Tag: Experts

LGB

Love this:

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Click then click.

For those of you not sure what this means:

Listen closely to what the crowd is chanting.

Breaking news: Scientists now know the cause of obesity:

“EATING”

COP 26 is a cop-out:

True, true, true.

Rules are for thee and not for me:

Trudough? Mask-less and social distancing with all of his COP 26 buddies.

Over 100 private jets will be on the move, ferrying those special people who know how to save the planet. 50 percent of the troubling emissions from planes are from private jets. President Biden is coming too – flying more tens of thousands of miles in the vast hulk that is Air Force 1, to mumble some more about cutting carbon emissions. Those attending Cop26 from around the world face no vaccine requirements and need no vaccine passports.

Two vast cruise ships are moored on the River Clyde to house thousands of the staff that will run around after the tens of thousands of delegates. Power aboard will be provided by keeping their diesel engines turning, burning uncounted thousands of gallons of dirty old diesel for the duration of their stay.

But it’s not about what they say it’s about.

We the people need constant reminding, apparently, that the world is in a dreadful mess, and that that mess is all our fault. And now we must marvel at those special people, to whom rules do not apply, and who have come to save us from ourselves.

I guess I am a right wind fascist bigot and redneck.

If I do not believe this than a right wing bigot, racist and fascist I am.

Gas in California has now hit $7.49 USD a gallon. That is almost 10 bucks Canadian. And it is going to get a lot worse. Why? Because our leaders want to save the planet from ourselves.

Standby for heavy rolling. We are being duped and deceived.

And more from our COP 26 crowd:

“WAKE UP”

Before it’s too late. Vote these bums out before they destroy our way of life.

BTW, who is running Canada anyway? Dear Leader Trudough took some time off from bar hopping in Scotland and the Netherlands, to explain to his loyal media that his government is in talks with Indians in order to get their permission to raise the flags.  Apparently we need their permission because we committed genocide against children or something.

I guess I am a right wing racist bigot because I cannot identify with those above and I am…heaven forgive me….A MAN…and proud of it.

A Russian group covers Chicago. Wow.

SJ…Out

 

 

 

 

Ex Pervs

To defeat the Delta Variant and other variants that may arise, experts recommend doing all of the things that didn’t work the first time (Babylon Bee);

And…experts also warn that there are only nine years left until we have to change the timeline again to the climate change catastrophe;

Experts also warn that ridges of high pressure, now commonly known as heat domes, will occur again and again in the summer time…the horror of it all;

Experts also warn that summer will arrive 21 June every year until they say it will not;

And winter will come 21 December every year and last for…..tad da….three months;

Experts also warn that polar vortexes, or what used to be known as cold snaps, are here to stay in the winter time for many years to come…oh the horror of that all;

Expervs also state that wearing specially fitted trench coats for dirty old men is a human right;

Experts are also saying that the Covid 19 vaccine will not prevent…the flu…or the measles;

Experts also state that standing on one leg and jumping around for 15 minutes a day will prevent the spread of Covid 19;

Experts also say that playing “Imagine” everyday will prevent Covid 19  from spreading anywhere; and

Experts say that if the recommendations of Dr Fauci leave a bad taste in your mouth then take a Dr. Pepper.

 

A picture of Dr Fauci is at the beginning of this post so I thought the following picture to end it would be apropos:

See the source image

 

Whew, what would we do without experts.

 

SJ…Out