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The 51st State
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Now let’s see. Besides the Americans, you can also see Neil Young, Jim Carey (Toronto), Mike Myers (Toronto – elbows up)) in this video after 9/11. Go to minute 1:45 to skip Clint’s preamble.
Wake Up Canada and vote with your head and not your emotions.
I Am…Anonymous
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I have full confidence in my Finance Minister. Any talk otherwise is pure speculation, so says Tru-dough of his current finance minister More-dough
If elected PM, I will never prorogue parliament like that dastardly dictator Stephen Harper did.
By the way, if you are of pro life there is no room for you in the Liberal Party of Canada. Sign here please…………………………….if you want money from our government for your youth program.
I never groped that woman.
I am translucent…er…I mean…transparent…er trans perhaps?!?!
I have never been friends with the Kielburger brothers. My family has never benefitted from the WE organization. Believe WE!
I never took a vacation with the Aga Khan.
I will balance the budget in 4 years.
I never wore blackface.
I love dressing up as an Indian. East… West…Indigenous or otherwise. It doesn’t really matter.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
Canada is guilty of genocide – meaning all Canadians.
Canadians are systemically racist.
(To Canadians) I support our oil and gas sector. (To Davos) I am ashamed of our oil and gas sector and of being a Canadian.
Canada, under my leadership, will be the world’s first post national state. (Liberal Code for globalism and proroguie of a one world government under the auspices of the United Nations.)
All the best PMs are from Quebec. All PMs should be from Quebec.
SNC Lavalin…say no more, say no more. “Pass the cheese Raybould.”
As a Liberal leader (Chretien, 1993) I will abolish the GST once elected. Post election? I never said anything of the kind.
Admiral Mark Norman! ” I was upset with the Admiral because his first name ended with the letter K and not a C”
The carbon tax is revenue neutral. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. That’s a good one…. Justin.
I never said that.
Have to go. I am having prorogies for dinner tonight….yummy, especially the oka cheese ones.
Remember, I am anonymous and so is Chili Con Carney.
SJ……………………Out
Kevin: He Is My Brother
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My Brother passed 24 June 2019.
An Ode to My Brother “Kevin”
Kevin was born, the fourth child, sworn
In Gods’ true family, a baby’s destiny
Rejoice-full stares and thankful prayers
Of a healthy child, of a mother mild
At coming through, the process true
The laughter sought, begotten naught
Of the miracle there, a lifetime bare
For all to see such a healthy deed
As Kevin grows, there’s something throws
My parents off, their happiness tossed
For something’s wrong, the mind’s not strong
A normal test, stagnation rests
Amid the wires, short circuit fires
The body’s good, with thoughts that should
Be normal fare for all to share,
But horrid thoughts of retard brought those tears to their eyes
Kevin grew, his body true,
With a childlike stance, pure innocence
Not violent nature, more godlike creature
He laughed and played till nature stayed
His friends away at an early age
They grew apart for their thoughts were smart
For Kevin stayed a certain way
His body grew but nature threw a curve his way
I knew of him, a brother’s whim,
Though smart I’m not to that life a lot
My ignorant ways, those selfish days
My life to live, and little to give
My Dad was there to share his cares
A life protected, Dad’s love projected
They were pals you see and fun to be
For around the home all sports were known
But nature came, struck down that game,
My dad was gone, forever done
His fractured heart, its damaged part
A life cut short, so young, so “mort”
His pal’s alone, confused, and thrown
Aside you see, society
Understanding less, his best time guest
Was forever done, forever gone
I woke up fast to a lifetime cast
My mother’s burden to raise him further
For Kevin’s mind, so childlike finds
The wrestler’s madness became Kevin’s gladness
His thoughts were busy, wrestle-mania frenzy
It kept him sharp and today he’s smart
Of thirty-years of wrestling fears
Adrenalin rush, stark madness crush
The Sheiks a bust, Laredo lusts,
The pencils fly into the eyes, the crowds all cheer.
Hulk charges thus, Rick Flair’s not just
Stone Cold you see, his heroes be
The wrestling greats, alive he waits
For the next excursion, the Sky-Dome version
Wrestle-Mania Eight, Summer-Slams, can’t wait.
His life so simple, his dolls his symbols
To comprehend my lifetime trends
My worries there, my foolish cares
I think of him, our “Tiny Tim”
A life so precious, his thoughts so gracious
I see him often, my burdens soften,
His outlook ‘s clear, no worried fears
For he ain’t sharp – no matter smarts
His life is dear to those few so near
I am so lucky
To have him
As my brother
© John Morrison, 2004
The Avarice Rap
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This was written during the financial crisis of 2008. It is dedicated to those who represent corruption and greed…everywhere.
The Avarice Rap (2008)
In God we trust
The green back thrust
Go, beggars there
The weak beware
Through investor’s scams
You’ll drown in spam
For the strong survive
You paupers… die
Below the waves
Drown working slave
For we are strong
And you were wrong
You trust us now?
We laugh out loud
At the foolish rules
And our integrity…fools
Our riches rich
You thank-less bitch
We gave you hope
On a slippery slope
Deceit was fun
A delightful run
Dream fraudulent dreams
You of meager means
A sucker’s scorn, HA!
Each second born
A fix for fools
For we know the rules
To bend our ways
Our advisors say
It’s the business maxim
To avoid the taxman
We’re rich and strong
You’re poor and wrong
Invest…. beware
Of our deceitful shares
Go down our path
Use righteous math
We cook the books
To make it look
Like the fools you are
Around the bar
To talk of cash
For work that’s trash
Without fair value
We laugh at buy – you
Fools are greedy
The avariciousness needy
You see….
We need the cash
To forever flash
Our rolls of bills
That buy many a thrill
Our antique cars
Our hobbies “jar”
So off we go
To the Hampton Roads
Our Rosedale mansions
The links, our passion
My yacht it sucks
Thirty million bucks
She beckons fair
On seas, beware
Of the dangers, lurk
My executives smirk
Of a life so easy
Best practices, sleazy
But am I wrong
To be so strong
You judge me so
As your avarice grows
For I am strong
And you were wrong
To trust me dearly
You paid so keenly
For society’s greed
Fed the “ticker’s” need
To rise so smartly
And fall so sharply
You sang the song
Kept avarice strong
… and my ethics pleasing
© John Morrison