quirks like the backs of our palms. It was not long before Mr Sommers had full confidence in both of us. And before long it was not an unusual sight for the Dartmouth and Kingswear sailing community to recognize us both for what we were: respected local seafarers. “Lillian,” and us, became synonymous with the regulars of the sailing community, particularly those members of the Royal Dartmouth Yacht Club, of which Mr Sommers was a lifetime member, as an icon of the Dart maritime environment. Even the Royal Naval College took note of us, particularly Petty Officer Brand.”
It was fun researching and writing this book. Sailors and non sailors alike will enjoy this story.
There was a time, not long ago, when Canada handled disagreements with steel in its spine and clarity in its speech, when travel advisories were reserved for unstable regimes, war zones, or viral outbreaks. Now? Canadians are being told that the United States, their neighbor, ally, and trading partner, might detain them for crossing the border with a suitcase and a hotel reservation.
In official Canadian travel guidance, ICE, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, is now painted as a threat to ordinary Canadians. Not criminals. Not visa violators. But tourists. Families. Seniors heading to Florida for the winter. Parents visiting their kids in college. Hockey teams en route to weekend tournaments.
That’s not just misinformation. It’s manipulation. And propaganda. Don’t fall for it.
But………..
Our Prime Mortician Carney bets that you’ll fall for it. You’ll forget your instincts, andyou’ll second-guess what you already know: America isn’t your enemy.
He wants you to look over your shoulder. Cancelling trips. Sharing headlines instead of memories.
But that’s not who we are.
Canadians have lived through blizzards, floods, recessions, andblackouts. We’ve fixed our fences. Fought our fires. We don’t scare easily.
And we shouldn’t now.
So….
Take the trip.
Drive down Highway 61. Fly into Chicago. Visit friends in Ohio. Grab ribs in Kansas City. Cheer on the kids at their hockey tournament in Buffalo.
You won’t find vans. You’ll find neighbors.
And if anyone gives you grief at the border, it won’t be ICE. It’ll be the voice in your head repeating what Ottawa told you.
Ignore it.
You know the truth.
Carney may need this lie.
You don’t.
Carney uses fear as his negotiation tool, not with the US but with Canadians. He knows that Eastern Canadians, his foundation and base, will fall for this.
This bit of ghost-lighting is brought to you by our Prime Mortician.
“Drats! It’s Dudley but I will preside over the death of Canada.”