COP 28: Money For Nothing

As mentioned earlier:

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Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.

The new fund has been set up to help developing countries cope with the impacts of climate change such as floods, drought and rising sea levels. The U.A.E. and Germany both pledged $100 million US.

Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.

Canada pledges $15M dollars for this fund. Of course no-one with any brains is going to contribute to this fund except Canada and that is because Justin-case you were not aware Tru-dough is a good little boy scout and wants to be the Dear Leader of the world in saving the planet. Meanwhile Canadians are starving under his climate action plan.

World leader’s response to Canada’s pledge?

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“Thanks Canada. This will go a long way in the purchase of my new yacht.”

And, you can’t make this stuff up! Sadly.

Also on Monday, the Canadian federal government announced an investment of $30 million to establish a Methane Centre of Excellence.

Are you kidding me? Centre of Excellence for Hot Air? Only in Canada you say? Shitty. But they already have that. Its called the Canadian Parliament.

Response has been immediate:

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Excellence dude

So, in  one day the feds have wasted $45M of your money Canada. And for what?

“And the chicks are free.” but not in Dubai at COP 28 lads.

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COP 28

Well, it’s that time of year again when the world’s industrial countries, i.e. the west, come together for their annual pow-wow to combat climate change.

“Just think, we are going to limit temperatures to 1.5 degree Celsius. Boy are we smart or what?”

Noting that this is COP 28 should tell you something. It is an opportunity for the west to hob nob with each other at some fancy-dancy, high falutin resort and dine on caviar, shrimp, fois gras (poor geese), filet mignon  and the like, while the rest of us plebes freeze in the dark. COP 28 is the 28th annual cop-out.

Afternoon breakout session at COP 27:

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And you’re paying for it. Time to get out of the worthless UN.

Speech at this year’s plenary session:

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Canada, being Canada, will attend with the largest delegation of between 300-400 delegates. Led by our very own Valley Girl.

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“Can’t wait for COP 29. How I love being me.”

And you’re paying for it.

Thanks Canada.