Tag: End of the World

Pontificate

This is creepy

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This is also creepy. I never liked this pope (and I am a practicing Catholic) as he is too political for my liking and he is changing the Catholic orthodoxy to such an extent as to be unrecognizable:

Is the Pope Catholic or does a bear shyte in the woods?

Wow.

Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel find…for God is in control, not the UN or the WWF…erm WEF…sorry.

Good take on the R.E.M. classic.

SJ…Out

The End!

Can’t wait! Only 98 days until the Maldives disappear under water. Remember this: The UN predicted back in 1988 that if we do not do anything right NOW, as in contribute $100 Trillion to third world “tin pot” dictatorships, that the Maldives would be under water in 30 years. That’s right, by January 1st 2018. Funny that we do not hear too much about this anymore.

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The Maldives today. But hey, with the UN in charge of things, one just never knows. All of the “tin pot” dictators nodded in agreement.

 

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Sure looks like the coast of Oregon to me.

Meade and the end of the world update. All religions do not endorse this guy, except of course Holly’s Woody in the Morning elite.

25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars….Sounds like a hit song to me….On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea… At having to listen to another Bieber song!… People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken…’ Another Hulk movie by Buffalo (sic)

“’26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken…’ but not stirred!

Tuesday’s date, Nov 3 2020 was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a “date marker” in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt. Added to that was their magic marker and a direct relationship with the Mayan pyramids, Caligula’s obelisk at the Vatican, not to mention Washington’s monument in DC.  We’re doomed!

This just in from the Pope: “Meade’s views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox church. No we’re all behind Climate Change as the cause to our end of days predictions. So there! I mean you can only have so many doomsday prophecies.” BTW didn’t Saint Malakai predict only one more Pope and then we’re all doomed?
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Hey, even this guy got into the act!
“The End is Nigh,” says Bill Nye the Science Guy!

 

From the “This is Weird” file: Some dude, and I use that word loosely, has spent over $600K having plastic surgery jobs to look like Ken from “Ken and Barbie.” But, when he gets older, – I wouldn’t bet on that too much dude –  when he reaches his late 50s he wants to undergo a sex change so as to look like Barbie. “I would rather look like a sexy old lady than a saggy old man.” Alves admitted to the Daily Mail.

Boy oh boy Alves, you are in for one big surprise concerning old age gender sagginess. Boobs just don’t cut it after 40.

On another note, Pixee Fox had her ribs removed so as to look like a cartoon character…geesh. Now how about going with only 4 fingers and toes dudess! Author’s note: Her pic is so gross I won’t show it. Google her if you want to but I don’t recommend it.

Other stuff on a Friday:

Rick Mercer Report going off the air. Finally. Now I don’t have a problem with Rick Mercer per se but his “Talking to Americans” segment turned me right off his “not funny” show. It really demonstrated to me just how smug and holier than thou the elite, or left wing Canadians think they are. “I hate smugness.” There Rick, that’s my rant. Good luck to you.

Lady Gaga is going to use her real name. Oh, like Rhianna Banana. Can’t wait until it is revealed. Counting the days, hours and minutes. Changing her stage name for marriage perhaps to……”Poker Face.”

Nice thing about athletes protesting the NFL supporting BLM and refusing to honour or respect their national anthem. My response: Great. I don’t have to respect them. I can turn the channel, which I have. I also no longer watch any award shows nor do I purchase any sport memorabilia…so there!…..Geesh.

 

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“BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHECIES AND FALSE PROPHETS”

Read ya again Monday. I take weekends off from this blog.

SJ……………Out

End Of The World As We Know It!

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I heard the progressives cry when they saw this. According to them, at the centre for science at Moonbat University, this mass distinction never occurred and that they, T-Rex and company, are only asleep somewhere. They will be returning you know. I got news for you Virginia:

This just in: Next great mass extinction to occur in 100 years, around 2100, because of the amount of carbon being pumped into the atmosphere, according to a mathematical study of the five previous events in the last 540 million years. Oh you mean this study:

The 3,700-year-old Babylonian tablet Plimpton 322 at the Rare Book and Manuscript Library at Columbia University in New York.1 + 1 = 3!

Sorry, the artifact that just keeps on giving.

Some professor at a highly regarded institution of higher lemmings theorized that disturbances in the natural cycle of carbon through the atmosphere, oceans, plant and animal life played a role in mass die-offs of animals and plants.

And how does he know this for sure? He studied 31 times when there had been such changes and found four out of the five previous mass extinctions took place when the disruption crossed a “threshold of catastrophic change.” This sounds ominous.

“He’s quite old y’know,” a colleague was heard to say.

And here I thought it was an asteroid. Silly me.

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Based on his analysis of these mass extinctions, the Professor, as pictured above in his lab with an unknown cohort, developed a mathematical formula to help predict how much extra carbon could be added to before triggering a sixth one. Their models, as shown below, are highly sophisticated and complex for the average sod like you and me to understand. And, they are based upon the UN’s IPCC climate science models.

 

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They bear this out. The UN’s IPCC is ecstatic over this as it falls nicely into their narrative that if we do not do something now about climate change the earth will end by 2100. A double whammy.  Accountability for such outrageous claims? Well, of course we’ll all be dead by then won’t we!

On another heart warming note:  A self-described “specialist in research and investigations at the United Nations’ “Department of Specialists in Research and Investigations” has earned a fair amount of publicity online recently for predicting that catastrophic events will soon befall Earth. Among his claims: On Saturday, Sept. 23, 2017, a constellation — a sign prophesied in the Book of Revelation — will reveal itself in the skies over Jerusalem, signaling the beginning of the end of the world as we know it. Yikes, that’s tomorrow!  This researcher believes that by the end of October, the world may enter what’s called a seven-year tribulation period, a fairly widespread evangelical belief that for seven years, catastrophic events will befall Earth.

He calls this his “Moses Theory.” They tried to interview him but they couldn’t nail him down:

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The UN pulled out its Mayan Calendar to do a fact check but were dismayed and forgot that that calendar ended 12 December 2012. get it: 12-12-12. Of course the United Nations says that we have to donate $60T dollars to third world countries if we want to stop this from happening now. I told them to go to 6-6-6!

From the who gives a flying F^%K file comes this: Rhianna reveals her real family name: Rhianna Fenty.

And here I though it was Rhianna Banana.

 

 

That’s all I wrote. Have a great weekend.

 

 

SJ…………..Out